A collection of quotes of the billionaire Tony Stark, also known as the superhero and Avenger, Iron Man.
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Iron Man[]
Spoken by Tony Stark[]
- "I don't wanna see this on a Myspace page. Please, no gang signs. No, throw it up; I'm kidding. Yeah, peace. I love peace. I'd be out of a job with peace."
- ―Tony Stark to Jimmy Ryan[src]
- "Render unto Caesar that which is Caesar's. Here you go."
- ―Tony Stark to Caesars Palace Employee[src]
- "Is it better to be feared or respected? And I say, is it too much to ask for both? With that in mind, I humbly present the crown jewel of Stark Industries' Freedom Line. It's the first missile system to incorporate our proprietary repulsor technology. They… say the best weapon is one you never have to fire. I respectfully disagree! I prefer the weapon you only have to fire once! That's how dad did it! That's how America does it! And it's worked out pretty well so far. Find an excuse to let one of these off the chains and I personally guarantee you, the bad guys won't even wanna come out of their caves. For your consideration: the Jericho."
- ―Tony Stark[src]
- "If this is gonna be my workstation, I want it well-lit. I want these up. I'm gonna need welding gear. I don't care if it's acetylene or propane. I need a soldering station. I need helmets. I'm gonna need goggles. I need two sets of precision tools."
- ―Tony Stark[src]
- "I need him. Good assistant."
- ―Tony Stark to Raza Hamidmi al-Wazar[src]
- "Hey, would it be alright if everyone sat down? Why don't you just sit down? That way you can see me and I can... Little less formal than."
- ―Tony Stark[src]
- "I never got to say goodbye to dad. I never got to say goodbye to my father. There's questions that I would've asked him. I would've asked him how he felt about what this company did, if he was conflicted, if he ever had doubts. Or maybe he was every inch the man we all remember from the newsreels. I saw young Americans killed by the very weapons I created to defend them and protect them, and I saw that I had become part of a system that is comfortable with zero accountability."
- ―Tony Stark[src]
- "Day 11. Test 37. Configuration 2.0. For lack of a better option Dum-E is still on fire safety. If you douse me again and I'm not on fire, I'm donating you to a city college. Alright, nice and easy. Seriously, just gonna start off with one percent thrust capacity. In three, two, one."
- ―Tony Stark[src]
- "Please don't follow me around with it either, because I feel like I'm gonna catch on fire spontaneously. Just stand down. If something happens, then come in. Again, let's bring to 2.5. Three, two, one."
- ―Tony Stark[src]
- "Yeah, I can fly."
- ―Tony Stark[src]
- "We iced up, J.A.R.V.I.S.! Deploy flaps! J.A.R.V.I.S.? Come on, we gotta break the ice!"
- ―Tony Stark[src]
- "You look great, Hef."
- ―Tony Stark to Watcher Informant[src]
- "Let's face it; this is not the worst thing you've caught me doing."
- ―Tony Stark to Pepper Potts[src]
Spoken about Tony Stark[]
- "Tony Stark. Visionary. Genius. American patriot. Even from an early age, the son of legendary weapons developer Howard Stark quickly stole the spotlight with his brilliant and unique mind. At age four, he built his first circuit board. At age six, his first engine. And at seventeen, he graduated Summa Cum Laude from MIT. Then, the passing of a titan. Howard Stark's lifelong friend and ally Obadiah Stane, steps in to help fill the gap left by the legendary founder. Until at age 21, the prodigal son returns, and is anointed the new CEO of Stark Industries. With the keys to the kingdom, Tony ushers in a new era for his father's legacy, creating smarter weapons, advanced robotics, satellite targeting. Today, Tony Stark has changed the face of the weapons industry, by ensuring freedom and protecting America and her interests around the globe."
- ―Tony Stark's award ceremony[src]
- "As liaison to Stark Industries, I've had the unique privilege of serving with a real patriot. He is my friend, and he is my great mentor. Ladies and gentlemen, it is my honor to present this year's Apogee Award to Mr. Tony Stark."
- ―James Rhodes[src]
- "Well, I'm not Tony Stark. But, if I were Tony, I would tell you how honored I feel, and, uh, what a joy it is to receive this very prestigious award. Tony, you know, he, uh— the best thing about Tony is also the worst thing; he's always working."
- ―Obadiah Stane[src]
- "The bow and arrow once was the pinnacle of weapons technology. It allowed the great Genghis Khan to rule from the Pacific to the Ukraine; an empire twice the size of Alexander the Great, and four times the size of the Roman Empire. But today, whoever holds the latest Stark weapons rules these lands, and soon it'll be my turn."
- ―Raza Hamidmi al-Wazar to Tony Stark[src]
- "You have 'till tomorrow to assemble my missile."
- ―Raza Hamidmi al-Wazar to Tony Stark[src]
- "Where is Stark?"
"He was here a moment ago." - ―Raza Hamidmi al-Wazar and Khalid[src]
- "How was the fun-vee? Next time you ride with me, okay?"
- ―James Rhodes to Tony Stark[src]
- "We're a separate division with a more specific focus. We need to debrief Mr. Stark about the circumstances of his escape."
- ―Phil Coulson to Pepper Potts[src]
- "Tonight's red-hot red carpet is right here at the Disney Concert Hall where Tony Stark's third annual benefit for the Firefighters Family Fund has become the place to be for L.A.'s high society."
- ―Zorianna Kit[src]
- "...hasn't been seen in public since his bizarre and highly controversial press conference. Some claim he's suffering from post-traumatic stress and has been bedridden for weeks. Whatever the case may be, no one expects an appearance from him tonight."
- ―Zorianna Kit[src]
- "Tony, who do you think locked you out? I was the one who filed the injunction against you. It was the only way I could protect you."
- ―Obadiah Stane to Tony Stark[src]
- "So this thing just appeared out of nowhere? How come it didn't show up on the radar?"
"Got a minimal radar cross-section, sir."
"Is it stealth?"
"No, sir. It's tiny. We think it's an unmanned aerial vehicle." - ―James Rhodes and COAC Analyst[src]
- "Ballroom, this is Whiplash One. I've got the bogey in my sight."
"Whiplash One, what is it?"
"I have no idea." - ―Whiplash #1 and James Rhodes[src]
- "On your belly. It looks like a... man! Shake him off!"
- ―Whiplash #1 to Whiplash #2[src]
- "Sir, I've got a visual on the bogey."
"Whiplash Two, re-engage. If you have a clear shot, you take it!"
"Major, we don't even know what we're shooting at. Call off the Raptors."
"That thing just took out an F-22 inside a legal no-fly zone. Whiplash Two, if you have a clear shot, take it!" - ―Whiplash #2, Julius Allen, and James Rhodes[src]
- "As for the unexpected turn of events on the ground in Gulmira, it is still unclear who or what intervened, but I can ensure you that the United States government was not involved."
- ―James Rhodes[src]
- "You did not tell us that the target you paid us to kill was the great Tony Stark. As you can see, Obadiah Stane, your deception and lies will cost you dearly. The price to kill Tony Stark has just gone up."
- ―Raza Hamidmi al-Wazar[src]
- "I was so happy when he came home, it was like we got him back from the dead. Now I realize, well, Tony never really did come home, did he? He left a part of himself in that cave. Breaks my heart."
"Well, he's a complicated person. He's been through a lot, I think— I think he'll be alright."
"You are a very rare woman. Tony doesn't know how lucky he is." - ―Obadiah Stane and Pepper Potts[src]
- "Ah, Tony... when I, uh... ordered the hit on you, I worried that I was... killing the golden goose... but, you see, it was just fate that you survived it... leaving one last golden egg to give. You really think that just because you have an idea, it belongs to you? Your father, he helped give us the Atomic Bomb. Now, what kind of world would it be today if he was as selfish as you? Oh, it's beautiful. Oh, Tony, this is your ninth symphony. Ah, what a masterpiece. Look at that. This is your legacy. A new generation of weapons with this at its heart. Weapons that will help steer the world back on course, put the balance of power in our hands, the right hands. I wish you could see... my prototype. It's not as, uh... well, not as conservative as yours. Too bad you had to involve Pepper in this. I would have preferred that she'd lived."
- ―Obadiah Stane to Tony Stark[src]
- "For thirty years, I've been holding you up! I built this company from nothing! And nothing is gonna stand in my way—least of all, you!"
- ―Iron Monger to Iron Man[src]
Dialogue[]
- "I feel like you're driving me to a court martial. This is crazy. What'd I do? I feel like you're gonna pull over and snuff me. What? You're not allowed to talk? Hey, Forrest!"
"You can talk, sir."
"Oh, I see. So it's personal?"
"No, you intimidate them."
"Good god, you're a woman. I honestly, I couldn't of called that. I mean, I'd apologize, but isn't that what we're going for here? I thought it'd be as a soldier first."
"I'm an airman."
"Well, you have actually excellent bone structure there. I'm kinda… having a hard time not looking at you now. Is that weird? Come on, it's okay, laugh. Hey!"
"Sir, I have, I have a question to ask."
"Yes, please."
"Is it true you went twelve for twelve with last years Maxim cover models?"
"That is an excellent question. Yes and no. March and I had a scheduling conflict, but luckily the Christmas cover was twins. Anything else? You're kidding me with the hand up, right?"
"Is it cool if I take a picture with you?"
"Yes, it is very cool." - ―Tony Stark, Jimmy Ryan, Ramirez and Adam Pratt[src]
- "You are unbelievable."
"Oh no."
"Unbelievable."
"Did they rope you into this?"
"Nobody roped me into anything."
"I'm so sorry."
"But they told me that if I presented you with an award, you would be deeply honored."
"Of course I'd be deeply honored. And it's you! Oh, that's great. So when do we do it?"
"It's right here." - ―James Rhodes and Tony Stark[src]
- "There it is. That was easy. I'm so sorry."
"It's okay."
"Would you look at that? That's, uh— that's something else. I don't have many of those floating around." - ―Tony Stark and James Rhodes[src]
- "Okay, you too."
"I don't blow on men's dice."
"Come on, honey bear."
"I don't blow on men's dice."
"There it is! We got Colonel Rhodes rolls and..."
"That's what happens."
"Worse things have happened. I think we're gonna be fine." - ―Tony Stark and James Rhodes[src]
- "You've been called the da Vinci of our time. What do you say to that?"
"Absolutely ridiculous. I don't paint."
"And what do you say to your other nickname, the Merchant of Death?"
"That's not bad." - ―Christine Everhart and Tony Stark[src]
- "Okay, here's serious. My old man had a philosophy. Peace means having a bigger stick than the other guy."
"That's a great line coming from the guy selling the sticks."
"My father helped defeat the Nazis. He worked on the Manhattan Project. A lot of people, including your professors at Brown, would call that being a hero."
"And a lot of people would also call that war profiteering." - ―Tony Stark and Christine Everhart[src]
- "Please don't turn down my music."
"You are supposed to be halfway around the world right now."
"How'd she take it?"
"Like a champ."
"Why you trying to hustle me outta here?"
"Your flight was scheduled to leave an hour and a half ago."
"That's funny. I thought with it being my plane and all, that it would just wait for me to get there."
"Tony, I need to speak to you about a couple of things before I get you out of here."
"I mean, doesn't that defeat the whole purpose of having a your own plane if it departs before you arrive." - ―Tony Stark and Pepper Potts[src]
- "What are you trying to get rid of me for? What, do you got plans?"
"As a matter of fact, I do."
"I don't like it when you have plans."
"I'm allowed to have plans on my birthday."
"It's your birthday?"
"Yes."
"I knew that. Already?"
"Yeah, isn't that strange? It's the same day as last year."
"Well, get yourself something nice from me."
"I already did."
"And?"
"Oh, it was very nice. Very tasteful. Thank you Mr. Stark."
"You're welcome, Miss Potts." - ―Tony Stark and Pepper Potts[src]
- "I thought I lost you back there!"
"You did, sir. I had to cut across Mulholland."
"Ahh, I got ya. I got ya." - ―Tony Stark and Happy Hogan[src]
- "What's wrong with you?"
"What?"
"Three hours!"
"I got caught doing a piece for Vanity Fair"
"For three hours! For three hours you've kept me standing here!"
"Waiting on you now. Let's go. Come on." - ―James Rhodes and Tony Stark[src]
- "You don't respect yourself so I know you don't respect me."
"I respect you."
"You know, I'm just your babysitter so, you know, when you need your diaper changed, let me know—thank you—and I'll get you a bottle, okay?" - ―James Rhodes and Tony Stark[src]
- "Tony!"
