- "New York! Home of the Mets, the Chrysler Building, those ladies from Sex and the City, and now, the Zombie Apocalypse! If you can make it here, you can make it anywhere. But first you have to not get eaten."
- ―Peter Parker[src]
So You Wanna Survive the Zombie Apocalypse is a recorded video filmed by Peter Parker on how to survive the zombie apocalypse.
History[]
Following the outbreak of the Quantum Virus which was inadvertently caused by Hank Pym's attempt to rescue Janet van Dyne, and caused a zombie apocalypse, Peter Parker directed and hosted an online video entitled So You Wanna Survive a Zombie Apocalypse. In the video, Parker gave instructions for how to fight off the zombies, and avoid being infected, with the help (willing and unwilling) of the surviving Avengers.[1]
Crew and Cast[]
Crew[]
Spider-Man[]
- Name: Peter Benjamin Parker
- Position: Director/Host
- Description: Peter Parker was the director and host of the film. He worked along with Kurt Goreshter to interview the three cast members and go over the three steps of surviving the zombie apocalypse as an orientation video for any new members such as Bruce Banner who were to join them.
Kurt "Resident Weirdo"[]
- Name: Kurt Goreshter
- Position: Production Assistant
- Skills: Languages, Slavic Folklore, Crime
- Description: Kurt Goreshter "Resident Weirdo" was a production assistant for Peter Parker while filming the film. He helped interview the three interviewees and show the three important steps to surviving the zombie apocalypse.
Interviewees[]
Happy "Never Actually Happy" Hogan[]
- Name: Harold Joseph "Happy" Hogan
- Skills: Driving, Coffee, Boxing
- Description: Happy "Never Actually Happy" Hogan was the first interviewee for the film, demonstrating along with Kurt Goreshter, Step #1, wear long sleeves. He demonstrated how when there is less skin showing, there is less parts for the Zombies to bite. He also got sprayed with ketchup in the face by Goreshter.
Bucky "Silent But Deadly" Barnes[]
- Name: James Buchanan "Bucky" Barnes
- Skills: Murder, Killer Arm, Heavy Sleeper
- Description: Bucky "Silent But Deadly" Barnes was the second interviewee for the film, demonstrating Step #2, hygiene, on which Parker stated that showering would give off less pheromones for the Zombies to smell. He was filmed while in the shower and picked up Kurt Goreshter with his metal arm and threw him at the camera.
Sharon "The Blond Bond" Carter[]
- Name: Sharon Carter
- Skills: Spycraft, First Aid, Eulogies
- Description: Sharon "The Blond Bond" Carter was the third and filnal interviewee for the film, demonstrating Step #3, always aim for the head. She demonstrated a zombie getting shot in the head. She was filmed while walking down a hallway and looked rather annoyed at Parker for being shot in the head with a plunger gun.
