"No matter how many times Quill betrays you, you protect him like that none of the rest of us matter. I'm the one what sticks up for you." "Damn straight lad, he's gone soft. Suppose it's time for a change in leadership."
"I've waited a long time for this... What?" "Sorry, I'm so sorry, I just keep imagining you waking up in the morning, looking in the mirror and in all seriousness to yourself saying 'You know what would be a really kick-ass name? Taserface!'."