Spoken by Jimmy Woo
- "Why can’t you just leave my daddy alone?”
”Oh Cassie, this must all seem like a bunch of confusing grown-up stuff to you. Well, think of it this way, your school has rules right? Like you can’t draw on the walls. Well your daddy went to Germany and drew on the walls with Captain America. And that was a violation of article 16 paragraph 3 of the Sokovia Accords. Now as a part of his joint plea deal with Homeland Security and the German government, he was allowed to return to the U.S. provided he serve 2 years under house arrest followed by 3 years of probation and avoid any unauthorised activities, technology or contact with any former associates who were or are currently are in violation of said accords or any elated statutes. Okay, sweetie?"
"Wow, you're really great with kids."
"Thanks, I'm also a youth pastor."
- ―Cassie Lang, Jimmy Woo and Scott Lang
- "You got away with it this time, Scott, but I'll be seeing you again."
"Where will you be seeing me again?"
"Like, in general I'll see, like, the next time you... do something bad I'll be there..."
"...to catch you."
"You'll be watching and..."
"I thought you were inviting me somewhere."
"Why would I do that?"
"That's what I was wondering. Why would you do that? I..."
"Like a party? Or dinner or something?"
"I don't know, I thought you were..."
"No, I meant..."
"...planning the evening."
"No, I meant to, like, arrest you."
"No, that'd be a little strange."
"Like, I'll arrest you later again."
"Take it easy."
"Okay. Did you want to grab dinner or something? Because, I mean...Because I'm free..."
- ―Jimmy Woo and Scott Lang
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