"Obie, what are you doing up?"
"I couldn't sleep 'till I found out how it went. How'd it go?"
"Went great. Looks like it's gonna be an early Christmas."
"Hey! Way to go, my boy! I'll see you tomorrow, yeah?"
"Why aren't you wearing those pajamas I got you?"
"Goodnight Tony." - ―Obadiah Stane and Tony Stark[src]
- "Hey Tony!"
"I'm sorry. This is the fun-vee. The hum-drum-vee is back there"
"Nice job."
"See you back at base." - ―James Rhodes and Tony Stark[src]
- "What the hell did you do to me?"
"What I did? What I did was to save your life. I removed all the shrapnel I could. There's a lot left and it's headed into your atrial septum. Here wanna see? Souvenir. Take a look. I've seen many wounds like that in my village. We call them the 'walking dead', because it takes about a week for the barbs to reach the vital organs."
"What is this?"
"That is an electromagnet hooked up to a car battery, and it's keeping the shrapnel from entering your heart." - ―Tony Stark and Ho Yinsen[src]
- "I'm sure they're looking for you, Stark, but they will never find you in these mountains. Look, what you just saw— that is your legacy, Stark. Your life's work in the hands of those murderers. Is that how you want to go out? Is this the last act of defiance of the great Tony Stark, or are you going to do something about it?"
"Why should I do anything? They're going to kill me, you, either way. And if they don't, I'll probably be dead in a week."
"Well then, this is a very important week for you, isn't it?" - ―Ho Yinsen and Tony Stark[src]
- "How many languages do you speak?"
"A lot. But apparently not enough for this place. They speak Arabic, Urdu, Dari, Pashto, Mongolian, Farsi, Russian."
"Who are these people?"
"They are your loyal customers, sir. They call themselves the Ten Rings." - ―Tony Stark and Ho Yinsen[src]
- "Wow. That doesn't look like a Jericho missile."
"That's because it's a miniaturized arc reactor. I got a big one powering my factory at home. It should keep the shrapnel out of my heart."
"But what could it generate?"
"If my math is right— and it always is— 3 gigajoules per second."
"That could run your heart for 50 lifetimes."
"Or something big for 15 minutes." - ―Tony Stark and Ho Yinsen[src]
- "This is our ticket outta here."
"What is it?"
"Flatten them out and look."
"Wow. Impressive." - ―Tony Stark and Ho Yinsen[src]
- "Initialize the power sequence."
"Ok."
"Now!"
"Tell me. Tell me."
"Function 11. Tell me when you see a progress bar. It should be up right now."
"Yes!"
"Talk to me. Tell me when you see it."
"I have it."
"Press 'control I'."
"I."
"I. Enter."
"Got it!"
"I and enter. Come over here and button me up." - ―Tony Stark and Ho Yinsen[src]
- "Come on. We gotta go. Move with me. We got a plan. We need to stick to it."
"This was always the plan, Stark."
"Come on. You're gonna go see your family. Get up."
"My family's dead. I'm going to see them now, Stark. It's okay. It's okay. I want this. I want this."
"Thank you for saving me."
"Don't waste it. Don't waste your life." - ―Tony Stark and Ho Yinsen[src]
- "Your eyes are red. A few tears for your long lost boss?"
"Tears of joy. I hate job hunting."
"Yeah, vacation's over." - ―Tony Stark and Pepper Potts[src]
- "Where to, sir?"
"Take us to the hospital please, Happy."
"No."
"No? Tony, you have to go to the hospital."
"No is a complete answer."
"The doctor has to look at you."
"I don't have to do anything. I've been in captivity for three months. There are two things I want to do. One, I want an American cheeseburger, and the other—."
"That's enough of that."
"Is not what you think. I want you to call for a press conference now."
"Call for a press conference? What on earth for?"
"Yeah, Hogan, drive. Cheeseburger first." - ―Happy Hogan, Pepper Potts and Tony Stark[src]
- "What happened over there?"
"Uh, I— I had my eyes opened. I came to realize that I had more to offer this world than just making things to blow up, and that is why, effective immediately, I am shutting down the weapons manufacture division of Stark International, until such a time as I can decide what the future of this company will be. What direction it should take. One that I'm comfortable with, and is consistent with the highest good of this country as well." - ―Reporter and Tony Stark[src]
- "Well, that, uh... that went well."
"Yeah, did I just paint a target on the back of my head?"
"Your head? What about my head?"
"What do you think the over under on the stock drop is gonna be?"
"Uh, optimistically, forty points."
"At minimum." - ―Obadiah Stane and Tony Stark[src]
- "Tony, we're a weapons manufacturer. Tony."
"Obie, I just— I don't want a body count to be our only legacy."
"That's— that's what we do. We're iron mongers. We make weapons."
"It's my name on the side of the building."
"What we do keeps the world from falling into chaos."
"Not based on what I saw. We're not doing a good enough job. We can do better. We're gonna do something else."
"Like what? You want us to make baby bottles?"
"I think we should take another look into Arc Reactor technology."
"Oh, come on. The arc reactor? That's a publicity stunt! Tony, come on. We built that thing to shut the hippies up."
"It works."
"Yeah, as a science project. The arc was never cost effective. We knew that before we built it. Arc reactor technology. That's a dead end, right?"
"Maybe."
"Huh, am I right? We haven't had a breakthrough in that in, what? Thirty years." - ―Obadiah Stane and Tony Stark[src]
- "Could you have a lousier poker face? Just tell me. Who told you? Who told you?"
"Never mind who told me. Show me."
"Rhodey. Rhodey or Pepper. It's Rhodey or Pepper."
"I wanna see it."
"Ok, Rhodey." - ―Tony Stark and Obadiah Stane[src]
- "Listen to me. Tony, we're a team. Do you understand? There's nothing we can't do, if we stick together, like your father and I. Tony—."
"I'm sorry I didn't give you a heads up. But if I had—."
"Tony, Tony, no more of this 'ready, fire, aim' business. Do you understand me?" - ―Obadiah Stane and Tony Stark[src]
- "Pepper, uh, how big are your hands?"
"What?"
"How big are your hands?"
"I don't understand why..."
"Get down here. I need you." - ―Tony Stark and Pepper Potts[src]
- "Hey! Let's see 'em. Show me your hands. Oh wow, they are small. Very petite indeed. I just, uh, need your help for a sec."
"Oh my god is that the thing that's keeping you alive."
"It was. It is now an antique. This is what will be keeping me alive for the foreseeable future. I was swapping it out for an upgraded unit and I just ran into a little speed bump."
"A little speed bump? What do— what does that mean?"
"Uh, nothing. It's just a little snag. There's an exposed wire under this device and it's kind of contacting the socket wall and it's causing a bit of a short. It's fine." - ―Tony Stark and Pepper Potts[src]
- "I just want you to reach in and you're just gonna gently lift the wire out."
"Is it safe?"
"Yeah. It should be fine. It's like Operation. You just don't let it touch the socket wall, or it goes 'beep'."
"What's Opera— what do you mean Operation?"
"It's just a game. Never mind. Just gently lift the wire."
"Ok."
"Ok?"
"You know, I— I— I don't think that I'm qualified to do this."
"No. You're fine. You are the most capable, qualified, trustworthy person I've ever met. You're gonna do great. Is it too much of a problem to ask? 'Cause I'm— I'm—"
"Ok, ok."
"I really need you're help here." - ―Tony Stark and Pepper Potts[src]
- "Oh, there's pus!"
"It's not pus. It's an inorganic plasmic discharge. It's from the device, not from my body."
"It smells."
"Yeah, it does. The copper wire. The copper wire. You got it?"
"Ok. I got it. I got it."
"Ok, you got it? Now don't let it touch the— AH, SIDES— SIDES, when you're coming up."
"I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry."
"That's what I was trying to say before. OK, now make sure when you pull it out, you don't pull out the— there's a magnet at the end of it! That was it. You just pulled out..."
"Oh god. Ok. OK."
"Ok, I was not expecting—"
"What do I—."
"Don't put it back in! Don't put it back in."
"What's wrong?"
"Uh, nothing. I'm just going into cardiac arrest 'cause you yanked it out—."
"What?! I thought you said this was safe!" - ―Pepper Potts and Tony Stark[src]
- "Tony."
"What?"
"It's gonna be ok. Ok?"
"Is it?"
"It's gonna be ok. I'm gonna make this ok."
"Let's hope. Ok, you're gonna atatch that to the base plate, and make sure— OWWW!! Was that so hard? That was fine, eh?" - ―Pepper Potts and Tony Stark[src]
- "Are you ok?"
"Yeah, I feel great. Are you ok?"
"Don't ever, ever, ever, ever ask me to do anything like that ever again."
"I don't have anyone but you." - ―Pepper Potts and Tony Stark[src]
- "What do you want me to do with this?"
"Destroy it. Incinerate it."
"You don't wanna keep it?"
"Pepper, I have been called many things. Nostalgic is not one of them."
"Will that be all Mr. Stark?"
"That will be all, Miss Potts." - ―Pepper Potts and Tony Stark[src]
- "The future of air combat... Is it manned, or unmanned? I'll tell you, in my experience, no unmanned aerial vehicle will ever trump a pilot's instinct, his insight, that ability to look into a situation beyond the obvious and discern its outcome or a pilot's judgment."
"Colonel, why not a pilot without the plane?"
"Look who fell out of the sky. Mr. Tony Stark."
"Speaking of manned or unmanned, you gotta get him to tell you about the time he guessed wrong at spring break. Just remember that. Spring break, 1987. That lovely lady you woke up to."
"Don't do that."
"What was his name? Was it Ivan?"
"Don't do that. Don't do that. They'll believe that. Don't do that. Don't do that."
"Ok."
"Give us a couple minutes you guys." - ―James Rhodes and Tony Stark[src]
- "I'm surprised. I swear I didn't expect to see you walkin' around so soon."
"I'm doing a little better than walking."
"Really?"
"Yeah. Rhodey, I'm working on something big. I came to talk to you. I want you to be part of it."
"You're about to make a whole lot of people around here real happy, because that little stunt at the press conference— that was a doozy."
"This is not for the military. I'm not... It's different."
"What? You— you're humanitarian now, or something?"
"I need you to listen to me."
"No. What you need is time to get your mind right. I'm serious."
"Ok."
"Nice seeing you, Tony." - ―James Rhodes and Tony Stark[src]
- "J.A.R.V.I.S., are you up?"
"For you sir, always."
"I'd like to open a new project file, index as: Mark II."
"Shall I store this on the Stark Industries' central database?"
"I don't know who to trust right now. 'Til further notice, why don't we just keep everything on my private server."
"Working on a secret project, are we, sir?"
"I don't want this winding up in the wrong hands. Maybe in mine, it could actually do some good." - ―Tony Stark and J.A.R.V.I.S.[src]
- "I thought you said you were done making weapons."
"It is... this is a flight stabilizer. It's completely harmless." - ―Pepper Potts and Tony Stark[src]
- "How'd it go? Wow. Went that bad, huh?"
"Just because I brought pizza back from New York doesn't mean it went bad."
"Uh-huh, sure doesn't. Oh boy."
"Would have gone better if you were there."
"Uh-uh. You told me to lay low. That's what I've been doin'. I lay low and you take care all the..."
"Hey, come on. In public. The press. This was a board of directors meeting."
"This—. This was a board of directors meeting?"
"The board is claiming you have post-traumatic stress. They're filing an injunction."
"A what?"
"They wanna lock you out."
"Why? 'Cause the stocks dipped forty points? We knew that was gonna happen."
"Fifty-six and a half."
"It doesn't matter! We own the controlling interest in the company."
"Tony, the board has rights too. They're making the case that you, and your new direction, isn't in the company's best interest."
"I'm being responsible. That's a new direction... for me, for the company. I mean, me, on the company's behalf, being responsible for the way that... Oh, this is great." - ―Tony Stark, Obadiah Stane and Pepper Potts[src]
- "Hey, hey, hey Tony. Listen. I'm trying to turn this thing around, but you've gotta give me something. Something to pitch 'em. Let me have the engineers analyze that. You know, draw up some specs."
"No."
"It'll give me a bone to throw the boys in New York."
"No. Absolutely not. This one stays with me. That's it, Obi. Forget it." - ―Obadiah Stane and Tony Stark[src]
- "J.A.R.V.I.S., you there?"
"At your service, sir."
"Engage heads up display."
"Check."
