Leeds Profile
A collection of quotes of Ned Leeds, the best friend of Peter Parker.


Spider-Man: Homecoming

Spoken by Ned Leeds

"Join me and together, we'll build my LEGO Death Star!"
―Ned Leeds[src]
"Do Avengers have to pay taxes?"
―Ned Leeds[src]


"Did Liz get a new top?"
"No, you've seen that before. But never with that skirt."
"We should probably stop staring before it gets creepy though."
"Too late. You guys are losers."
"Then why do you sit with us?"
"Because I don't have any friends."
Peter Parker, Ned Leeds and Michelle Jones[src]
"You're the Spider-Man... from YouTube!"
"No! No, I'm not! This is just a costume!"
"You were on the ceiling!"
"I wasn't! I, wait, what are you doing in my room?"
"May let me in, you said we were going to finish the Death Star! Wait, she doesn't know?"
"Nobody knows! Well, Mr. Stark knows because he made me my suit but that's it!"
"Tony Stark made you that? Are you an Avenger?"
"Yeah, basically. You can't tell anyone, you have to keep this a secret!"
"A secret, why?"
"Because you know what she's like, if she finds out that there are people out there who try to kill me every night she won't let me do this anymore!"
"Okay, okay, okay, okay, I'm going to level with you, I don't think I can keep this a secret, this is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me!"
―Ned Leeds and Peter Parker[src]
"You got bit by a spider? Can it bite me? It'd probably hurt, right? You know what, whatever. Even if it did hurt, I'll let it bite me. Maybe. How much did it hurt?"
"Spider's dead, Ned."
―Ned Leeds and Peter Parker[src]
"Can you spit venom?"
―Ned Leeds to Peter Parker[src]
"What is your favorite kind of spider? Tarantula, daddy long legs, brown recluse, black widow..."
―Ned Leeds to Peter Parker[src]
"Can you summon an army of spiders?"
"No, Ned. No."
Peter Parker and Ned Leeds[src]
"Do you know him, too?"
"Yeah, we met. Stole his shield."
Peter Parker and Ned Leeds[src]
"What does Hulk smell like? I bet he smells nice."
"You have to shut up."
"Is Captain America cool, or is he like a mean, old grandpa?"
"Ned, just...okay?"
―Ned Leeds and Peter Parker[src]
"Hey, can I be your guy in the chair?"
"You know how there's a guy, with the headset, telling the other guy where to go? Like... like if you were stuck in a burning building, I could tell you where to go, 'cause there'd be screens all around me, I can shoot around things, I can be your guy in the chair!"
―Ned Leeds to Peter Parker[src]
"Oh, what is that?"
"I don't know, some guy tried to vaporize me with it."
"Seriously? Awesome. I mean, not awesome...totally uncool, that guy, so scary."
"Yeah, well, look, I think it's a power source."
"Yeah, but it's connected to all these micro-processors. That's an inductive charging plate: that's what I use to charge my toothbrush."
"Whoever is making these weapons is obviously combining alien tech with ours."
"That is literally the coolest sentence anyone has ever said. I just want to thank you for letting me be a part of your journey."
―Ned Leeds and Peter Parker[src]
"What is like being famous when nobody knows it's you? It's crazy. Should we tell everyone?"
―Ned Leeds to Peter Parker[src]
"What's there?"
"I don't know... evil lair?"
"Evil lair?"
"Dude, a gang with alien guns and a guy with wings? Yeah, they have a lair."
"Badass. But how are you going to get there if it's like three hundred miles away."
"It's not too far from D.C.."
Peter Parker and Ned Leeds[src]
"What are you doing here? This is a dance."
"I'm... looking... at... porn."
―Ms. Monica Warren and Ned Leeds[src]

Avengers: Infinity War


"Ned! Hey! I need you to cause a distraction."
"Holy shit! We're all gonna die! There's a spaceship!"
Peter Parker and Ned Leeds[src]
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