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KORG

A collection of quotes from the veteran of the Contest of Champions, Korg.

Movies

Thor: Ragnarok

Spoken by Korg

"Hey, hey, hey. Hey. Take it easy, man. Over here. The pile of rocks waving at you. Here. Yeah, I'm actually a thing. I'm a being. Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Korg. I'm kind of like the leader in here. I'm made of rocks, as you can see. But don't let that intimidate you. You don't need to be afraid unless you're made of scissors. Just a little rock-paper-scissor joke for you."
―Korg[src]
"I'm made of rocks. You don't need to be afraid unless you're made of scissors."
Korg[src]
"Piss off, ghost!"
―Korg to Loki[src]
"Another day, another Doug."
Korg[src]

Dialogue

"How did you end up here?"
"I tried to start a revolution... but I didn't print enough pamphlets so hardly anyone turned up. Except for my mum and her boyfriend, who I hate. As punishment, I was forced to be in here and become a gladiator. Bit of a promotional disaster that one, but I' m actually organizing another revolution. I don't know if you'd be interested in something like that? Do you reckon you'd be interested?"
Thor and Korg[src]
"Oh, yeah, no, this whole thing is a circle...but not a real circle, more like a freaky circle."
"This doesn't make any sense."
"No, nothing makes sense here, man. The only thing that does make sense is that nothing makes sense."
Korg and Thor[src]
"Has anyone here fought the Grandmaster's champion?"
"Doug has. Doug! ...Doug's dead. Anyone who fights the Grandmaster's champion perished."
"What about you? You’re made of rocks."
"Perishable rocks. There you go. Another one gone. Yeah, no, I just do the smaller fights, warm up the crowd and whatnot. Wait. You’re not gonna face him, are you?"
"Yes, I am. I'm gonna fight him, win, and get the hell off this planet!"
"That's exactly what Doug used to say! See you later, New Doug!"
Thor and Korg[src]
"Yuck! There’s still someone’s hair and blood all over this. Guys, can you clean up the weapons once you finish your fight? Disgusting slobs. Thor...wanna use a big wooden fork?"
"No."
"Yeah, not really useful unless you’re fighting off three vampires that were huddled together."
"I really wish I had my hammer."
"Hammer?"
"Quite unique. It was made from this special metal from the heart of a dying star. And when I spun it really, really fast it gave me the ability to fly."
"You rode a hammer?"
"No, I didn’t ride the hammer."
"The hammer rode you on your back?"
"No. I used to spin it really fast, and it would pull me off the..."
"Oh, my God. The hammer pulled you off?"
"The ground. It would pull me off the ground, up into the air, and I would fly. Every time I threw it, it would always come back to me."
"Sounds like you had a pretty special and intimate relationship with this hammer and that losing it was almost comparable to losing a loved one."
"That’s a nice way of putting it. See her, the one that put me in here."
"Yeah, Scrapper 142. She’s strong. And she drinks a lot. Gotta watch out for those Asgardians, man. They are hard to perish."
Korg and Thor[src]
"Is that some sort of protoplasm, all the stuff that’s coming out of you? Or are they eggs? Looks like eggs."
"I’m looking for Korg."
"Who’s asking? I know you’re asking. Is anyone else asking, or is it just you?"
"The Lord of Thunder sends his best."
"The revolution has begun!"
Korg and Valkyrie[src]
"Miek, where are you from?"
"Oh, Miek's dead. I accidentally stomped on him on the bridge and I've felt so guilty, I've been carrying him around all day. Oh, Miek, you're alive! He's alive, guys. What was the question again, bruv?"
"Earth it is."
Thor and Korg[src]
"You're made from rock."
"Perishable rock!"
Thor and Korg[src]
"Hey, man. I'm Korg. We're gonna get outta here on that big spaceship. Wanna come?"
"Well, it seems that you are in dire need of leadership."
"Thank you!"
Korg and Loki[src]

Avengers: Endgame

Dialogue

"Thor, he's back. That kid on the TV just called me a dickhead again."
"Noobmaster."
"Yeah, Noobmaster69."
"Noobmaster, hey, it's Thor again. You know, the God of Thunder? Listen, buddy, if you don't log off this game immediately, I am gonna fly over to your house, come down to that basement you're hiding in, rip off your arms and shove them up your butt! Oh, that's right, yes, go cry to your father, you little weasel!"
"Thank you, Thor."
"Let me know if he bothers you again, okay?"
"Thank you very much, I will."
Korg and Thor[src]
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