A collection of quotes of Michelle Jones, also known as MJ.
Movies[]
Spider-Man: Homecoming[]
Spoken by Michelle Jones[]
- "Zero."
- ―Michelle Jones[src]
- "My friends call me MJ."
- ―Michelle Jones[src]
Dialogue[]
- "We should probably stop staring before it gets creepy, though."
"Too late. You guys are losers."
"Well, then why do you sit with us?"
"Because I don't have any friends." - ―Peter Parker, Michelle Jones, and Ned Leeds[src]
"What?"
"He's taking your place."
"Excuse me, can we go already? 'Cause I was hoping to get in some light protesting in front of one of the embassies before dinner, so."
"Protesting is patriotic. Let's get on the bus."
"Zero."
"That is correct. Midtown takes the championship!"
"Oh, yeah. I just— Um, I don't really want to celebrate something that was built by slaves."
"Oh, I'm sure the Washington Monument wasn't built by..."
- "My friends are up there!"
"What?! Uh... Don't worry, ma'am. Everything's gonna be okay." - ―Michelle Jones and Spider-Man[src]
- "Why are you here? You don't even have detention."
"Oh, I know. I just like coming here to sketch people in crisis. Heh. It's you." - ―Coach Wilson and Michelle Jones[src]
- "I'm gonna have to put this back in the trophy case soon, but just for motivation right now at this practice. I'm a little ahead of the game, but we will need a new team captain next year. So, I'm appointing Michelle."
"Thank you. My friends call me MJ."
"I thought you didn't have any friends."
"I didn't." - ―Mr. Harrington, Michelle Jones, and Ned Leeds[src]
- "I... I gotta go."
"Hey, where are you going? What are you hiding, Peter? I'm just kidding, I don't care. Bye." - ―Peter Parker and Michelle Jones[src]
Spider-Man: Far From Home[]
Spoken by Michelle Jones[]
- "'Boh', the most perfect word in the world, the Italians created it, and I discovered it."
- ―Michelle Jones to Peter Parker[src]
- "I don't really have much luck when it comes to getting close to people. Um... so I lied. I wasn't just watching you because I thought you were Spider-Man."
- ―Michelle Jones to Peter Parker[src]
Spoken about Michelle Jones[]
- "I have a plan. Okay, first, I'm gonna sit next to MJ on the flight."
"Mmm."
"Second, I'm gonna buy a dual-headphone adapter and watch movies with her the whole time."
"Okay."
"Three, when we go to Venice, Venice is famous for making stuff out of glass, right?"
"True."
"So, I'm gonna buy her a black dahlia necklace because her favorite flower is the black dahlia because of, well-"
"The murder."
"The murder. Four, when we go to Paris, I'm gonna take her to the top of the Eiffel Tower, give her the necklace."
"Oh!"
"Then, five, I'm gonna tell her how I feel. And then, six, hopefully she tells me she feels the same way." - ―Peter Parker and Ned Leeds[src]
- "Okay. Sure. But I really like MJ, man, okay? She's awesome, she's super funny in a kind of dark way. Sometimes I catch her looking at me. She's coming. Just don't say anything."
- ―Peter Parker to Ned Leeds[src]
- "I need your help to sit next to MJ."
"… Seriously?"
"Yes, seriously!"
"What about our plan? American bachelors in Europe."
"That's your plan. That's a solo plan. Come on, this is my plan." - ―Peter Parker and Ned Leeds[src]
- "Peter has a perfume allergy? I'll tell you from experience, perfume allergies are no joke. I can feel hives breaking out already. MJ, stand up. Ned, take MJ's spot. MJ, you take my spot. Peter, let's get you out of there. Sorry. Zach and Sebastian, you take Ned and Peter's seats. That's all right. Ned, thanks for bringing this to my attention. Your safety is my responsibility."
- ―Roger Harrington[src]
- "What are you gonna do about the water monster?"
"Nothing. It's dead. And besides, that Mysterio guy's all over it. Look, I just wanna spend some time with MJ. We were talking about Paris, and I think she really likes me." - ―Ned Leeds to Peter Parker[src]
- "Is MJ texting? No. Don't look at it. Don't look at it. That's– that's wrong. That's wrong."
- ―Peter Parker[src]
- "Look, Peter, I'm not here to judge your life choices, dude. If you want to hook up with some random European chick on our school trip, that's on you."
"That's not what that was, honestly."
"I can't pretend I didn't see what I just saw. I know you're trying to get with MJ. It's obvious. But I like her too."
"Wait a minute. Hey, hey. You cannot show her that photo, dude. C'mon."