"Import all preferences from home interface."
"Will do, sir."
"Alright, what do you say?"
"I have indeed been uploaded, sir. We're online and ready."
"Can we start the virtual walk-around?"
"Importing preferences and calibrating virtual environment."
"Do a check on the control surfaces."
"As you wish." - ―Tony Stark and J.A.R.V.I.S.[src]
- "Test complete. Preparing to power down and begin diagnostics."
"Uh, yeah, tell you what. Do a weather and ATC check, start listening in on ground control."
"Sir, there are still terabytes of calculations required before an actual flight is—"
"J.A.R.V.I.S., sometimes you gotta run before you can walk. Ready in three... two... one." - ―J.A.R.V.I.S. and Tony Stark[src]
- "Alright, let's see what this thing can do. What's SR-71's record."
"The altitude record for fixed wing flight is eighty-five thousand feet, sir."
"Records are made to be broken. Come on!" - ―Tony Stark and J.A.R.V.I.S.[src]
- "Sir, there is a potentially fatal buildup of ice occurring."
"Keep going! Higher!" - ―J.A.R.V.I.S. and Tony Stark[src]
- "Notes: main transducer feels sluggish at plus 40 altitude. Hull pressurization is problematic. I'm thinking icing is the probable factor."
"A very astute observation, sir. Perhaps if you intend to visit other planets, you should include the we should improve the exosystems."
"Connect to the sys. co. Have it reconfigure the shell metals. Use the gold titanium alloy from the seraphim tactical satellite. That should ensure a fuselage integrity while while maintaining power-to-weight ratio. Got it?"
"Yes. Shall I render using proposed specifications?"
"Thrill me." - ―Tony Stark and J.A.R.V.I.S.[src]
- "The render is complete."
"A little ostentatious, don't you think?"
"What was I thinking? You're usually so discrete."
"Tell you what, throw a little hot rod red in there."
"Yes, that shall help you keep a low profile." - ―J.A.R.V.I.S. and Tony Stark[src]
- "Hey Tony, remember me?"
"Sure don't." - ―Stan's Girl and Tony Stark[src]
- "What's the world coming to when a guy's gotta crash his own party?"
"Look at you! Hey, what a surprise!"
"I'll see you inside."
"Uh, hey. Listen, um, take it slow, alright? I think I got the board where we want them."
"You got it."
"Alright."
"Just cabin fever. I'll just be a minute." - ―Tony Stark and Obadiah Stane[src]
- "Mr. Stark."
"Yeah?"
"Agent Coulson."
"Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, the guy from the, uh..."
"Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division."
"Right, yeah. Whew! God, you guys need a new name for that."
"Yeah, we hear that a lot. Listen, I know this must be a trying time for you, but we need to debrief you. There's still a lot of unanswered questions and time can be a factor with these things. Let's just put something on the books. How 'bout the 24th at 7 p.m. at Stark Industries?"
"Tell you what. You got it. You're absolutely right. We'll, uh... I'm gonna go to my assistant and we'll make a date." - ―Phil Coulson and Tony Stark[src]
- "You look fantastic. I didn't recognize you."
"What are you doing here?"
"Just avoiding government agents."
"Are you by yourself?"
"Where'd you get that dress?"
"I— oh, it was a birthday present..."
"That's great."
"...from you, actually."
"Oh, I got great taste."
"Yes."
"You, uh, wanna dance?"
"Oh no."
"Alright, come on."
"Thank you. No." - ―Tony Stark and Pepper Potts[src]
- "Am I making you uncomfortable?"
"Oh, uh, no, no. I— I— I always forget to wear deodorant and dance with my boss in front of everyone that I work with in a dress with no back."
"You look great. You smell great."
"Oh god."
"But I could fire you if that'd take the edge off."
"I don't— I actually don't think that you could tie your shoes without me."
"I'd make it a week."
"Really?"
"Sure."
"What's your social security number?"
"...Five."
"Five? Right."
"Right."
"You're missing just a couple of digits."
"The other eight? I got you for the other eight." - ―Tony Stark and Pepper Potts[src]
- "That was totally weird."
"Totally harmless."
"It was totally not harmless, by the way."
"We danced and no one's even watching."
"Everybody who I work with—. No, you know why?"
"I think you lost objectivity. I think they just, people, they just, we just danced."
"No, it was not just a dance. You don't understand because you're you, and everybody knows exactly who you are and how you are with girls and— and all that, which is completely fine, but, you know, then me. You're my boss and I'm dancing with you."
"I really don't think I—. I really don't think it was taken that way."
"No, because it makes me look like the one who's trying to..."
"I just think you're overstating. That's all."
"You know, and we're here, and then I'm wearing this ridiculous... dress, and then we were dancing like that, and..." - ―Pepper Potts and Tony Stark[src]
- "You have a lot of nerve showing up here tonight. Can I at least get a reaction from you?"
"Panic. I would say panic is my reaction."
"'Cause I was referring to your company's involvement in this latest atrocity."
"Yeah, they just put my name on the invitation. I don't know what to tell you."
"I actually almost bought it, hook, line and sinker."
"I was out of town for a couple months, in case you didn't hear."
"Is this what you call 'accountability'? It's a town called Gulmira. Heard of it?" - ―Christine Everhart and Tony Stark[src]
- "When were these taken?"
"Yesterday."
"I didn't approve any shipment."
"Well, your company did."
"Well, I'm not my company." - ―Tony Stark and Christine Everhart[src]
- "Have you seen these pictures? Huh? What's going on in Gulmira?"
"Tony, Tony, you can't afford to be this naive."
"You know what? I was naive before. When they said 'here's the line. We don't cross it. This is how we do business.' If we're double dealing under the table... are we?" - ―Tony Stark and Obadiah Stane[src]
- "What in the hell is that noise?"
"Oh yeah, I'm driving with the top down."
"Yeah, well, I need your help right now."
"Funny how that works, huh?"
"Speaking of funny, we got a weapons depot that was just blown up a few clicks from where you were being held captive."
"Well, that's a, uh— that's a hot spot. Sounds like someone stepped in and did your job for you."
"Why do you sound out of breath, Tony?"
"I'm not; I was just jogging in the canyon."
"I thought you were driving."
"Right, I was driving, uh, to the canyon where I'm gonna jog."
"You sure you don't have any tech in that area I should know about?"
"Nope."
"Ok, good, 'cause I'm starring at one right now and it's about to be blown to kingdom come." - ―James Rhodes and Iron Man[src]
- "Hi, Rhodey. It's me."
"It's who?"
"I'm sorry. It is me. You asked. What you're asking about is me."
"No, you see, this isn't a game. You do not send civilian equipment into my active war zone. You understand that?"
"It's not a piece of equipment. I'm in it. It's a suit. It's me!" - ―Tony Stark and James Rhodes[src]
- "Oh my god, you crazy son of a bitch. You owe me a plane, you know that, right?"
"Yeah, well, technically, he hit me. So, now you gonna come by and see what I'm workin' on?"
"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. The less I know, the better. Now what am I supposed to tell the press?"
"Uh, training exercise. Isn't that the usual BS?"
"It's not that simple." - ―James Rhodes and Iron Man[src]
- "Sir, the more you struggle, the more this is going to hurt."
"Be gentle. This is my first time. I designed this to come off so—. Ow! Hey, I really should be able to..."
"Please, try not to move, sir." - ―J.A.R.V.I.S. and Tony Stark[src]
- "You busy? Mind if I send you on an errand? I need you to go to my office. You're gonna hack into the mainframe and you're gonna retrieve all the recent shipping manifests. This is a lock chip. This'll get you in. It's probably under 'Executive Files'. If not, they put it on a ghost drive in which case you need to look for the lowest numeric heading."
"And what do you plan to do with this information if I bring it back here?"
"Same drill. They've been dealing under the table and I'm gonna stop 'em. I'm gonna find my weapons and destroy them."
"Tony, you know that I would help you with anything, but I cannot help you if you're gonna start all of this again."
"There is nothing except this. There's no art opening. There is no benefit. There is nothing to sign! There is the next mission, and nothing else."
"Is that so? Well, then I quit."
"You stood by my side all these years while I reaped the benefits of destruction, and now that I'm trying to protect the people I've put in harm's way, you're gonna walk out?"
"You're gonna kill yourself, Tony. I'm not going to be a part of it."
"I shouldn't be alive, unless it was for a reason. I'm not crazy, Pepper. I just finally know what I have to do... and I know in my heart, that it's right."
"You're all I have too, you know?" - ―Tony Stark and Pepper Potts[src]
- "Where's Pepper?"
"She's fine. She's with five agents. They're about to arrest Obadiah."
"That's not gonna be enough." - ―Tony Stark and James Rhodes[src]
- "That's the coolest thing I've ever seen."
"Not bad, huh." - ―James Rhodes and Tony Stark[src]
- "How do you think the Mark I chest piece is gonna hold up?"
"The suit's at 48% power and falling, sir. That chest piece was never designed for sustained flight."
"Keep me posted." - ―Tony Stark and J.A.R.V.I.S.[src]
- "I love this suit!"
"Put 'em down."
"Collateral damage, Tony." - ―Iron Monger and Iron Man[src]
- "Impressive! You've upgraded your armor! I've made some upgrades of my own!"
"Sir, it appears that his suit can fly."
"Duly noted. Take me to maximum altitude."
"With only 15% power, the odds of reaching that al—."
"I know the math! Do it!" - ―Iron Monger, J.A.R.V.I.S. and Iron Man[src]
- "13% power, sir."
"Climb!"
"11%."
"Keep going."
"7% power."
"Just leave it on the screen. Stop telling me." - ―J.A.R.V.I.S. and Iron Man[src]
- "You had a great idea, Tony, but my suit is more advanced in every way!"
"How'd you solve the icing problem?"
"Icing problem?"
"Might wanna look into it." - ―Iron Monger and Iron Man[src]
- "This isn't working. We're gonna have to overload the reactor and blast the roof."
"Well, how are you gonna do that?"
"You're gonna do it. Go to the central console. Open up all the circuits. When I get clear of the roof—I'll let you know—you're gonna hit the master bypass button. It'll fry everything up here."
"Okay. I'm going in now."
"Make sure you wait until I clear the roof. I'll buy you some time." - ―Iron Man and Pepper Potts[src]
- "Time to hit the button!"
"You told me not to!"
"Just do it!"
"You'll die!"
"Push it!" - ―Tony Stark and Pepper Potts[src]
- "Here's your alibi."
"Okay..."
"You were on your yacht. We have port papers that put you in Avalon all night and sworn statements from fifty of your guests."
"See, I was thinkin' maybe we should say it was just, uh— just Pepper and me alone on the island."
"That's what happened."
"Alright."
"Just read it word for word."
"There's nothin' about Stane."
"That's being handled. He's on vacation. Small aircraft have such a poor safety record."
"But what about the whole cover story that it's a body guard? He's my body— I mean, is that— that's kinda flimsy."
"This isn't my first rodeo Mr. Stark. Just stick to the official statement and soon this will all be behind you." - ―Phil Coulson and Tony Stark[src]
- "You know, it's actually— it's not that bad. Even I don't think I'm Iron Man."
"You're not Iron Man."
"I am so."
"Remember? You're not."
"Alright, suit yourself. Yeah, if I were Iron Man, I'd have this girlfriend who knew my true identity. She'd be a wreck. She'd always be worrying if I was gonna die, yet sort of proud of the I'd become. She'd be... wildly conflicted, which would only make her more... crazy about me. Tell me you never think about that night."
"What night?"
"You know."
"Are you talking about... the night that we danced and... went up on the roof and... and then... you went downstairs to get me a drink and you... left me there by myself? Is that the night you're talking about?" - ―Tony Stark and Pepper Potts[src]
- "Will that be all, Mr. Stark?"
"Yes, that will be all, Miss Potts." - ―Pepper Potts and Tony Stark[src]
- "Uh, been a while since I was in... front of you. I figure I'll stick to the cards this time. There's been speculation that I was involved in the events that occurred at the freeway and the rooftop, so—."
"I'm sorry, Mr. Stark, do you honestly expect us to believe that that was a bodyguard in a suit that conveniently appeared despite the fact that you—."
"I know that it's confusing. It is one thing to question the official story and another thing entirely to make wild accusations or insinuate that I'm, uh, a superhero."
"I never said you're a superhero."
"Didn't...? Well, good, because that would be outlandish and, uh, fantastic. I'm just not the— the hero type, clearly, with this, uh, laundry list of character defects, all the mistakes I've made, largely... public."
