Jimmy Woo/Quote

A collection of quotes from the FBI agent Jimmy Woo.

Movies

Ant-Man and the Wasp

Spoken by Jimmy Woo

"Two years under house arrest. You haven't had any contact with Hank or Hope, have you?"

―Jimmy Woo to Scott Lang^[src]

Dialogue

"Why can’t you just leave my daddy alone?”
”Oh Cassie, this must all seem like a bunch of confusing grown-up stuff to you. Well, think of it this way, your school has rules right? Like you can’t draw on the walls. Well your daddy went to Germany and drew on the walls with Captain America. And that was a violation of article 16 paragraph 3 of the Sokovia Accords. Now as a part of his joint plea deal with Homeland Security and the German government, he was allowed to return to the U.S. provided he serve 2 years under house arrest followed by 3 years of probation and avoid any unauthorised activities, technology or contact with any former associates who were or are currently are in violation of said accords or any elated statutes. Okay, sweetie?"
"Wow, you're really great with kids."
"Thanks, I'm also a youth pastor."

―Cassie Lang, Jimmy Woo and Scott Lang^[src]

"But Doctor, campus police says they ID'd both Pym and van Dyne."
"I don't know what to tell you, agent. I haven't talked to Hank in thirty years. I can assure you I'm the last person he would wanna visit."

―Jimmy Woo and Bill Foster^[src]

"We got them, sir. Pym and van Dyne are in custody."
"Seriously? Yes! Oh. Sorry, Scott. They were your friends. That's insensitive. I just really needed a win, you know? Anyway, I'll be back later for the official end of your sentence. Sorry for misjudging you."

―Pearson and Jimmy Woo^[src]

"You got away with it this time, Scott, but I'll be seeing you again."
"Where?"
"Huh?"
"Where will you be seeing me again?"
"Like, in general I'll see, like, the next time you... do something bad I'll be there..."
"Oh."
"...to catch you."
"You'll be watching and..."
"Yeah."
"I thought you were inviting me somewhere."
"Why would I do that?"
"That's what I was wondering. Why would you do that? I..."
"Like a party? Or dinner or something?"
"I don't know, I thought you were..."
"No, I meant..."
"...planning the evening."
"No, I meant to, like, arrest you."
"No, that'd be a little strange."
"Like, I'll arrest you later again."
"Take it easy."
"Okay. Did you want to grab dinner or something? Because, I mean...Because I'm free..."

―Jimmy Woo and Scott Lang^[src]

WandaVision

Spoken by Jimmy Woo

"I’ve got a witness set up down the road in Westview, and this morning, it looked like he flew the coop."

―Jimmy Woo to Monica Rambeau^[src]

"I'm from Bakersfield, originally. Growin' up, other kids had Michael Jordan posters on their walls, but I had Eliot Ness."

―Jimmy Woo to Monica Rambeau^[src]

"First and foremost, our main objective is to get any intel on Captain Rambeau, but originally, this case was a missing person, so we're going to start there. We've successfully identified two individuals inside the Westview anomaly. Let's keep going."

―Jimmy Woo to S.W.O.R.D.^[src]

"Wanda. Who is doing this to you, Wanda? Wanda? Can you hear me? I'm here to help you."

―Jimmy Woo to Wanda Maximoff^[src]

"Did she just say the name Ultron? Has that happened before? A reference to our reality."

―Jimmy Woo to Darcy Lewis^[src]

"I try not to speak I’ll of people."

―Jimmy Woo to Darcy Lewis^[src]

"There is no time for you to diminish your colleagues when you're about to start a war you can't win."

―Jimmy Woo to Tyler Hayward^[src]

"Okay, I'm convinced. Trouble is, my friends at Quantico will probably have something to say about your plan when they arrive inside the hour."

―Jimmy Woo to Tyler Hayward^[src]

"Let's keep an eye out for our missing witness, we still need him to testify. Should be easier to spot now that everything's back to normal."

―Jimmy Woo^[src]

Dialogue

"Captain Rambeau, it's a missing town. Population 3,892."
"Why haven't you gone inside to investigate?"
"'Cause it doesn't want me to. You can feel it too, can't you? Nobody's supposed to go in."

―Jimmy Woo and Monica Rambeau^[src]

"What are we lookin' at here? Is it an alternate reality? Time travel? Some cockamamie social experiment?"
"It's a sitcom."

―Jimmy Woo and Darcy Lewis^[src]

"Entwined was a broadcast frequency. So I had your goons pick me up a sweet vintage TV. And when I plug this bad boy in, voilà, sound and picture."
"So you're saying the universe created a sitcom starring two Avengers?"

―Darcy Lewis and Jimmy Woo^[src]

"If all the sets and props and wardrobe were solid matter, that would mean she's wielding an insane amount of power."
"Far exceeding anything she's displayed in the past."

―Darcy Lewis and Jimmy Woo^[src]