- "I want my money back, Timely. These trousers don't work."
"Councilman, what are you talking about? You look taller to me. I told you these were a prototype. Perhaps I could come by next week, maybe adjust the settings." - ―Councilman and Victor Timely[src]
The Mechanical Trousers are a pair of trousers that Victor Timely sold to a councilman.
History[]
Victor Timely sold a pair of trousers to a councilman, claiming that they would make him taller. The councilman returned them to Timely claiming they did not work. Timely claimed they were a prototype and that he could come by the following week to fix the settings.[1]