"I'm sorry, man. I have to. She deserves the truth." - ―Brad Davis and Peter Parker[src]
- "Hello, Peter. How can I help you?"
"Hey. There's this guy in my class who's gonna ruin everything with MJ..."
"Peter, I'm having difficulty hearing you. Can you please speak up?"
"Brad Davis. He has a photo of me." - ―E.D.I.T.H. and Peter Parker[src]
- "I didn't think I was gonna have to save the world this summer. I know that makes me sound like such a jerk. I just ...I had this plan with this girl that I really like and... now it's all ruined."
- ―Peter Parker to Mysterio[src]
- "Hey, I gotta go. Could you tell MJ that I'm sick or something?"
"O-Okay. Be careful. And, Peter, whatever you do, please steer the monster away from the opera house."
"Yeah, Ned, I know." - ―Peter Parker and Ned Leeds[src]
- "Where do you think she's going? Do you think she's going to the carnival?"
"What?"
"We should go, too."
"Oh, I, I don't—"
"We should go. Yes, we should go. Come on, let's go. Come on." - ―Betty Brant and Ned Leeds[src]
- "What do you want? You, Peter Parker. Now. I know you're thinking about it."
"I wanna go on my trip. I want to go back on my trip with my friends. And go to the top of the Eiffel Tower with the girl who I really like and tell her how I feel and... give her a kiss."
"Ooh!"
"Shut up, man."
"You're not gonna do that, are you?"
"No, I can't."
"Why not?"
"Because I have too much of a responsibility." - ―Quentin Beck and Peter Parker[src]
- "Where you headed?"
"I'm gonna go find MJ."
"Good luck, kid. I'll give you a fifty-fifty chance. You're pretty awkward." - ―Quentin Beck and Peter Parker[src]
- "Help me!"
"MJ! Oh, God!"
"Peter, what's going on?"
"I know this isn't real."
"Do you, though?"
"MJ! MJ!" - ―Michelle Jones in a false projection, Spider-Man, and Mysterio[src]
- "Beck's people are trying to find everyone who could expose him. Who'd you tell?"
"Um—"
"I know you told someone…"
"Uh..."
"So, just tell me. Who did you tell? Who else did you tell?!"
"O-Okay, just Ned and MJ from my class! Maybe Ned told his girlfriend Betty, but that's it… What?"
"You are so gullible."
"What?"
"Oh, you're smart as a whip. Just a… sucker. And now all your friends have to die." - ―Mysterio and Spider-Man[src]
- "Wait, wait, whoa, whoa. Before you go if something happens to me, could you please give this to MJ?"
"You're gonna make it back. You'll give it to her yourself. Okay? You got this." - ―Peter Parker and Happy Hogan[src]
"He's with a girl."
- "You guys are so cute."
"Thanks. I- I was thinking we should all, I don't know, like, go on a double date or something."
"Oh, we broke up."
"Oh, we broke up." - ―Betty Brant, Peter Parker, and Ned Leeds[src]
Dialogue[]
- "What up, dorks? Excited about the science trip?"
"Hey, yeah, uh, we're just talking about the trip."
"Yeah, and Peter's plan."
"You have a plan?"
"I don't... I don't have a plan."
"No, he's- he's just gonna collect tiny spoons when we're traveling to other countries."
"Like, like a grandmother?"
"I'm not collecting tiny spoons. He's collecting tiny spoons."
"Oh, okay, well... that was a real roller coaster. By the way, travel tip: You should download a VPN on your phone, so the government can't track you while we're abroad."
"Smart. Will do."
"Dude, I think that went really great." - ―Michelle Jones, Peter Parker, and Ned Leeds[src]
- "Yo, Parker. This is called an airplane. It's like the buses you're used to, except it flies over the poor neighborhoods instead of driving through them."
"Ma'am? He blipped, so technically, he's 16, not 21."
"I'll take that."
"She's lying! I don't even know this girl!"
"Classic MJ, right?" - ―Flash Thompson, Michelle Jones, Flight Attendant, and Brad Davis[src]
- "Oh, I got a dual-headphone adapter if you want to watch a movie."
"Only if it's depressing. Or hilarious." - ―Brad Davis and Michelle Jones[src]
- "¡Vamonos!"
"It's "Andiamo.""
"Andiamo! There you go." - ―Roger Harrington and Michelle Jones[src]
- "Boh!"
"What?"
"Boh. The most perfect word. Italians created it, I just discovered it."
"What does it mean?"
