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A collection of quotes from Thurston Koenig.

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.[]

Episode 4.12: Hot Potato Soup[]

Spoken by Thurston Koenig[]

"You know why they call it 'programming,' right? Because you're being programmed through little screens, big screens, little morphine drips of sequels and prequels and zombies and Kanyes, Snapchats and Grumpy Cats, all designed by the media, corporate S.H.I.E.L.D. machine, and you're asleep, binge-watching the Apocalypse! You know what Tony Stark's armor is powered by?"
―Thurston Koenig[src]
"Hey, hey, hey. Ho, ho. S.H.I.E.L.D. stormtroopers have got to go."
―Thurston Koenig to Phil Coulson[src]
"You're still a sheep, though. You're all sheep!"
―Thurston Koenig[src]
"No! You can't be in here! This is a Peace Palace."
―Thurston Koenig to Phil Coulson[src]

Dialogue[]

"What happened to you? We had the same parents, same teachers, same liquor cabinet. Your brothers toughened up, joined the cause."
"Yeah, that worked out great for Eric."
―LT Koenig and Thurston Koenig[src]
"We brought you here for your own protection."
"My own protection? I don't want your protection. I don't want anything to do with your agents of doom!"
―Sam Koenig and Thurston Koenig[src]
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