- "Credit cards or cash. Whatever works best for you."
- ―Mike to Deke Shaw
- "Barkeep. I'd like to try a beer – a real one, please."
"One real beer. You got it."
- ―Deke Shaw and Mike
While cleaning a glass, Mike saw Deke Shaw arriving into his bar. Shaw requested to taste real beer, but was soon dissatisfied with the experience, prompting Mike to serve him Zima instead. Mike continuously gave Shaw new bottles of Zima along with a cheeseburger until Shaw decided to leave. Mike reminded him that he still had to pay and was puzzled when Shaw simply gave him his arm. As Mike waited for payment, Shaw attempted to flee but tripped and fell on the ground. As a result, Mike called the police for them to pick up Shaw.
- Deke Shaw - Customer