"That's the thing. It can mean a million things."I don't know." "Get out of my face." "I don't know" and "Get out of my face." It's the best thing Italy created, except for, maybe, espresso."
"Oh, so you've been drinking espresso."
"Hey. American? A rose for you?"
"Boh."
"Woah."
""Boh" is my new superpower. It's like the anti-"Aloha." I was born to say this word. So, what's in the bag?"
"Oh…uh, boh."
"Nice…" - ―Michelle Jones, Peter Parker, and Street Seller[src]
- "BuzzFeed says he's a sailor named Morris Bench who was exposed to an experimental underwater generator and got hydro powers."
"Yeah, you should definitely believe everything you read on the Internet." - ―Flash Thompson and Michelle Jones[src]
- "Who is that guy?"
"He's like Iron Man and Thor rolled into one."
"He's alright. He's no Spider-Man."
"What is it with you and Spider-Man?"
"What? He's just awesome, okay? He protects the neighborhood and y'know he's inspiring. He inspires me to be a better man. 'Sup, dickwad. Thought you drowned." - ―Betty Brant, Brad Davis, Flash Thompson, Michelle Jones[src]
- "L'uomo del misterio combatutto con la creatura aquatica..."
"Sounds like his name's Mysterio."
"'L'uomo del misterio' is Italian for "man of mystery." They don't actually know who he is."
"Mysterio."
"Cool name." - ―Italian News Anchor, Brad Davis, Michelle Jones, Ned Leeds, and Betty Brant[src]
- "So, how much of that did you see?"
"Not much. I was running."
"Right. Me too. I was also running... away. So, Paris tomorrow. Go to the Eiffel Tower. Should be great."
"Yeah, I read it was secretly built as a mind-control antenna to create an army of the insane."
"Oh."
"Which is why it's my favorite destination on the whole trip." - ―Peter Parker and Michelle Jones[src]
- "This is so weird. It was right here on my phone. I, I-"
"Yeah… Weird." - ―Brad Davis and Michelle Jones[src]
- "Good news. We're going to the opera!"
"The opera?"
"Don't look at me."
"What happened to the carnival?"
"Well, this is upgrade living, guys. Come on. The tour company just gave us these tickets. For free! Do you have any idea how much opera tickets cost?"
"No, because none of us have ever wanted to go to the opera, ever." - ―Roger Harrington, Betty Brant, Julius Dell, Michelle Jones, and Flash Thompson[src]
- "You look really pretty."
"And therefore, I have value?"
"No, no, that's not what I meant at all. I was just—"
"I'm messing with you. Thank you."
"You're welcome."
"You look pretty, too."
"Thank you." - ―Peter Parker and Michelle Jones[src]
- "Want to go in on a pair?"
"You mean, sit next to each other?"
"Yeah."
"Are you in position?"
"No."
"Okay..."
"Why the hell not, Parker?"
"No… you don't want to sit next to me, or, no, you just don't want the glasses?"
"Uh, I didn't mean that. If you go ahead, I'll go grab us a pair."
"I'll save you a seat next to me. Because, a lot of seats, so I'll be up there."
"Awesome." - ―Michelle Jones, Peter Parker, and Nick Fury[src]
- "Hey."
"Hey."
"Where were you?"
"Um, I got lost."
"We were worried about you."
"Oh."
"Good thing you're back. So much for Paris, right?"
"Would've been fun."
"Yeah. Night."
"Night. You look ni—" - ―Michelle Jones and Peter Parker[src]
- "Hey."
"Hey."
"Uh… Look, um... I'm not ready for this trip to be over yet, and I kind of want to do something fun that's not on the itinerary or planned or with Mr. Harrington—"
"Yes."
"'Yes,' like you wanna go?"
"Yes."
"…Awesome. I'll see you outside in ten minutes."
"Meet me outside in five minutes."
"Five is good. Okay."
"Okay, bye."
"Bye—" - ―Peter Parker and Michelle Jones[src]
- "Hey."
"Hey."
"Where do you wanna go?"
"Who cares?"
"Awesome."
"Okay. Let's go."
"I'm glad we're doing this."
"Yeah, me, too."
"To see the city a bit."
"Y'know, they used to execute people on this bridge. They would, like..."
"Oh..."
"…Put them in a basket, and they would drown in the water… Sorry."
"It's okay." - ―Peter Parker and Michelle Jones[src]
- "Uh... Look, there's this thing I've been wanting to talk to you about... for a while."
"Yeah?"
"It's our last night in Europe, and I had this plan that I wanted to... tell you. I'm just gonna… I'm just gonna tell you. MJ, I—"
""Am Spider-Man.""
