A collection of quotes from, or about, the former S.H.I.E.L.D. Deputy Director Maria Hill.
Movies
The Avengers
Dialogue
- "When did you become an expert in thermonuclear astrophysics?"
"Last night." - ―Maria Hill and Tony Stark[src]
Captain America: The Winter Soldier
Spoken by Maria Hill
- "Ah. That thing was squeezing my brain."
- ―Maria Hill[src]
Spoken about Maria Hill
- "Get me Agent Hill."
"Communications array damaged." - ―Nick Fury and Nick Fury's SUV's A.I.[src]
Dialogue
- "Okay, Cap, get out of there."
"Fire now."
"But, Steve..."
"Do it! Do it now!" - ―Maria Hill and Captain America[src]
Avengers: Age of Ultron
Spoken by Maria Hill
- "The news is loving you guys. Nobody else is."
- ―Maria Hill to Tony Stark and Clint Barton[src]
Dialogue
- "He’s in your files, he’s in the internet. What if he decides to access something a little more exciting?"
"Nuclear codes." - ―James Rhodes and Maria Hill[src]
- "Wanda and Pietro Maximoff, twins. Orphaned at ten when a shell collapsed on their apartment building. Sokovia has had a... rough history, it's nowhere special but it's on the way to everywhere special."
"Their abilities?"
"He's got increased metabolism and improved thermal homeostasis. Her thing is neural electric interfacing, telekinesis, mental manipulation. He's fast and she's weird." - ―Maria Hill and Steve Rogers[src]
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Episode 1.01: Pilot
Spoken by Maria Hill
- "Everything’s changing. A little while ago, most people went to bed thinking that the craziest thing in the world was a billionaire in a flying metal suit. Then aliens invaded New York and were beaten back by, among others, a giant green monster, a costumed hero from the ‘40s, and a god."
- ―Maria Hill[src]
- "The Battle of New York was the end of the world. This, now, is the new world. People are different."
- ―Maria Hill[src]
Spoken about Maria Hill
- "Agent Hill did a very detailed assessment of your last three missions. Combat, top grades. Espionage, she gave you the highest marks since Romanoff. Under “people skills” she drew a… I think it’s a little poop with knives sticking out of it."
- ―Phil Coulson to Grant Ward[src]
Dialogue
- "What does S.H.I.E.L.D. stand for, Agent Ward?"
"Strategic Homeland Intervention Enforcement Logistics Division."
"And what does that mean to you?"
"it means someone really wanted our initials to spell shield." - ―Maria Hill and Grant Ward[src]
Episode 1.11: The Magical Place
Spoken about Maria Hill
- "I've been on the phone all day Director Fury, Commander Hill everyone wants an update. Frankly, I don't understand it. No single agent is that important."
"Coulson is." - ―Victoria Hand and Grant Ward[src]
Episode 1.18: Providence
Spoken about Maria Hill
- "Fury is not dead."
"What?"
"Yeah, HYDRA thinks they killed him, but he managed to escape from D.C."
"So you just lied to my team."
"Well, I don't know them. And those are Fury's direct orders. Only a select few people can know that he's alive Maria Hill, Cap, a couple of others, and now you and me." - ―Eric Koenig and Phil Coulson[src]
The Only Light in the Darkness
Spoken about Maria Hill
- "She won't be hard to find."
"I know."
"You're not gonna take her out, are you?"
"No, Mom. I just want to talk."
"Good. I've always liked Maria." - ―Lian May and Melinda May[src]
Episode 1.20: Nothing Personal
Spoken by Maria Hill
- "Yeah it went as expected. S.H.I.E.L.D. implodes and everyone wants answers. The CIA, NSA, NRO, them I can handle but Congress? Congress is like kindergarten. “Where is this Fridge? What was in there? Who or what is a Man-Thing?” I swear I need a cocktail and a lobotomy."
- ―Maria Hill to Pepper Potts[src]
- "Three minutes and twenty seconds, really? If you were my agents, it wouldn't be for long."
- ―Maria Hill[src]
- "We’re not bringing the band back together again, Coulson. It’s over. There is no S.H.I.E.L.D. anymore."
- ―Maria Hill to Phil Coulson[src]
Spoken about Maria Hill
- "You’re still protecting your secrets."
- ―Phil Coulson[src]
- "A lot of us lost respect for Fury when he picked you as his second. If he needed eye candy around he could've at least picked Romanoff."
- ―Grant Ward to Maria Hill[src]
Dialogue
- "We need to talk Agent Hill."
"May, a phone call would have done it, but I appreciate the discretion." - ―Melinda May and Maria Hill[src]
- "This is one of the most classified facilities on the planet, Colonel. How the hell did you find it?"
"I told them." - ―Phil Coulson and Maria Hill[src]
- "Maria Hill, I kind of hoped you went down with the Triskelion."
"And I hoped you weren't the duplicitous lowlife you turned out to be, but here we are." - ―Grant Ward and Maria Hill[src]
Episode 2.12: Who You Really Are
Spoken about Maria Hill
- "The last Stark copper jackets."
"I'll make sure Hill puts them on the list." - ―Alphonso Mackenzie and Phil Coulson[src]
Episode 2.19: The Dirty Half Dozen
Dialogue
- "I bet Gonzales wasn't happy when you said he wasn't invited to this chat."
"Yeah, well, I wasn't too happy when he blew a hole in my base and kicked me out. We all live with disappointment, and right now, we have bigger problems."
"Does that mean you found it?"
"I'm guessing HYDRA doesn't know Loki's scepter was the weapon that killed me, but I bet they know it can control minds."
"In their hands, that's catastrophic. Coulson, please tell me you know where it is."
"Sokovia. I'm pretty sure List is headed there right now. I've just sent you everything I found on Strucker's location."
"Coulson, why didn't you just tell Gonzales why you really wanted to get onto the HYDRA base?"
"Believe it or not, he puts every decision to a vote.
(Hill Scoffs) I know. And I was pretty sure if I'd been honest, I'd have lost the swing vote, so I did what I had to do."
"Last thing. Theta Protocol; is it ready?"
"Yes, it is. Time to bring in the Avengers."
- ―Maria Hill and Phil Coulson[src]