Spoken by Surtur
- "Tremble before me, Asgard! I am your reckoning!"
- "Thor, son of Odin."
"Surtur! Son of... a bitch! You're still alive! I thought my father killed you like, half a million years ago."
"I cannot die. Not until I fulfill my destiny, and lay waste to your home."
"You know, it's funny you should mention that. Because I've been having these terrible dreams of late! Asgard up in flames. Falling to ruins. And you, Surtur. The center of all of it."
"Then you have seen Ragnarok, the fall of Asgard, the great prophecy..."
"Hang on! Hang on. I'll be... back around shortly, you know, I really feel like we were connecting there. Now... okay, so, Ragnarök, tell me about that. Walk me through it."
"My time has come when my crown is reunited with the Eternal Flame! I shall be restored to my full might, and will tower over the mountains to bury my sword deep into Asgard!"
"Hang on! Give it a second... I swear, I'm not even moving! It's doing this on its own!"
- ―Surtur and Thor
- "Let me get this straight. You're going to put your crown into the Eternal Flame, and then you'll suddenly grow as big as a house?"
"The Eternal Flame that Odin keeps locked away in Asgard?"
"Odin is not on Asgard. And your absence has left the throne defenseless."
"Okay. So, where is this crown?"
"This is my crown. The source of my power!"
"Oh, that's your crown? I thought it was a big eyebrow."
"It's a crown!"
"Anyway, it sounds like all I have to do to stop Ragnarök is rip that thing off your head."
"But Ragnarok has already begun! You cannot stop it! I am Asgard's doom, and so are you! All will suffer, all will burn!"
"Oh, that's intense. You know to be honest, seeing you grow really big and set fire to a planet would be quite the spectacle. But it looks like I'll have to choose Option B, where I bust out of these chains, knock that tiara off your head, and stash it away in Asgard's vault."
- ―Thor and Surtur
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