"…What?"
"That's what you were gonna say. That you're Spider-Man."
"No. I-I'm not Spider-Man."
"I mean, I've been watching you for like, a while now. It's kind of obvious."
"I'm not Spider-Man. I mean, what would make you think that I was Spider-Man?"
"Peter, Washington?"
"Yeah?"
"The fact that you, like, disappear out of nowhere for no reason."
"No, that was… I-I was sick. Remember? I had my- the tummy?"
"You know, Susan Yang thinks you're a male escort?"
"What? Of course I'm not a male escort."
"Well, then you're Spider-Man." - ―Peter Parker and Michelle Jones[src]
- "I'm not Spider-Man at all."
"What about tonight? You snuck off, and you fought that thing. I saw you."
"You can't have seen me because I'm not Spider-Man. And also, on the news, it was the Night Monkey."
"The Night Monkey?"
"Yeah. That's what it said on the news, and the news never lies."
"Night Monkey. Okay."
"What are you doing?"
"Well, do the Night Monkey and Spider-Man use the same webs?"
"I mean, maybe. Maybe he's a Spider Monkey. Who knows? … Were you only watching me because you thought I was Spider-Man?"
"Yeah… Why else would I be watching you?"
"Doesn't matter. Just thought that maybe— …The hell was that?!"
"I don't know. What is it, some kind of projector or something?"
"Yeah, but it's really advanced."
"It… It looked so real. It…"
"Yeah, really real."
"Wait, does that mean that?..."
"The Elementals are fake? That doesn't make any sense because we were there, right? There was fire and destruction, and… who would do something like that?"
"Mysterio…" - ―Peter Parker and Michelle Jones[src]
- "I am Spider-Man, and I really messed up."
"Wait. You're be— You're being serious?"
"Mhm."
"You're not joking with me? You're like, 100 percent serious? Because it's not funny."
"No, I'm not joking."
"Because I was, I was only, like, 67% sure."
"MJ..."
"So why- why are you here? Why are-"
"MJ..."
"Why are you on this school trip?!"
"MJ! Look, I know you have a lot of questions, but look, we really have to get out of here, okay?"
"Okay. Okay. I can't believe I figured it out!" - ―Peter Parker and Michelle Jones[src]
- "I can't believe I gave Beck those glasses. How could I be that stupid? He's probably spying on me right now or sending a drone to come and kill me."
"You had access to killer drones?"
"Yeah, I didn't really want them, especially after I almost killed Brad."
"You almost killed Brad?"
"Look, I have to call Mr. Fury and tell him that Beck's a fraud, but I think he tapped my phone."
"Ok, so, what are you gonna do?"
"I need my suit, and I have to go to Berlin and talk to Mr. Fury in person. Just…" - ―Peter Parker and Michelle Jones[src]
- "Oh, Ned. Perfect."
"The costume looks great... for the costume party... at the Prince's Castle..."
"She knows. I told her."
"He didn't tell me. I figured it out."
"Oh… That's cool."
"Like, a long time ago."
"Oh."
"Look, Mysterio is a fraud."
"But he saved me and Betty's lives."
"No, he's been faking the whole thing with illusion tech."
"Yeah, he's using these, like, hologram projectors."
Woah... That's… crazy."
"Yeah."
"So you guys were like, working the case together…?"
"It's been mostly me."
"Look, Ned, I need you to call May, get her to call Mr. Harrington, say she wanted me to stay with family in Berlin until this all blows over, okay?"
"Got it. Easy."
"Wow, you guys lie with such ease."
"I gotta go."
"Wait, wait, wait. The projector. You're gonna need this."
"Don't tell anyone about this, okay? Anyone who knows is in danger." - ―Night Monkey, Ned Leeds, and Michelle Jones[src]
- "Is no one else going to acknowledge how crazy this is?"
"Oh, yeah, I get it. There's been nothing scientific about this science tour at all."
"No, I'm talking about Peter. Has no one noticed how shady he is? Because I saw him in the back room of a rest stop with some woman in his underwear, and he's always sneaking away, like back at the opera, huh? Now he's suddenly off the trip, with his family in Berlin?! Is no one else interested in the truth?"
""The very concept of objective truth is fading out of the world.""
"George Orwell. Thank you, MJ."
"Yeah, well, since Peter's not really here to tell his truth, what about you, Brad? Why do you think it's cool to pictures of people in the bathroom?"
"Yeah, dude, what's that about?"
