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A collection of quotes from Malcolm Ducasse.

Jessica Jones

Episode 1.01: AKA Ladies Night

Dialogue

"You look bad."
"I need money."
"You can have my TV."
"Thanks, Malcolm. You keep it."
"I stole it."
"I figured."
Malcolm Ducasse and Jessica Jones[src]
"You use sarcasm to distance yourself from people."
"Yet you're still here. Go the hell home."
Malcolm Ducasse and Jessica Jones[src]

Episode 1.02: AKA Crush Syndrome

Dialogue

"Is that real or is it just in my head?"
"Both."
Malcolm Ducasse and Jessica Jones[src]

Episode 1.03: AKA It's Called Whiskey

Dialogue

"You're a good person, Jessica Jones."
"You're high."
Malcolm Ducasse and Jessica Jones[src]
"He came into our apartment by mistake. Guess I forgot to lock the door after I took out the trash."
"The elevator went too high."
"You're too high."
"...Robyn was asleep. I was in the other room with my beetle collection and I heard the door, and then there he was. Eating our peanut butter. Robyn was so scared. She thought he was a rapist or something, till I turned the light on."
"It's broad daylight."
"We have foil over the windows."
"Why? No, I don't want to know."
"She hit me with a little man."
"It was a trophy."
"Of a little man."
"It was a little woman, actually. Bowling trophy. She bowls like a dream... I mean, I guess he is kinda scary, if you just wake up and you don't know him and maybe you're a bit racist..."
Ruben, Malcolm Ducasse and Jessica Jones[src]

Episode 1.04: AKA 99 Friends

Dialogue

"You good?"
"You care?"
"Just don't wanna be another reason for you to get high."
"Don't need a reason."
Jessica Jones and Malcolm Ducasse[src]


Episode 1.05: AKA The Sandwich Saved Me

Spoken by Malcolm Ducasse

"Send the picture, save the junkie. Sounds like an ad campaign."
Kilgrave[src]

Episode 1.06: AKA You're a Winner!

Spoken by Malcolm Ducasse

"There was a kind of freedom to being under Kilgrave's control. You're not a slave to guilt or fear or even logic. You just...do what you're told."
Malcolm Ducasse[src]
"It's not just the things that he made me do that keep me up. It's the question of who I am. I mean, he turned me into an addict, a liar, a thief. He did that. But I don't know if it was in me to begin with or...Or if it's part of who I am now."
Malcolm Ducasse[src]

Dialogue

"Are you high?"
"I wish."
Luke Cage and Malcolm Ducasse[src]
"The beauty of what he does is that nobody knows how he does this. It can't be explained, so it can't be believed."
"It doesn't matter how he does it. It matters where, so I can catch him. Did he have a new favourite bar? Did he catch movies at the Nitehawk? You have to know something!"
"I know that his powers aren't magic."
"How do you know that?"
"The same way I know that elves don't exist."
"I preferred your brain on drugs."
Malcolm Ducasse and Jessica Jones[src]
"I went to that group that you told me about. The Kilgrave survivors. It was good, you know, saying it out loud."
"I prefer repression."
Malcolm Ducasse and Jessica Jones[src]

Episode 1.07: Top Shelf Perverts

Dialogue

"Jazzercise?"
"Running actually. Helps with sobriety."
"Sobriety blows."
Jessica Jones and Malcolm Ducasse[src]
"I think Jones is hiding something about my brother."
"No, I don't think so."
"He's been drawing their initials with a big heart around 'em on his Etch-a-Sketch. Something's going on."
"It is. They're involved."
"She is a sexual predator! He's just a boy!"
"In his 20s."
Robyn and Malcolm Ducasse[src]

Episode 1.09: AKA Sin Bin

Dialogue

Episode 1.10: AKA 1,000 Cuts

Dialogue

"Jesus, what is it with people?"
"At best, they're assholes. At worst, they're... zombie assassins."
"So what, it's just every man for himself, then, huh? Everything I learned in church, all the praying that my mom did for the sick and the dying, all the... all the community projects my dad worked on, basically, everything that they taught me...it was all bullshit? They're idiots and I'm just the only asshole in the world who didn't know?"
"Yeah, you got duped, mop top."
Malcolm Ducasse and Robyn[src]

Episode 1.11: AKA I've Got the Blues

Dialogue

Episode 1.12: AKA Take a Bloody Number

Dialogue

"Ruben was such a great guy. He was kind and gentle, and...I don't know what he put in that banana bread but...It was like crack. Wait, was it crack?"
"Nutmeg."
Malcolm Ducasse and Robyn[src]

Episode 1.13: AKA Smile

Dialogue

"Wasn't that long ago I was trying to get my degree in social work."
"Wanted to help people?"
"I still do."
"Well, you don't need powers to be of use."
"I don't want powers. I mean, I do not want to be on the receiving end of them either, but...I don't know, I just...I like people too much. Luke, Jessica, just by necessity, by definition, they're separate. Even from each other."
"Maybe that's what they need most from us. Connection."
"What does that make us? Sidekicks?"
"Oh, I'm no one's sidekick."
Malcolm Ducasse and Claire Temple[src]
"Jessica's got it in her, you know? And she may well never find it, but it is in there."
"An alcoholic?"
"A hero."
"Tough business."
"So is yours."
Malcolm Ducasse and Claire Temple[src]

Episode 2.02: AKA Freak Accident

Dialogue

"If anyone asks, you're a PA. Production assistant. Just like what you do for Jessica, except on a movie set."
"You mean, getting yelled at and ignored?"
"Pretty much."
"I got this."
Trish Walker and Malcolm Ducasse[src]
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