A collection of quotes of the HYDRA sleeper agent Jasper Sitwell.




"What have we got?"
"There's a massive electric magnetic surge coming off that thing, systems are barely coping."
Phil Coulson and Jasper Sitwell[src]

The Avengers


"We got a hit, 62% match. Wait, cross check 79%."
"Stuttgart, Germany. 28 Koenigstrasse. He's not exactly hiding."
―Jasper Sitwell and Phil Coulson[src]

Captain America: The Winter Soldier

Spoken by Jasper Sitwell

"I told you, S.H.I.E.L.D. doesn't negotiate."
―Jasper Sitwell to a pirate[src]
"Whatever your op is, bury it. This is level one. Contact DOT. All traffic lights in the district go red. Shut all runways at BWI, IAD and Reagan. All security cameras in the city go through this monitor, right here. Scan all open sources. Phones, computers, PDA’s, whatever. If someone tweets about this guy, I want to know about it."
―Jasper Sitwell[src]


"Is this little display meant to insinuate that you're gonna throw me off the roof? 'Cause it’s really not your style, Rogers."
"You’re right. It’s not. It’s hers."
―Jasper Sitwell and Captain America[src]
"The 21st century is a digital book. Zola taught HYDRA how to read it. Your bank records, medical histories, voting patterns, emails, phone calls, your damn SAT scores! Zola's algorithm evaluates people's past to predict their future."
"What then?"
"Oh God, Pierce is gonna kill me."
"What then?!"
"Then the Insight helicarriers scratch people off the list... a few million at a time."
―Jasper Sitwell and Captain America[src]
"We'll use him to bypass the DNA scans and access the Helicarriers directly."
"What?! Are you crazy? That is a terrible, terrible idea."
Steve Rogers and Jasper Sitwell[src]

Marvel One-Shots

The Consultant


"What's your Clearance Level?"
"Funny, it's level six, like you. Come on there's a level seven?"
Phil Coulson and Jasper Sitwell[src]
"I got it. We send a patsy to sabotage the debrief."
"A patsy?"
"Yes. Someone to screw it up, someone so inept that General Ross will refuse to release Blonsky. I can do it. I can do a great patsy."
"Yes, you do; your patsy is legendary."
―Jasper Sitwell and Phil Coulson[src]

Item 47


"I don't think you're taking this assignment very seriously."
"That's funny. I was just thinking the same thing about you. While you've been in here gathering video clips, I've been out investigating."
Felix Blake and Jasper Sitwell[src]

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

Episode 1.07: The Hub


"Do you have authorization to access that panel?"
"Of course, I certainly have it right here in my bag. He's on to me."
"Are you on coms with someone? This is Agent Sitwell, I need..."
―Jasper Sitwell and Jemma Simmons[src]

Episode 1.11: The Magical Place

Spoken about Jasper Sitwell

"You're the consultant. The one who shot Agent Sitwell."
"Technically, that wasn't me."
Victoria Hand and Skye[src]

Episode 1.15: Yes Men


"How was Tahiti?"
"It sucked."
―Jasper Sitwell and Phil Coulson[src]

Episode 1.16: End of the Beginning

Spoken about Jasper Sitwell

"Agent Sitwell, I just received word from the Triskelion. You have orders to report to the Lemurian Star immediately."
Victoria Hand to Jasper Sitwell[src]

Episode 1.17: Turn, Turn, Turn

Spoken about Jasper Sitwell

"Gentlemen, I know Agent Sitwell was in charge of filling your ranks, so at least a few of you know what to do in this situation."
John Garrett to the undercover agents surrounding him[src]
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