"Just stick to the cards, man."
Yeah. Truth is... I am Iron Man." - ―Tony Stark, Christine Everhart and James Rhodes[src]
- "'I am Iron Man'. You think you're the only superhero in the world? Mr. Stark, you've become part of a bigger universe; you just don't know it yet."
"Who the hell are you?"
"Nick Fury, Director of S.H.I.E.L.D.."
"Oh."
"I'm here to talk to you about the Avengers Initiative." - ―Nick Fury and Tony Stark[src]
The Incredible Hulk[]
Dialogue[]
- "The smell of stale beer and defeat. You know, I hate to say, 'I told you so,' Gerneral, but that Super Soldier program was put on ice for a reason. I've always felt that hardware was much more reliable."
"Stark."
"General."
"You always wear such nice suits."
"Touché. I hear you have an unusual problem."
"You should talk."
"You should listen. What if I told you we were putting a team together?"
"Who's 'we'?" - ―Tony Stark and Thaddeus Ross[src]
Iron Man 2[]
Spoken by Tony Stark[]
- "Oh, it's good to be back! You missed me? I missed you too."
- ―Tony Stark at the Stark Expo[src]
- "I'm not saying that the world is enjoying its longest period of uninterrupted peace because of me. I'm not saying that from the ashes of captivity, never has a greater phoenix metaphor was personified in human history. I'm not saying that Uncle Sam can kick back on a lawn chair, sippin' on a ice tea, because I haven't come across anyone who's man enough to go toe-to-toe with me on my best day!"
- ―Tony Stark at the Stark Expo[src]
- "Please, it's not about me. It's not about you. It's not even about us. It's about legacy. It's about what we choose to leave behind for future generations. And that's why, for the next year and for the first time since 1974, the best and brightest men and women of nations and corporations the world over will pool their resources, share their collective vision, to leave behind a brighter future! It's not about us! Therefor what I'm saying, if I'm saying anything, is welcome back... to the Stark Expo! And now, making a special guest appearance from the great beyond to tell you what it's all about, please welcome my father, Howard."
- ―Tony Stark at the Stark Expo[src]
- "Got any other bad ideas?"
- ―Tony Stark to himself[src]
- "Well, what's the use of having and owning a race car... if you don't drive it?"
- ―Tony Stark[src]
- "I told you, I don't want to join your super-secret boy band."
- ―Tony Stark to Nick Fury[src]
- "Mr. Stark displays textbook... narcissism... agreed."
- ―Tony Stark[src]
Spoken about Tony Stark[]
- "I may well not be an expert, but you know who was the expert? Your dad. Howard Stark. Really a father to us all, and to the military-industrial age. Let's just be clear; he was no flower child. He was a lion. We all know why we're here. In the last six months, Anthony Stark has created a sword with untold possibilities. And yet, he insists it's a shield. He asks us to trust him as we cower behind it. I wish I were comforted, Anthony. I really do. I'd love to leave my door unlocked when I leave the house, but this ain't Canada. You know, we live in a world of grave threats—threats that Mr. Stark will not always be able to foresee. Thank you. God bless Iron Man. God bless America."
- ―Justin Hammer[src]
- "Intelligence suggests that the devices seen in these photos are, in fact, attempts at making manned copies of Mr. Stark's suit. This has been corroborated by our allies and local intelligence on the ground, indicating that these suits are, quite possibly, at this moment, operational."
- ―James Rhodes[src]
- "I promise you this is the only time I will ask you to sign over your company."
- ―Pepper Potts to Tony Stark[src]
- "You—You lose! You lose! You lose, Stark!"
- ―Ivan Vanko to Iron Man[src]
- "I—It's just unbelievable. It proves that the genie is out of the bottle and this man has no idea what he's doing. He thinks of the Iron Man weapon as a toy. I was at a hearing where—where Mr. Stark, in fact, was adamant that these suits can't exist anywhere else, don't exist anywhere else, never will exist anywhere else, at least for five to ten years, and here we are in Monaco realizing 'Uh-oh. These suits exist now.'"
- ―Stern[src]
- "Where is he?"
"He doesn't wanna be disturbed."
"He's downstairs." - ―James Rhodes, "Natalie Rushman" and Pepper Potts[src]
- "Iron Man never stopped protecting us. The events in Monaco proved that."
- ―Pepper Potts[src]
- "You don't deserve to wear one of these! Shut it down!"
- ―James Rhodes[src]
- "Tony, you are too young to understand this right now, so I thought I would put it on film for you. I built this for you, and someday, you'll realize that it represents a whole lot more than just people's inventions. It represents my life's work. This is the key to the future. I'm limited by the technology of my time, but one day you'll figure this out. And when you do, you will change the world. What is, and always will be, my greatest creation... is you."
- ―Howard Stark's message to Tony Stark[src]
Dialogue[]
- "Blow something up!"
"Blow somethin' up? I already did that." - ―Man and Tony Stark[src]
- "Look what we got here, the new model."
"Hey, does she come with the car?"
"I certainly hope so." - ―Happy Hogan and Tony Stark[src]
- "And you are?"
"Marshal."
"Irish. I like it."
"Pleased to meet you, Tony. I'm on the wheel. Do you mind? Where you from?"
"Bedford."
"What are you doing here?"
"Looking for you."
"Yeah, you found me. What are you up to later?"
"Serving subpoenas."
"Yikes."
"He doesn't like to be handed things."
"Yeah, I have a peeve."
"I got it."
"You are hereby ordered to appear before the Senate Armed Services Committee, tomorrow morning at 9AM."
"Can I see the badge?"
"You wanna see the badge?"
"He likes the badge."
"You still like it?"
"Yep." - ―Tony Stark, U.S. Marshal and Happy Hogan[src]
- "Mr. Stark, could we pick up now where we left off? Mr. Stark, please."
"Yes, dear."
"Can I have your attention?"
"Absolutely."
"Do you, or do you not, posses a specialized weapon?"
"I do not."
"You do not?"
"I do not. Well, it depends on how you define the word 'weapon'."
"The Iron Man weapon."
"My device does not fit that description."
"Well, how would you describe it?"
"I would describe it by defining it as what it is, Senator."
"As?"
"Uh, it's a— it's a high-tech prosthesis. That is— that is— that's actually the most apt description I could make of it."
"It's a weapon. It's a weapon, Mr. Stark."
"Please, if your priority was actually the well-being of the American citiczen—."My priority is to get the Iron Man weapon turned over to the people of the United States of America."
"Well, you can forget it. I am Iron Man. The suit and I are one. To turn over the Iron Man suit would be to turn over myself, which is tantamount to indentured servitude or prostitution, depending on what state you're in. You can't have it."
"Look, I'm no expert—."
"In prostitution? Of course not. You're a senator. Come on!"
"I'm no expert in weapons. We have somebody here who is an expert on weapons. I'd now like to call Justin Hammer, our current primary weapons contractor."
"Let the record reflect that I observed Mr. Hammer entering the chamber and I am wondering if and when any actual expert will also be in attendance." - ―Stern and Tony Stark[src]
- "Hey, buddy. I didn't expect to see you here."
"Look, it's me, I'm here. Deal with it. Let's move on."
"I just—."
"Drop it."
"Alright, I'll drop it." - ―Tony Stark and James Rhodes[src]
- "'As he does not operate under any definable branch of government, Iron Man presents a potential threat to the security of both the nation and to her interests.' I did, however, go on to summarize that the benefits of Iron Man far outweigh the liabilities, and that it would be of our interest—"
"Uh, that's enough. That's enough, Colonel. That's enough."
"—to fold Mr. Stark into the existing chain of command, Senator."
"I'm not a joiner, but I'll consider Secretary of Defense, if you ask nice. We can amend the hours a little bit." - ―Stern, James Rhodes and Tony Stark[src]
- "If you'll direct your attention to said screens, I believe that's North Korea."
"Can you turn— turn that off? Take it off."
"Iran. No grave immediate threat here. Is that Justin Hammer? How did Hammer get in the game? Justin, you're on TV. Focus up. Yeah, I'd say, uh, most countries, five, ten years away. Hammer Industries, twenty."
"I'd like to point out that that test pilot survived."
"I think 'we're done' is the point that he's making. I— I don't think there's any reason—."
"The point is, uh, you're welcome, I guess."
"For what?"
"Because I'm your nuclear deterrent. It's working. We're safe. America is secure. You want my property? You can't have it! But I did you a big favor; I've successfully privatized world peace. What more do you want? For now! I tried to play ball with these ass-clowns."
"Fuck you, Mr. Stark. Fuck you, buddy. We're adjourned. We're adjourned for today." - ―Tony Stark, Stern and Justin Hammer[src]
- "Wake up. Daddy's home."
"Welcome home, sir. Congratulations on the opening ceremonies. They were such a success, as was your senate hearing. And may I say how refreshing it is to finally see you in a video with your clothing on, sir." - ―Tony Strk and J.A.R.V.I.S.[src]
- "How many ounces a day of this gobbledygook am I supposed to drink?"
"We are up to 80 ounces a day to counteract the symptoms, sir."
"Check Palladium levels."
"Blood toxicity, 24%. It appears that the continued use of the Iron Man suit is accelerating your condition. Another core has been depleted."
"God, they're running out quick."
"I have run simulations on every known element, and none can serve as a viable replacement for the palladium core. You are running out of both time and options. Unfortunately, the device that's keeping you alive is also killing you." - ―Tony Stark and J.A.R.V.I.S.[src]
- "Uh-uh."
"Is this a joke? What are you thinking?"
"What?"
"What are you thinking?!"
"Hey, I'm thinking I'm busy and you're angry about something. Do you have the sniffles? I don't wanna get sick."
"Did you just donate our entire modern art collection to the—to the..."
"Boy scouts of America."
"Boy Scouts of America?"
"Yes, it is a worthwhile organization. I didn't physically check the crates, but basically yes. And it's not 'our' collection; it's my collection. No offense."
"No, you know what? I think I'm actually entitled to say 'our' collection considering the time that I put in, over ten years, curating that."
"It was a tax write-off. I needed that." - ―Tony Stark and Pepper Potts[src]
- "The Expo is a gigantic waste of time. I need you to wear a surgical mask until you're feeling better. Is that okay?"
"That's rude."
"There's nothing more important to me than the Expo. It's my primary point of concern. I don't know why you're—."
"The Expo is your ego gone crazy." - ―Pepper Potts and Tony Stark[src]
- "I don't care about the liberal agenda anymore. It's boring! Boring. I'm giving you a boring alert. You do it."
"I do what?"
"Excellent idea. I just figured this out. You run the company."
"Yeah, I'm trying to run the company."
"Pepper, I need you to run the company. Well, stop trying to do it and do it."
"You will not give me the information that I need."
"I'm not asking you to try and do it; I'm asking you to physically do it. I need you to do it."
"I am trying to!"
"Pepper, you're not listening to me!"
"No, you're not listening to me."
"I'm trying to make you CEO. Why won't you let me?"
"Have you been drinking?"
"Chlorophyll. I hereby, irrevocably, appoint you chairman and CEO of Stark Industries effective immediately. Yeah, done deal, okay? I've actually given this a fair amount of thought, believe it or not. Doing a bit of headhunting, so to speak. Trying to figure out who a worthy successor would be. And then I realized... it's you. It's always been you. I thought there'd be a legal issue, but actually, I'm, uh, capable of appointing my successor. My successor being you. Congratulations. Take it, just take it."
"I don't know what to think."
"Don't think. Drink." - ―Tony Stark and Pepper Potts[src]
- "Sorry."
"What the hell was that?!"
"It's called mixed martial arts. It's been around for three weeks now."
"It's called dirty boxing. There's nothin' new about it." - ―Tony Stark and Happy Hogan[src]
- "What's your name, lady?"
"Rushman. Natalie Rushman."
"Front and center. Come into the church."
"No, you're seriously not gonna ask."
"If it pleases the court, which it does."
"It's no problem."
"I'm sorry. He's very eccentric." - ―Tony Stark, "Natalie Rushman" and Pepper Potts[src]
- "Who is she?"
"She is from legal and she is potentially a very expensive sexual harassment lawsuit if you keep ogling her like that."
"I need a new assistant, boss. I need a new assistant."
"Yes, and I've got three excellent potential candidates. They're lined up and ready to meet you."
"I don't have time to meet. I need someone now. I feel like it's her."
"No, it's not." - ―Tony Stark and Pepper Potts[src]
- "How do you spell your name, Natalie?"