"No, no, no, it wasn't like that. It was… Uh, I was trying to take a—"
"Let's just put all this craziness behind us and have a nice, peaceful afternoon. "Sounds great, Mr. Harrington," said the class. Okay." - ―Brad Davis, Julius Dell, Michelle Jones, Flash Thompson, and Roger Harrington[src]
- "I don't like this. Something's definitely up."
"You're an FOS now. "Friend of Spider-Man." And you have to remember to just stay calm."
"That doesn't look good."
"But it's fake, so there's nothing to worry about…" - ―Michelle Jones and Ned Leeds[src]
- "Ned!"
"Happy!"
"I gotta get you guys out of here! Get on the jet!"
"Who are you?"
"I work with Spider-Man, okay?! Get on the jet!"
"You work for Spider-Man?!"
"I work with Spider-Man, not for Spider-Man! … New plan! Into the Tower!" - ―Happy Hogan, Ned Leeds, Michelle Jones, and Flash Thompson[src]
- "Are we gonna die?"
"Nobody dies on my watch."
"I wasted my life playing video games, and we're gonna die!"
"I have a fake ID, and I've never even used it!"
"I post stupid videos daily for people to like me!"
"Hey! If it wasn't for those stupid videos, Spider-Man would've never found you."
"Spider-Man? Spider-Man follows me? I saved us, guys!"
"If you saved us, why are we about to die?!"
"MJ!"
"Come on!"
"I'm sorry, okay?! I'm obsessed with telling the truth even if it hurts people's feelings!"
"I'm in love with Spider-Man's aunt. … We're sharing, right?" - ―Ned Leeds, Happy Hogan, Betty Brant, Flash Thompson, and Michelle Jones[src]
- "MJ! Hey."
"Hey."
"Hey."
"Are you okay?"
"I'm okay. You okay?"
"Yeah. Yeah."
"Is everybody else okay?"
"Yeah, everyone's okay."
"What happened?"
"Th-Th… There was just the drones, and they were following us, and then they just stopped. Was that you?"
"Yeah."
"Did you get him?"
"Yeah."
"Well, I brought that. In case you needed some help."
"Thanks."
"Anyway, there was a sweaty guy in the tower with us. I think he works for you or something. He-He gave me this."
"No. No… Oh, MJ, I'm so sorry. I had this plan, this stupid plan."
"Peter."
"I wrote it down, I was gonna buy you this and give it to you in Paris at the top... ...And you kissed me. Wha-What?"
"Yeah. I don't really have much luck when it comes to getting close to people. Um... so I lied. I wasn't just watching you because I thought you were Spider-Man…"
"That...That's great."
"Black dahlia, like..."
"The murder."
"The murder."
"Yeah. I'm sorry it's broken."
"I actually like it better broken."
"I really like you..."
"I really like you, too. …Okay. I should, uh.. I should probably get back to the class."
"I'll go and, uh... Yeah, I don't know..."
"Just in case." - ―Spider-Man and MJ[src]
- "Are you sure no one else has figured it out?"
"Yeah, I mean, it's not like anybody really pays attention to you."
"Ouch."
"Except for me."
"Awe, thanks."
"Don't be late."
"I won't. See you later." - ―Peter Parker and Michelle Jones[src]
- "Sorry! Hey. Sorry I'm late."
"Hey. It's fine."
"You ready?"
"Yeah."
"You're gonna love this."
"Okay! Okay! Okay. Okay."
"You ready?"
"Yeah. I'm just not gonna watch. I'm not gonna watch. I should stop looking. I'm gonna stop looking!" - ―Spider-Man and Michelle Jones[src]
- "Okay. You can put me down now! You can put me down now!"
"You okay?"
"Yeah. Yeah, I'm okay. Let's just... Never, never doing that again. I'm never doing that again."
"Okay. Uh, well, I should probably get out of here."
"Be safe."
"See you later." - ―Michelle Jones and Spider-Man[src]
Spider-Man: No Way Home[]
Spoken by Michelle Jones[]
- "I just feel like, if you don't expect disappointment, then you can never really be disappointed."
- ―Michelle Jones to Peter Parker[src]
Spoken about Michelle Jones[]
- "I mean, is she even gonna be my girlfriend?"
"That depends, was she your girlfriend just 'cause you were Spider-Man, or...?"
"I don't know. I really hope not." - ―Peter Parker and Doctor Strange[src]
Dialogue[]
- "Are you excited for MIT?"
"Oh, uh, right. Yeah. Uh, yeah. Actually, I am excited, which is weird, 'cause I don't really get excited about things. I kind of expect disappointment."
"'Cause then you'll never actually be disappointed." - ―Peter Parker and Michelle Jones[src]