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A collection of quotes from Randall, known as "Ralph Bohner".
WandaVision[]
Episode 1.05: On a Very Special Episode...[]
Dialogue[]
- "Long-lost bro get to squeeze his stinkin' sister to death or what?"
"Pietro?" - ―Ralph Bohner and Wanda Maximoff[src]
Episode 1.06: All-New Halloween Spooktacular![]
Spoken by Ralph Bohner[]
- "I'm impressed! Seriously. It's a big leap from giving people nightmares and shooting red wiggly-woos out of your hands. How'd you even do all this? Hey, I'm not some stranger and I'm not your husband. You can talk to me."
- ―Ralph Bohner to Wanda Maximoff[src]
Dialogue[]
- "Hey, it's cool. I know I look different."
"Why do you... look different?" - ―Ralph Bohner and Wanda Maximoff[src]
Episode 1.09: The Series Finale[]
Spoken by Ralph Bohner[]
- "Don't waste your breath, babe. No one can hear you from in here."
- ―Ralph Bohner to Monica Rambeau[src]
Spoken about Ralph Bohner[]
- "You're Ralph... Bohner?"
- ―Monica Rambeau to Ralph Bohner[src]
Agatha All Along[]
Episode 1.06: Familiar by Thy Side[]
Spoken by Ralph Bohner[]
- "Agatha hijacked my life! God damn it! She called me her husband. But I was her puppet."
- ―Ralph Bohner to William Kaplan[src]
- "You couldn't move or talk or do anything... anything on your own. It was like watching yourself on TV inside your own head. But you couldn't turn it off. It was not a good time!"
- ―Ralph Bohner to William Kaplan[src]
Dialogue[]
- "So, she's harmless?"
"Did I say that? I did not say that! Hey! Word to the wise, don't go sniffing around there. Or you'll end up buried in that yard with that dog, or worse!" - ―William Kaplan and Ralph Bohner[src]