"R-U-S-H-M-A-N."
"What, are you Googling her now?"
"I thought I was ogling her. Oh wow, very, very impressive individual. She's fluent in French, Italian, Russian, Latin. Who speaks Latin?"
"No one speaks Latin, it's a dead language."
"No one speaks Latin?"
"You can read Latin, or you can write Latin, but you can't speak Latin."
"Did you model in Tokyo? 'Cuz she modeled in Tokyo." - ―Tony Stark, "Natalie Rushman" and Pepper Potts[src]
- "I want one."
"No." - ―Tony Stark and Pepper Potts[src]
- "Anthony. Is that you?"
"My least favorite person on Earth."
"Hey, pal."
"Justin Hammer."
"How you doing? You're not the only rich guy here with a fancy car. You know Christine Everhart from Vanity Fair. You guys know each other?"
"Hi. Yes."
"Yes."
"Yes, roughly."
"We do."
"BTW, big story. The new CEO of Stark Industries."
"I know, I know."
"Congratulations."
"My editor will kill me if I don't grab a quote for our Powerful Women issue."
"Oh."
"Can I?"
"Sure."
"She's actually doing a big spread on me for Vanity Fair. I thought I'd throw her a bone, you know. Right?"
"Right. Well, she did quite a spread on Tony last year."
"And she wrote a story as well."
"It was very impressive."
"That was good."
"Very well done."
"Thank you."
"I'm gonna go wash."
"Don't leave me."
"Hey, buddy. How you doing?"
"I'm alright."
"Looking gorgeous."
"Please, this is tough."
"Can I ask you… Is this the first time…"
"Fromage. Say 'Brie'."
"…that you guys have seen each other?"
"God, that's so awful."
"Listen, is it the first time you've seen each other since the Senate?"
"Since he got his contract revoked…"
"Actually, it's on hold."
"…when you were attempting to… That's not what I heard. What's the difference between 'hold' and 'cancelled'? The truth?"
"Yes, what is it?"
"No. The truth is… Why don't we put that away? The truth is, I'm actually hoping to present something at your Expo."
"Well, if you invent something that works, I'll make sure I get you a slot."
"I actually have a slot this year. Yes, I do."
"Hammer needs a slot, Christine."
"We kid, yeah. We kid. We're kidders." - ―Justin Hammer, Tony Stark, Pepper Potts and Christine Everhart[src]
- "Are you okay?"
"Yeah. Were you headed for me or him?"
"I was trying to scare him!"
"'Cause I can't tell!"
"Are you out of your mind?!"
"Better security."
"Get in the car right now!"
"I was attacked! We need better security."
"Get in the car!"
"You're CEO. Better security measures. God, it's embarassing. First vacation in two years." - ―Happy Hogan, Tony Stark and Pepper Potts[src]
- "Pretty decent tech. Cycles per second were a little low. You could have doubled up your rotations. You focused the repulsor energy through ionized plasma channels. It's effective. Not very efficient. But it's a passable knock-off. I don't get it. A little fine tuning, you could have made a solid paycheck. You could have sold it to North Korea, China, Iran, or gone right to the black market. You look like you got friends in low places."
"You come from a family of thieves and butchers, and now, like all guilty men, you try to rewrite your own history. And you forget all the lives the Stark family has destroyed."
"Speaking of thieves, where did you get this design? You look like you have friends in low places."
"My father, Anton Vanko."
"Well, I never heard of him."
"My father is the reason you're alive."
"The reason I'm alive is 'cause you had a shot, you took it, and you missed."
"Did I? If you can make God bleed, the people will cease to believe in Him. And there will be blood in the water, and the sharks will come. The truth, all I have to do is sit here and watch as the world will consume you."
"Where will you be watching the world consume me from? That's right, a prison cell. I'll send you a bar of soap."
"Hey Tony, before you go, palladium in the chest, painful way to die." - ―Tony Stark and Ivan Vanko[src]
- "Tony, what are you not telling me?"
"I don't want to go home. At all. Let's cancel my birthday party and—and, uh... we're in Europe. Let's go to Venice, Cipriani. Remember?"
"Oh, yes."
"It's a great place to—to... be healthy."
"I don't think this is the right time. We're in... kind of a mess."
"Yeah, but maybe that's why it's the best time. ‘Cause then we can..."
"Well, I think as the CEO I need to show up."
"As CEO, you are entitled to a leave."
"A leave?"
"A company retreat."
"A retreat? During a time like this?"
"Just a ride. Well, I'm just saying, to recharge our batteries and—and figure it all out."
"Not everybody runs on batteries, Tony." - ―Pepper Potts and Tony Stark[src]
- "Give me some Advil.”
“I don't have Advil, I've got Motrin.”
“Motrin? I'm telling you, there is something seriously wrong—"
“Yes, there is something seriously wrong with you—"
“—with giving a grown man Motrin—"
“It's a brand name!”
“I'm not on my cycle, Pepper!”
“It's ibuprofen! For god's sake—"
"Abort mission!" - ―Tony Stark and Pepper Potts[src]
- "What do you want from me?"
"What do we want from you? Uh-uh. What do you want from me? You have become a problem, a problem I have to deal with. Contrary to your belief, you are not the center of my universe. I have bigger problems in the southwest region to deal with." - ―Tony Stark and Nick Fury[src]
- "Now, the true history of Stark name will be written. What your father did to my family over 40 years, I will do to you in 40 minutes."
"Sounds good. Let's get together and hash it out."
"I hope you're ready." - ―Ivan Vanko and Tony Stark[src]
- "Where did you get this? Do you have any idea what this is?"
"That... is exactly what I need! There, see? Perfectly level." - ―Phil Coulson and Tony Stark[src]
- "I'm surprised you can keep your mouth shut."
"God, you're good. You are mind-blowingly close to this. How do you do it? You're a triple impostor, I've never seen anything like it. Is there anything real about you? Do you even speak Latin?"
"Fallaces sunt rerum species."
"Which means? Wait, what did you just say?"
"It means you can either drive yourself home or I can have you collected." - ―Natalie Rushman and Tony Stark[src]
Thor[]
Spoken about Tony Stark[]
- "Is that one of Stark's?"
"I don't know. Guy never tells me anything. " - ―Jasper Sitwell and Phil Coulson[src]
The Avengers[]
Spoken by Tony Stark[]
- "J.A.R.V.I.S., find me a soft spot."
- ―Iron Man to J.A.R.V.I.S.[src]
- "Alright. Hey. Alright. Good job guys. Let's just not come in tomorrow. Let's just take a day. You guys ever try shawarma? There's a shawarma joint about two blocks from here. I don't know what it is, but I want to try it."
- ―Tony Stark[src]
Spoken about Tony Stark[]
- "I'll brief you on everything when you get back. But first, we need you to talk to the big guy."
"Coulson, you know that Stark trusts me about as far as he can throw me."
"Oh, I've got Stark. You get the big guy." - ―Phil Coulson and Black Widow[src]
Dialogue[]
- "Good to go on this end. The rest is up to you."
"You disconnected the transition lines? Are we off the grid?"
"Stark Tower is about to become a beacon of self sustaining clean energy."
"Well, assuming the Arc Reactor takes over and it actually works?"
"I assume. Light her up."
"How does it look?"
"Like Christmas, but with more...me." - ―Iron Man and Pepper Potts[src]
- "Sir, Agent Coulson of S.H.I.E.L.D. is on the line."
"I'm not in. I'm actually out."
"Sir, I'm afraid he's insisting."
"Grow a spine, J.A.R.V.I.S.. I got a date." - ―J.A.R.V.I.S. and Tony Stark[src]
- "Mr. Stark, we need to talk."
"You have reached the life model decoy of Tony Stark. Please leave a message."
"This is urgent."
"Then leave it urgently." - ―Phil Coulson and Tony Stark[src]
- "Official consulting hours are between eight and five every other Thursday."
"This isn't a consultation."
"Is this about The Avengers? Which I-I know nothing about."
"The Avengers Initiative was scrapped, I thought. And I didn't even qualify."
"I didn't know that either."
"Yeah, apparently I'm volatile, self-obsessed, don't play well with others."
"That I did know." - ―Tony Stark, Phil Coulson and Pepper Potts[src]
- "Stark, we need a plan of attack!"
"I have a plan, attack." - ―Captain America and Iron Man[src]
- "So why didn't S.H.I.E.L.D. bring him in on the Tesseract project? I mean, What are they doing in the energy business in the first place?"
"I should probably look into that once my decryption program finishes breaking into all of S.H.I.E.L.D.'s secure files."
"I'm sorry, did you say-?"
"J.A.R.V.I.S. has been running it since I hit the bridge. In a few hours we'll know every dirty secret S.H.I.E.L.D. has ever tried to hide." - ―Bruce Banner, Tony Stark and Steve Rogers[src]
- "Yeah. Big man in a suit of armor. Take that off, what are you?"
"Genius, billionaire, playboy philanthropist."
"I know guys with none of that and worth ten of you. I've seen the footage. The only thing that you really fight for is yourself. You're not the guy to make the sacrifice play. To lay down on the wire and let the other guy crawl over you."
"I think I would just cut the wire."
"Always a way out. You know you may not be a threat but you better stop pretending to be a hero."
"A hero? Like you? You're a laboratory experiment, Rogers. Everything special about you came out of a bottle." - ―Captain America and Tony Stark[src]
- "Please tell me you're going to appeal to my humanity."
"Uh...actually, I'm planning to threaten you."
"You should have left your armor on for that."
"Yeah, it's seen a bit of mileage and you've got the glow stick of destiny. Would you like a drink?"
"Stalling me won't change anything."
"No, no, no! Threatening. No drink, you sure? I'm having one."
"The Chitauri are coming, nothing will change that. What have I to fear?"
"The Avengers. It's what we call ourselves, sort of like a team. Earth's Mightiest Heroes type of thing."
"Yes, I've met them."
"Yeah, takes us a while to get any traction, I'll give you that one. But, let's do a head count here. Your brother, the demi-God. A super soldier, a living legend who kind of lives up to the legend. A man with breath-taking anger management issues. a couple of master assassins, and you, big fella, you've managed to piss off every single one of them."
"That was the plan."
"Not a great plan. When they come, and they will, they'll come for you."
"I have an army."
"We have a Hulk."
"I thought the beast had wandered off."
"You're missing the point. There's no throne, there is no version of this, where you come out on top. Maybe your army comes and maybe it's too much for us, but it's all on you. Because if we can't protect the Earth, you can be damned well sure we'll avenge it." - ―Loki and Tony Stark[src]
- "J.A.R.V.I.S.? You ever hear the tale of Jonah?"
"I wouldn't consider him a role model." - ―Iron Man and J.A.R.V.I.S.[src]
- "Call it, Captain!"
"Alright, listen up. Until we can close that portal, our priority's containment. Barton, I want you on that roof, eyes on everything. Call out patterns and strays. Stark, you got the perimeter. Anything gets more than three blocks out, you turn it back or you turn it to ash."
"Want to give me a lift?"
"Right. Better clench up, Legolas."
"Thor, you gotta try and bottleneck that portal. Slow 'em down. You got the lightning. Light the bastards up. You and me, we stay here on the ground, keep the fighting here. And Hulk? Smash!" - ―Iron Man, Captain America and Hawkeye[src]
Iron Man 3[]
Spoken by Tony Stark[]
- "A famous man once said, ‘we create our own demons'. Who said that? What does it even mean? It doesn't matter; I said it because he said it, so now he was famous and then basically getting said by two well-known guys. I don't, uh... argh. I'm gonna start again. Let's track this from the beginning."
- ―Tony Stark[src]
- "J.A.R.V.I.S., drop my needle"
- ―Tony Stark to J.A.R.V.I.S.[src]
- "Here's a little Holiday greeting I've been wanting to send to the Mandarin. I just didn't know how to phrase it until now. My name is Tony Stark and I'm not afraid of you. I know you're a coward so I've decided that you just died, pal. I'm going to come and get the body. There's no politics here it's just good old fashioned revenge. There's no Pentagon; it's just you and me. And on the off-chance you're a man, here's my home address: 10-8-80 Malibu Point, 90265. I'll leave the door unlocked."
- ―Tony Stark message to the Mandarin[src]
- "Easy. See? 11 more to go."
- ―Iron Man[src]
- "J.A.R.V.I.S., get Igor to steady this thing."
- ―Tony Stark to J.A.R.V.I.S.[src]
- "J.A.R.V.I.S., do me a favor and blow Mark 42."
