FANDOM


A collection of quotes from the black market arms dealer, Ulysses Klaue.

BP Teaser Trailer 6

Ulysses Klaue.

Movies

Avengers: Age of Ultron

Spoken by Ulysses Klaue

"Don't tell me your man swindled you; I sent you six short range heat-seekers and got a boat full of rusty parts. Now you will make it right or the next missile I send you will come very much faster... Now Minister, where were we?"
―Ulysses Klaue[src]
"So if you're going to fiddle with my brain and make me see a giant cuttlefish, then I know you don't do business and I know you're not in charge, and I only deal with the man in charge."
―Ulysses Klaue to Pietro and Wanda Maximoff[src]

Dialogue

"Everybody's afraid of something."
"Cuttlefish! Deep sea fish, they make lights, disco lights, whomp, whomp, whomp, to hypnotize their prey, and then whomp! I saw a documentary; it was terrifying. So, if you're going to fiddle with my brain, and make me see a giant Cuttlefish, then I know you don't do business and I know you're not in charge and I only deal with the man in charge!"
"There is no MAN in charge... Let's talk business."
Scarlet Witch, Ulysses Klaue and Ultron[src]
"Upon this rock I will build my church. Vibranium."
"You know, it came at great personal cost. It’s worth billions."
"Now, so are you. It’s all under your dummy holdings? Finances are so weird. But I always say, "Keep your friends and your enemies rich, and wait to find out which is which.""
"Stark..."
"What?"
"Tony Stark used to say that... to me. You're one of his."
"What? I'm not... I'm not! You think I'm one of Stark's puppets, his hollow men? I mean, look at me, do I look like Iron Man? Stark is not...I'm sorry. I am sorry... Ooh! I'm sure that's going to be okay. I'm sorry, it's just I don't understand... Don't compare me with Stark! He's a sickness!"
Ultron and Ulysses Klaue[src]
"Shoot them!"
"Which ones?"
"All of them!"
―Ulysses Klaue and Klaue's Mercenary[src]

Black Panther

Spoken by Ulysses Klaue

"I made it rain!"
Ulysses Klaue[src]
"Let's have some fun!"
Ulysses Klaue[src]
"I can see you!"
Ulysses Klaue[src]

Spoken about Ulysses Klaue

"Ulysses Klaue plans to sell the Vibranium to an American buyer in South Korea tomorrow night."
"Klaue has escaped our pursuits for almost thirty years. Not capturing him is perhaps my father's greatest regret. I wish to bring Klaue back here to stand trial."
"Wakanda does not need a warrior right now, it needs a king."
"My parents were killed when he attacked, not a day goes by when I do not think about what Klaue took from us, from me."
"It's to great an opportunity to pass."
"Take me with you, we will take him down together side by side."
"I need you here, protecting the border."
"Then I ask, you kill him where he stands, or you bring I'm back to us."
"You have my word, I will bring him back."
Okoye, T'Challa, Tribe Elder and W'Kabi[src]
"A man showed up at the border who claims to have killed Klaue!"
Okoye[src]

Dialogue

"Hey, come here! Come here, come here! It's okay. You can go, but just don't tell anyone alright?"
"Why didn't you just shoot him right here?"
"Because it's better to leave the crime scene more spread out. Makes us look like amateurs. Now then, let's see if you know what you're talking about. That's just a taste. Oh, were going to be rich boy."
"Better sell that quick."
"It's already sold."
"Whatever you try, the Wakandans will probably show up."
"That'll make my day. Kill two birds with one stone. Your not telling me that that's Vibranium too are you?"
"Nah, I'm just feeling it."
Ulysses Klaue and Erik Killmonger[src]
"Well, you brought quite the entourage. Do you have a mixtape coming out?"
"Oh yeah, I'll actually send you a link."
Everett Ross and Ulysses Klaue[src]
"Tell me something. What do you know about Wakanda?"
"It's a third world country. Textiles, shepherds, cool outfits."
"All a front. Explorers have searched for it. Called it El Dorado. They looked for it in South America, but it was in Africa the whole time. I'm the only who's seen it... and made it out alive."
―Ulysses Klaue and Everett Ross[src]
"Wakanda. Explorers have searched for it for centuries. The Golden City. It's a technological marvel."
Ulysses Klaue[src]
"My intel reports that the chunk of Vibranium you took was all that Wakanda had."
"I took that chunk of vibranium out of a mountain of the stuff!"
Everett Ross and Ulysses Klaue[src]
"You sell to the CIA?"
"I sell to the highest bidder. Don't you worry, when I get back to Johannesburg, I'll lay low for a bit. I'll make sure you guys get payed."
"I won't worry about the money bro, I know your good for it. On our way back, just drop us off at Wakanda."
"You don't want to go there boy."
"Yeah, I do."
"Drop it! Or your little Bonny and Clyde routine ends today! Put your gun down now!"
"Sorry, I'm sorry Erik..."
"It'll be okay."
"You...you want to go to Wakanda? They're savages! This is what they do to people like us."
"I don't worry about no brand. Check these out. Each one is for a kill."
"You can scar yourself as much as you like. To them, you'll just be an outsider. Your crazy to think that you can just walk in there. Ahh...and to think I saw you as a crazy American."
Erik Killmonger, Ulysses Klaue and Linda[src]
Community content is available under CC-BY-SA unless otherwise noted.