- ―Tony Stark to J.A.R.V.I.S.[src]
- "J.A.R.V.I.S., subject at my 12 o'clock is not a target, disengage!"
- ―Tony Stark to J.A.R.V.I.S.[src]
Spoken about Tony Stark[]
- "As always sir, a great pleasure watching you work."
- ―J.A.R.V.I.S. to Tony Stark[src]
- "Tony. Tony. You know, I invited Tony to join A.I.M.... 13 years ago? He turned me down. But something tells me now there's a new genius on the throne who doesn't have to answer to Tony anymore, and who has slightly less of an ego."
- ―Aldrich Killian to Pepper Potts[src]
- "Look, if we want to launch product next year, I need Stark! He just lacked a decent incentive, now he has one!"
- ―Maya Hansen to Aldrich Killian[src]
- "Is this guy bothering you?"
- ―Aldrich Killian to Pepper Potts[src]
Dialogue[]
- "Sir, please may I request just a few hours to calibrate—?"
"Nope! Micro-repeater implanting sequence complete!"
"As you wish, sir. I've also prepared a safety briefing for you to entirely ignore."
"Which I will." - ―J.A.R.V.I.S. and Tony Stark[src]
- "Check the heart, check the—check the, is it the brain?"
"No sign of cardiac anomaly or unusual brain activity."
"Okay, so I was poisoned?"
"My diagnosis is that you've experienced a severe anxiety attack."
"Me?" - ―Iron Man and J.A.R.V.I.S.[src]
- "Nothing's been the same since New York."
"Oh, really? Well, I didn't notice that, at all."
"You experience things. And then they're over, and you still can't explain 'em? Gods, aliens, other dimensions? I—I'm just a man in a can. The only reason I haven't cracked up is probably because you moved in. Which is great. I love you, I'm lucky. But, honey... I can't sleep. You go to bed, I come down here. I do what I know. I tinker. But, threat is imminent, and I have to protect the one thing I can't live without. That's you. And my suits, they're, uh..."
"Machines."
"They're part of me."
"A distraction."
"Maybe." - ―Tony Stark and Pepper Potts[src]
- "Ever been to Tennessee, J.A.R.V.I.S.?"
"Creating a flight plan for Tennessee." - ―Tony Stark and J.A.R.V.I.S.[src]
- "Are we still at "ding-dong"? We're supposed to be on total security lockdown. Come on, I threatened a terrorist. Who is that?"
"There's only so much I can do, sir, when you give the world's press your home address." - ―Tony Stark and J.A.R.V.I.S.[src]
- "Right there's fine. You're not the Mandarin, are you? Are you?"
"You don't remember. Why I am not surprised?"
"Don't take it personally, I don't remember what I had for breakfast."
"Gluten-free waffles, sir."
"That's right." - ―Iron Man, Maya Hansen and J.A.R.V.I.S.[src]
- "J.A.R.V.I.S., where's my flight power?!"
"Working on it, sir. This is a prototype." - ―Iron Man and J.A.R.V.I.S.[src]
- "Sir. Sir!"
"Alright, kill the alarm."
"That's the emergency alert triggered by the power dropping below 5%." - ―J.A.R.V.I.S. and Iron Man[src]
- "Snow? Where are we, upstate?"
"We are 5 miles outside of Rose Hill, Tennessee."
"Why?! J.A.R.V.I.S.! Not my idea! What are we doing here; this is thousands of miles away, I've gotta get Pepper, I've got to-"
"I prepared a flight plan. This was the location."
"Who asked you?" - ―Iron Man and J.A.R.V.I.S.[src]
- "Do you know what keeps going though my head?
Where's my sandwich?" - ―Tony Stark to Harley Keener[src]
- "Is that all you've got? A cheap trick and a cheesy one-liner?"
"Sweetheart, that could be the name of my autobiography!" - ―Ellen Brandt and Tony Stark[src]
- "You're welcome!"
"For what? Did I miss something?"
"Me saving your life."
"A: Saved you first, B: Thanks, sort of And C: If you do someone a solid, don't be a yutz, alright? Just play it cool, otherwise you come off grandiose"
"Unlike you? Admit it, you need me. We're connected."
"What I need is for you to go home, be with your mom, keep your mouth shut, and protect the suit. And stay connected to the telephone because if I call you better pick up. Okay? Can you feel that? We're done here. Move out of the way or I'm going to run you over. Bye kid... I'm sorry kid. You did good."
"So now you're just going to leave you here, like my dad?"
"...Yeah. Wait, you're guilt-tripping me, aren't you?"
"I'm cold"
"I can tell. You know how I can tell? 'Cause we're connected."
"It was worth a shot." - ―Harley Keener and Tony Stark[src]
- "Phew, it's good to be back. Hello, by the way."
"Oh, hello sir." - ―Iron Man and J.A.R.V.I.S.[src]
- "Sir, I have an update from Malibu. The cranes have finally arrived and the cellar doors are being cleared as we speak."
"And what about the suit I'm wearing?"
"The armor is now at 92%."
"That's gonna have to do." - ―J.A.R.V.I.S. and Tony Stark[src]
- "How many in the air?"
"Thirteen, sir."
"How many can I carry?"
"Four, sir." - ―Iron Man and J.A.R.V.I.S.[src]
- "Uh, say J.A.R.V.I.S., is it that time?"
"The House Party Protocol, sir?"
"Correct." - ―Tony Stark and J.A.R.V.I.S.[src]
- "J.A.R.V.I.S., target Extremis heat signatures. Disable with extreme prejudice."
"Yes, sir."
"What are you waiting for? It's Christmas. Take 'em to church." - ―Tony Stark to J.A.R.V.I.S.[src]
- "J.A.R.V.I.S., hey."
"All wrapped up here, sir. Will there be anything else?"
"You know what to do."
"The Clean Slate Protocol, sir?"
"Screw it, it's Christmas. Yes, yes!" - ―Tony Stark and J.A.R.V.I.S.[src]
- "You know, and thank you by the way for listening. But something about getting it off my chest and letting it out there in the atmosphere instead of holding this in. I mean this is what gets people sick, you know? Wow. I had no idea you where such a good listener. To be able to share all my intimate thoughts and share it with someone, it just cuts the weight of it in half, you know? It's like a snake swallowing its own tail. Everything comes full circle. And the fact that you have been able to help me process-"
"So-what-what"
"You with me?"
"I was. Yeah. Mmhm. Where were we at, um."
"You're actively napping?"
"I was-I-I drifted."
"Where did I lose you?"
"Elevator in Switzerland."
"So you heard none of it?"
"I'm sorry, I'm not that kind of doctor. I'm not a therapist. It's not my training."
"So?"
"I-I don't have the-"
"What? The time?"
"Temperament."
"You know what, know that I think about it, oh God, my original wound. 1983, you know, right? I'm 14 years old and I still have a nanny? That was weird." - ―Tony Stark and Bruce Banner[src]
Captain America: The Winter Soldier[]
Spoken about Tony Stark[]
- "Once we get them in the air, they never need to come down. Continuous sub-orbital flight, courtesy of our new repulsor engines."
"Stark?"
"He had a few suggestions once he got an up-close look at our old turbines." - ―Nick Fury and Steve Rogers[src]
Avengers: Age of Ultron[]
Spoken by Tony Stark[]
- "Okay J.A.R.V.I.S.. You know I want it all. Make sure you copy Hill at HQ."
- ―Tony Stark to J.A.R.V.I.S.[src]
- "How quickly can we buy this building?"
- ―Iron Man[src]
Spoken about Tony Stark[]
- "What is this? What is this, please?"
"Hello, I am J.A.R.V.I.S.. You are Ultron, a global peacekeeping initiative designed by Mr. Stark." - ―Ultron and J.A.R.V.I.S.[src]
- "You are in distress."
"No. Yes."
"If you will just allow me to contact Mr. Stark..."
"Why do you call him "sir"?" - ―J.A.R.V.I.S. and Ultron[src]
- "You're wondering why you can't look inside my head."
"Sometimes it's hard. But sooner or later, every man shows himself."
"Oh, I'm sure they do. But you needed something more than a man. That's why you let Stark take the Scepter."
"I didn't expect, but I saw Stark's fear. I knew it would control him." - ―Ultron and Wanda Maximoff[src]
- "We wait for two days for Tony Stark to kill us."
- ―Wanda Maximoff[src]
- "But I always say, Keep your friends rich and your enemies rich and wait to find out which is which."
"Stark."
"What?"
"Tony Stark used to say that. To me. You're one of his."
"What? I'm not... I'm not. You think I'm one of Stark's puppets? His hollow men? I mean, look at me. Do I look like Iron Man? Stark is nothing!" - ―Ulysses Klaue and Ultron[src]
- "Don't compare me with Stark! It's a thing with me. Stark is... He's a sickness!"
- ―Ultron to Ulysses Klaue[src]
- "The Cradle. Did you get it?"
"Stark will take care of it."
"No, he won't."
"You don't know what you're talking about. Stark's not crazy."
"He will do anything to make things right."
"Stark, come in. Stark. Anyone on comms."
"Ultron can't tell the difference between saving the world and destroying it. Where do you think he gets that?" - ―Wanda Maximoff and Captain America[src]
- "It's the Mind Stone. It's one of the six Infinity Stones. The greatest power in the universe, unparalleled in its destructive capabilities."
"Then why would you bring-"
"Because Stark is right."
"Oh, it's definitely the end times." - ―Thor, Steve Rogers and Bruce Banner[src]
- "Stark, you worry about bringing the city back down safely."
- ―Captain America to Iron Man[src]
Dialogue[]
- "Shit!"
"Language!" - ―Iron Man and Captain America[src]
- "Wait a second. No one else is gonna deal with the fact that Cap just said "Language"?"
"I know. It Just slipped out." - ―Iron Man and Captain America[src]
- "And for gosh sake, watch your language!"
"That's not going away anytime soon." - ―Iron Man and Captain America[src]
- "Stark, we're going to need to get inside."
"I'm closing in. J.A.R.V.I.S., am I? Closing in? You see a power source for that shield?"
"There's a pathway, below the north tower."
"Great, I wanna poke it with something." - ―Captain America, Iron Man and J.A.R.V.I.S.[src]
- "I know you're hiding more than files. Hey, J. Gimme an IR scan of the room real quick."
"The wall to your left...I'm reading steel reinforcement and an air current."
"Please be a secret door, please be a secret door, please be a secret door... Yay!" - ―Tony Stark and J.A.R.V.I.S.[src]
- "This is the next thing, Tony. Your clunky metal suits are gonna be left in the dust."
"That is exactly the plan." - ―Helen Cho and Tony Stark[src]
- "All right. Look alive J.A.R.V.I.S.. It's play time. We've only got a couple days with this joystick so let's make the most of it. Update me on the structural and compositional analysis."
"The scepter is alien. There are elements I can't quantify."
"So there's elements you can."
"The jewel appears to be a protective housing for something inside. Something powerful."
"Like a reactor?"
"Like a computer. I believe I'm ciphering code." - ―Tony Stark and J.A.R.V.I.S.[src]
- "This could be it, Bruce. This could be the key to creating Ultron."
"I thought Ultron was a fantasy."
"Yesterday it was." - ―Tony Stark and Bruce Banner[src]
- "I'll continue to run variations on the interface, but you should probably prepare for your guests. I'll notify you if there are any developments."
"Thanks buddy."
"Enjoy yourself, sir."
"I always do." - ―J.A.R.V.I.S. and Tony Stark[src]
- "The news is loving you guys. Nobody else is. There's been no official call for Banner's arrest, but it's in the air."
"Stark Relief Foundation?"
"Already on the scene. How's the team?"
"Everyone's...we took a hit. We'll shake it off."
"Well, for now I'd stay in stealth mode. And stay away from here."
"So, run and hide?"
"Until we can find Ultron, I don't have a lot else to offer."
"Neither do we." - ―Maria Hill and Tony Stark[src]
- "Hello, Deere. Tell me everything. What ails you?"
"Do me a favor. Try not to bring it to life."
"Why, Ms. Barton, you little minx. I get it. Maria Hill called you, right? Was she ever not working for you?"
"Artificial intelligence. You never even hesitated."
"Look, it's been a really long day, like Eugene O'Neill long, so how's about we skip to the part where you're useful."
"Look me in the eye and tell me you're going to shut him down."
"You're not the director of me."
"I'm not the director of anybody. I'm just an old man who cares very much about you."
"And I'm the man who killed the Avengers. I saw it. I didn't tell the team. How could I? I saw them all dead, Nick. I felt it. The whole world, too. Because of me. I wasn't ready. I didn't do all I could."
"Maximoff girl, she's working you, Stark. Playing on your fear."
"I wasn't tricked, I was shown. Wasn't a nightmare, it was my legacy. The end of the path I started us on."
"You come up with some pretty impressive inventions, Tony. War isn't one of them."
"I watched my friends die. You'd think that'd be as bad as it gets, right? Nope. It wasn't the worst part."
"The worst part... is that you didn't." - ―Tony Stark and Nick Fury[src]
- "Our ally? The guy protecting the military's nuclear codes? I found him."
"Hello, Dr. Banner."
"Ultron didn't go after J.A.R.V.I.S. 'cause he was angry. He attacked him because he was scared of what he can do. So J.A.R.V.I.S. went underground. Okay, scattered, dumped his memory. But not his protocols. He didn't even know he was in there, until I pieced him together."
"So, you want me to help you put J.A.R.V.I.S. into this thing?"
"No, of course not! I want to help you put J.A.R.V.I.S. in this thing. We're out of my field here. You know bio-organics better than anyone."
"And you just assume that J.A.R.V.I.S.'s operational matrix can beat Ultron's?"
"J.A.R.V.I.S. has been beating him from inside without knowing it. This is the opportunity, we can create Ultron's perfect self, without the homicidal glitches he thinks are his winning personality. We have to."
"I believe it's worth a go." - ―Tony Stark, J.A.R.V.I.S. and Bruce Banner[src]
- "Why does your "Vision" sound like J.A.R.V.I.S.?"
"We reconfigured J.A.R.V.I.S.' matrix to create something new." - ―Steve Rogers and Tony Stark[src]
- "What do you got, Stark?"
"Nothing great. Maybe a way to blow up the city. That'll keep it from impacting the surface, if you guys can get clear."
"I asked for a solution, not an escape plan."
"Impact radius is getting bigger every second. We're gonna have to make a choice." - ―Captain America and Iron Man[src]
- "What's the drill?"
"This is the drill. If Ultron gets a hand on the core, we lose." - ―Black Widow and Iron Man[src]
- "That man has no regard for lawn maintenance. I'm gonna miss him though. And you're gonna miss me. There's gonna be a lot of manful tears."
"I will miss you, Tony."
"Yeah? Well, it's time for me to tap out. Maybe I should take a page out of Barton's book. Build Pepper a farm, hope nobody blows it up."
"The simple life."
"You'll get there one day."
"I don't know. Family, stability... The guy who wanted all that went in the ice 75 years ago. I think someone else came out."
"You all right?"
"I'm home." - ―Tony Stark and Steve Rogers[src]
Ant-Man[]
Spoken about Tony Stark[]
- "I think our first move should be calling the Avengers."
"I've spent half my life trying to keep this technology out of the hands of a Stark. I'm sure as hell not going to hand-deliver it to one now. This is not some cute technology like the Iron Man suit. This could change the texture of reality. Besides, they're probably too busy dropping cities out of the sky." - ―Scott Lang and Hank Pym[src]
Captain America: Civil War[]
Spoken by Tony Stark[]
- "We need to be put in check. Whatever form that takes, I'm game."
- ―Tony Stark[src]
- "Give me a break! I'm doing what has to be done. To stave off something worse."
- ―Tony Stark to Steve Rogers[src]
- "That's what's going on Cap, it's just pain, it's discomfort. Hey! Whose put coffee grounds in the disposal? Am I running a Bed and Breakfast for a biker gang? Oh, that's Charlie Spencer by the way. He's a great kid. Computer engineering degree, 3.6 GPA, had a four level gig, an intel plan of the fall. But first he wanted to put a few miles on his soul before they parked him behind a desk, see the world, maybe be of service. Charlie didn't want to go to Vegas or Fort Lauderdale, which is what I would do. He didn't go to Paris or Amsterdam, which sounds fun. He decided to spend his summer building sustainable housing for the poor, guess where? Sokovia. He wanted to make a difference I suppose, but we won't know because we dropped a building on him while we were kicking ass. There is no decision making process here. We need to be put in check! In whatever form that takes I'm game. If we can't accept limitations, if we are boundary less, we are no better than the bad guys."
- ―Tony Stark[src]
- "That shield doesn't belong to you. You don't deserve it! My father made that shield!"
- ―Iron Man to Captain America[src]
Spoken about Tony Stark[]
- "Look, kid. There's a lot going on here that you don't understand."
"Mr. Stark said you'd say that, wow. He also said to go for your legs." - ―Captain America and Spider-Man[src]
- "Stark tell you anything else?"
"That you're wrong. You think you're right. That makes you dangerous." - ―Captain America and Spider-Man[src]
- "The futurist, gentlemen! The futurist is here! He sees all! He knows what's best for you, whether your like it or not."
- ―Clint Barton[src]
Dialogue[]
- "Tony, if someone dies on your watch, you don't give up."
"Who said we're giving up?"
"We are if we're not taking responsibility for our actions. This document just shifts the blame."
"I'm sorry, Steve, that... that is dangerously arrogant. This is the United Nations we're talking about. It's not the World Security Council. It's not S.H.I.E.L.D.. It's not Hydra-"
"No, but it's run by people with agendas and agendas change."
"That's good! That's why I'm here. When I realized what my weapons were capable of in the wrong hands, I shut it down and stopped manufacturing."
"Tony, you chose to do that. If we sign this, we surrender our right to chose. What if this panel sends us somewhere we don't think we should go? What if there's somewhere we need to go and they don't let us? We may not be perfect, but the safest hands are still our own."
"If we don't do this now, it's gonna be done to us later." - ―Steve Rogers, Tony Stark, and James Rhodes[src]
- "I'm sorry, did I mishear you or did you agree with me?"
"Oh, I want to take it back." - ―Tony Stark and Natasha Romanoff[src]
- "I'm not getting that shield back, am I?"
"Technically, it's the government's property. Wings too."
"That's cold."
"Warmer than jail." - ―Steve Rogers, Natasha Romanoff, Sam Wilson and Tony Stark[src]
- "I'm sorry, Tony. If I see a situation pointed south, I can't ignore it. Sometimes I wish I could."
"No you don't."
"...No, I don't." - ―Steve Rogers and Tony Stark[src]
- "All due respect, you're not going to solve this with boys in bullet vests. You gotta let us bring him in."
"And how will that end any differently from the last time."
"Because this time I won't be wearing Loafers and a silk suit. 72 hours, guaranteed."
"36 hours. Barnes. Rogers. Wilson."
"Thank you, sir." - ―Tony Stark and Thaddeus Ross[src]
- "So, you're the Spiderling. Crime-fighting Spider. You're Spider-Boy?"
"S-Spider-Man."
"Not in that onesie, you're not."
"It's not a onesie." - ―Tony Stark and Peter Parker[src]
- "Wow, it's so weird how you run into people at the airport. Don't you think that's weird?"
"Definitely weird." - ―Iron Man and War Machine[src]
- "You've been busy."
"And you've been a complete idiot; dragging in Clint, rescuing Wanda from a place she doesn't even wanna leave - a SAFE place! I'm trying to keep...I'm trying to keep you from tearing the Avengers apart."
"You did that when you signed."
"Alright, we're done. You're gonna turn Barnes over and you're gonna come with us now 'cause it's us or a squad of JSOC guys with no compunction about being impolite. C'mon." - ―Captain America and Iron Man[src]
- "They're not stopping!"
"Neither are we." - ―Spider-Man and Iron Man[src]
- "F.R.I.D.A.Y.?"
"We have some weapon systems that are offline."
"They're what?" - ―Iron Man and F.R.I.D.A.Y.[src]
- "Kid, you alright?"
"Hey! Get off me!"
"Same side. Guess who. Hi. It's me."
"Oh. Hey, man."
"Yeah."
"That was scary."
"Yeah. You're done. Alright?"
"What?"
"You did a good job. Stay down."
"No, I'm good. I'm fine."
"Stay down."
"No, it's good I gotta get him back!"
"You're going home or I'll call Aunt May! You're done!"
"Wait. Mr. Stark, wait! I'm not done, I'm not...Okay, I'm done. I'm done." - ―Iron Man and Spider-Man[src]
- "The doctors say he shattered L4 through S1. Extreme laceration in the spinal cord. Probably looking at some form of paralysis."
"Steve's not gonna stop. If you don't either, Rhodey's gonna be the best case scenario."
"You let them go, Nat."
"We played this wrong."
"'We'? Boy, it must be hard to shake the whole double agent thing, huh? It sticks in the DNA."
"Are you incapable of letting go of your ego for one goddamn second?"
"T'Challa told Ross what you did, so...they're coming for you."
"I'm not the one that needs to watch their back." - ―Tony Stark and Natasha Romanoff[src]
- "The Task Force called for a psychiatrist as soon as Barnes was captured. The UN dispatched Dr. Theo Broussard from Geneva within the hour. He was met by this man."
"Did you run a facial recognition yet?"
"What do I look like?"
"Uh, I don't know, I've been picturing a red head."
"You must be thinking of someone else."
"Must be."
"The fake doctor is actually Colonel Helmut Zemo, Sokovian Intelligence. Zemo ran EKO Scorpion, a Sokovian covert kill squad."
"So, what happened to the real Broussard?"
"He was found dead in a Berlin hotel room. Where police also found a wig and facial prosthesis approximating the appearance of one James Buchanan Barnes."
"Son of a bitch. Get this to Ross."
"Yes, Boss." - ―Tony Stark and F.R.I.D.A.Y.[src]
- "So? You got the files? Let's reroute the satellites, start facial scanning for this Zemo guy."
"You seriously think I'm gonna listen to you after that fiasco in Leipzig? You're lucky you're not in one of these cells." - ―Iron Man and Thaddeus Ross[src]
- "The Futurist, gentlemen! The Futurist is here! He sees all! He knows what's best for you, whether your like it or not."
"Give me a break, Barton. I had no idea they'll put you here. Come on."
"Yeah, well, you knew they'd put us somewhere, Tony."
"Yeah, but not some super-max floating ocean pokey. You know, this place is for maniacs. This is a place for..."
"Criminals? Criminals, Tony. I think that's the word you're looking for. Right? That didn't used to mean me. Or Sam, or Wanda. But here we are."
"Because you broke the law."
"Yeah."
"I didn't make you."
"La, la, la, la, la..."
"You read it, you broke it."
"La, la, la, la la..."
"Alright, you're all grown up, you got a wife and kids. I don't understand, why didn't you think about them before you chose the wrong side?"
"You gotta watch your back with this guy. There's a chance he's gonna break it!"
"Hank Pym always said you can never trust a Stark."
"Who are you?"
"Come on, man."
"How's Rhodes?"
"They're flying him to Columbia Medical tomorrow. So... fingers crossed. What do you need? They feed you yet?"
"You're the good cop now?"
"I'm just the guy who needs to know where Steve went."
"Well, you better go get a bad cop, because you're gonna have to go Mark Fuhrman on my ass to get information out of me."
"Oh, I just knocked the 'A' out of their 'AV'. We got about 30 seconds before they realize it's not their equipment. Just look. Because that is the fellow who was supposed to interrogate Barnes. Clearly, I made a mistake. Sam, I was wrong."
"That's a first."
"Cap is definitely off the reservation but he's about to need all the help he can get. We don't know each other very well. You don't have to..."
"Hey, it's alright. Look, I'll tell you... but you have to go alone and as a friend."
"Easy." - ―Hawkeye, Iron Man, Ant-Man and Falcon[src]
- "Stark, did he give you anything on Rogers?"
"No, he told me to go to hell. I'm going back to the compound instead. But, you can call me anytime. I'll put you on hold, I like to watch the line blink." - ―Thaddeus Ross and Tony Stark[src]
- "You seem a little defensive."
"It's been a long day."
"At ease, soldier. I'm not currently after you."
"Then why are you here?"
"Maybe your story is not so crazy."
"Maybe."
"Ross has no idea I'm here, I'd like to keep it that way. Otherwise, I got to arrest myself."
"Well, that sounds like a lot of paperwork. It's good to see you, Tony."
"You too, Cap. Hey, Manchurian Candidate, you're killing me. There's a truce here. You can drop it!" - ―Iron Man and Captain America[src]
- "I got heat signatures."
"How many?"
"Uh, one." - ―Iron Man and Captain America[src]
- "The Soviets built this chamber to withstand the launch blast of UR-100 rockets."
"I'm betting I could beat that."
"Oh, I'm sure you could, Mr. Stark. Given time." - ―Helmut Zemo and Iron Man[src]
- "Tony, Tony!"
"Did you know?"
"I didn't know it was him..."
"Don't bullshit me, Rogers, did you know?"
"...Yes." - ―Iron Man and Captain America[src]
- "Do you even remember them?"
"I remember all of them." - ―Iron Man and Winter Soldier[src]
- "This isn't going to change what happened."
"I don't care. He killed my mom." - ―Captain America and Iron Man[src]
- "You can't beat him hand-to-hand."
"Analyze his fight patterns."
"Scanning! Countermeasures ready."
"Let's kick his ass." - ―F.R.I.D.A.Y. and Iron Man[src]
- "He's my friend."
"So was I." - ―Captain America and Iron Man[src]
- "Stay down. Final warning."
"I could do this all day." - ―Iron Man and Captain America[src]
- "It's just the first pass."
"Yeah."
"Give me some feedback. Anything you can think of. Shock absorption. Lateral movement. Cup holder?"
"You may wanna think about some AC down in..."
"Let's go. I'll give you a hand."
"No, no, don't. Don't help me. Don't help me. 138. 138 combat missions. That's how many I've flown, Tony. Every one of them could've been my last, but I flew 'em. Because the fight needed to be fought. It's the same with these Accords. I signed because it was the right thing to do. And, yeah, this sucks. This is... This is a bad beat. But it hasn't change my mind. I don't think."
"You okay?"
"Oh yeah." - ―Tony Stark and James Rhodes[src]
- "Tony, we have a problem."
"Ah, please hold."
"No. Don't-" - ―Thaddeus Ross and Tony Stark[src]
Promotional[]
- "You chose the wrong side..."
- ―Iron Man to Captain America[src]
- "I was wrong about you. The whole world was wrong about you."
- ―Iron Man to Captain America[src]
- "You just started a war!"
- ―Iron Man to Captain America[src]
- "This doesn't have to end in a fight, Tony."
- ―Captain America to Iron Man[src]
Spider-Man: Homecoming[]
Spoken by Tony Stark[]
- "Listen, I know that School sucks. I know that you want to save the world. But you're not ready yet."
- ―Tony Stark to Peter Parker[src]
- "Stay close to the ground and stay out of trouble."
- ―Tony Stark to Peter Parker[src]
- "Hey May! How ya doin'? What are ya wearin'? Something skimpy I hope…okay that's inappropriate."
- ―Tony Stark to May Parker via video.[src]
- "Forget the flying monster guy. There are people who handle this sort of thing."
- ―Tony Stark to Peter Parker[src]
- "Can't you just be a friendly neighborhood Spider-Man?"
- ―Tony Stark to Peter Parker[src]
- "Don't do anything I would do, and definitely don't do anything I wouldn't do. There's a little grey area there and that's where you operate."
- ―Tony Stark to Peter Parker.[src]
- "Thank God this place has wifi or you'd be toast right now. Thank Ganesh, while you're at it."
- ―Tony Stark to Peter Parker.[src]
- "Sorry I took your suit. I mean, you had it coming. Actually, it turns out it was the perfect sort of tough love moment that you needed, to urge you on, right? Don't you think? Let's just say it was. Look, you screwed the pooch hard. Big time. But then you did the right thing: you took the dog to the clinic, you raised the hybrid puppies... alright, not my best analogy. I just wanted to mention that I think with a little more mentoring, you could be a real asset to the team. There's about 50 reporters behind that door, real ones, not bloggers, so when you're ready...Why don't you try that on, and we'll introduce the world to the newest official member of the Avengers: Spider-Man."
- ―Tony Stark to Spider-Man[src]
Spoken about Tony Stark[]
- "What's up, guys? Forgot your PIN number? Whoa! You're the Avengers! What are you guys doing here? Thor, Hulk – nice to finally meet you guys. Thought you'd be more handsome in person. Iron Man! What are you doing robbing a bank? You're a billionaire."
- ―Spider-Man[src]
- "I'm sick of him treating me like a kid all the time."
"But you are a kid." - ―Peter Parker and Ned Leeds[src]
Dialogue[]
- "How'd you find me? Did you put a tracker in my suit or something?"
"I put everything in your suit, including this heater." - ―Spider-Man and Iron Man[src]
- "Stay close to the ground and build up your game helping the little people, like that lady who bought you the churro. Can't you just be a friendly... neighborhood Spider-Man?"
"But I'm ready for more than that now!"
"No, you're not."
"That is not what you thought when I took on Captain America!"
"Trust me, kid. If Cap wanted to lay you out, he would have." - ―Tony Stark and Peter Parker[src]
- "Previously on Peter's Screws The Pooch, I tell you to stay away from this. Instead, you hacked a multi-million dollar suit so you could sneak around behind my back doing the one thing I told you not to do."
"Is everyone okay?"
"No thanks to you."
"No thanks to me? Those weapons were out there, and I tried to tell you about it, but you didn't listen. None of this would've happened if you had just listened to me! If you even cared, you'd actually be here."
"I did listen, kid. Who do you think called the FBI, huh? Do you know I was the only one who believed in you? Everyone else said I was crazy to recruit a 14-year-old kid."
"I'm 15."
"No, this is where you zip it, alright? The adult is talking! What if somebody had died tonight? Different story, right? 'Cause that's on you. And if you died, I feel like that's on me. I don't need that on my conscience."
"Yes sir. I'm sorry. I understand. I just wanted to be like you."
"And I wanted you to be better. Okay, it's not working out. I'm gonna need the suit back."
"For how long?"
"Forever."
"No! No, no, no! Please, please! You don't understand! This is all I have! I'm nothing without this suit!"
"If you're nothing without this suit, then you shouldn't have it, okay? God, I sound like my dad."
"I don't have any other clothes." - ―Tony Stark and Peter Parker[src]
- "So after the press conference, Happy will show you to your room, your new quarters, see that he is next to Vision."
"Yeah, Vision's not big on doors."
"It's so much fun."
"Or walls."
"You'll fit right in." - ―Tony Stark and Happy Hogan[src]
Promotional Material[]
- "So, to become a Avenger, are there like trials or anything?"
"Just, don't do anything I would do. And definitely don't do anything I wouldn't do. There is a little grey area in there and that is where you operate. That's not a hug, I'm just grabbing the door for you. Alright, good luck out there!" - ―Peter Parker and Tony Stark[src]
- "I'm gonna need the suit back."
"But I'm nothing without the suit!"
"If you're nothing without the suit, then you shouldn't have it." - ―Tony Stark and Peter Parker[src]
Thor: Ragnarok[]
Spoken about Tony Stark[]
- "Welcome. Voice activation required."
"Thor."
"Access denied."
"Thor, son of Odin."
"Access denied."
"God of Thunder."
"Access denied."
"Strongest Avenger."
"Access denied."
"Strongest Avenger."
"Access denied."
"Damn you, Stark. Point Break."
"Welcome, Point Break." - ―Avengers Quinjet AI and Thor[src]
Avengers: Infinity War[]
Spoken by Tony Stark[]
- "Dude, you're embarrassing me in front of the wizards."
- ―Iron Man to Bruce Banner[src]
- "All right. Kid? You're an Avenger now."
- ―Iron Man to Spider-Man[src]
Spoken about Tony Stark[]
- "Earth just lost her best defender."
- ―Captain America to Thaddeus Ross[src]
Dialogue[]
- "Tell me his name again."
"Thanos. He's a plague, Tony. He invades planets, he takes what he wants, he wipes out half the population. He sent Loki. The attack on New York, that's him."
"This is it. What's our timeline?"
"No telling. He has the Power and Space Stones. That already makes him the strongest creature in the whole universe. If he gets his hands on all six stones, Tony-"
"He could destroy life on a scale, hitherto undreamt of."
"Do you seriously just say "hitherto undreamt of"?"
"Are you seriously leaning on the Cauldron of the Cosmos?"
"Is that what that is? I'm going to allow that. If Thanos needs all six, why don't we just stick this one down the garbage disposal?"
"No can't do."
"We swore an oath to protect the Time Stone. With our lives."
"And I swore off dairy, but then Ben & Jerry's named a flavor after me, so?"
"Stark Raving Hazelnuts."
"Not bad."
"Bit chalky." - ―Tony Stark, Bruce Banner, Doctor Strange and Wong[src]
- "I'm gonna ask you this one time, where is Gamora?"
"Yeah, I'll do you one better, who is Gamora?"
"I'll do YOU one better, why is Gamora?" - ―Star-Lord, Iron Man and Drax the Destroyer[src]
- "Why would you do that?"
"We're in the endgame now." - ―Iron Man and Doctor Strange[src]
- "Mr. Stark... I don't feel so good."
"You're alright."
"I don't— I don't know what's happening. I don't... I don't wanna go. I don't wanna go, sir, please. Please, I don't wanna go. I don't wanna go. I'm sorry." - ―Peter Parker and Tony Stark[src]
Avengers: Endgame[]
Spoken by Tony Stark[]
- "Hey, Miss Potts. If you find this recording... don't feel bad about this. Part of the journey is the end. Just for the record, being adrift in space with zero promise of rescue is more fun than it sounds. Food and water ran out four days ago. Oxygen will run out tomorrow morning. That'll be it. When I drift off, I will dream about you. It's always you."
- ―Tony Stark[src]
- "Is this thing on? Hey, Ms. Potts. If you find this recording, don't post it on social media. It's gonna be a real tearjerker. I don't know if you're ever gonna see these. I don't even know if you're still... Oh, God, I hope so. Today's day 21? No, uh, 22. You know, if it wasn't for the existential terror of staring into the literal void of space, I'd say I'm feeling a little better today. The infection's run its course thanks to the blue meanie back there. Oh, you would love her. Very practical. Only a tiny bit sadistic. So, the fuel cells were cracked during battle and we figured out a way to reverse the ion charge, bought ourselves about 48 hours of flight time. Uh, but it's now dead in the water. 1,000 light years from the nearest 7-11. Oxygen will run out tomorrow morning... and that will be it. I know I said no more surprises, but I gotta say, I was really hoping to pull off one last one. But it looks like... well, you know what it looks like. Don't feel bad about this. I'm mean, actually, if you grovel for a couple weeks... and then move on with enormous guilt. I should probably lie down for a minute, rest my eyes. Please know, when I drift off and be like everything lately, I'm fine. I'm totally fine. I dream about you. Because it's always you."
- ―Tony Stark[src]
- "Whatever it takes."
- ―Tony Stark[src]
- "Everybody wants a happy ending, right? But it doesn't always roll that way. Maybe this time. I'm hoping if you play this back, it's in celebration. I hope families are reunited. I hope we get it back, in somewhat like a normal version of the planet has been restored, if there ever was such a thing. God, what a world. Universe now. If you told me 10 years ago that we weren't alone, let alone you know to this extent.. I mean, I wouldn't have been surprised. But come on, you know. The epic forces of darkness and light that have come into play. And for better or for worse, that's the reality Morgan's going to find a way to grow up in. So I thought I'd probably better record a little greeting, in the case of an untimely death on my part. I mean, not that death at any time is timely. This time travel thing we're going to try and pull off tomorrow, it's going to scratch my head about the survivability of it all. Then again, that's the hero gig, part of the journey is the end. What am I even tripping for? Everything is going to work out exactly the way it's suppose to. I love you three thousand."
- ―Tony Stark[src]
Dialogue[]
- "Quantum fluctuation messes with the Planck's scale, which then triggers the Doidge proposition. Can we agree on that? In layman's terms, it means, you are not coming home."
"I did."
"No, you accidentally survived. It's an billion-in-one cosmic fluke. Now you want to pull a...what you call it?"
"A Time Heist."
"Yeah, a time heist. Of course. Why didn't I think of this before? Oh, because it's laughable, 'cos it's pipe dream."
"The stones are in the past. We could go back, we could get them."
"We can snap our own fingers. We can bring everybody back."
"Or screw up worse than he already has, right."
"I don't believe we would."
"Got to say that sometimes you miss that giddy optimism. However, high hopes won't help, if there is no logical, tangible way for me to safely execute the said, time heist. I believe the most likely outcome would be our collective demise."
"Not if we strictly follow the rules of time travel. I mean, no talking to our past-selves, no betting on sporting events..."
"I'm going to stop you right there, Scott. Are you seriously telling me that your plan to save the universe is based on, Back to the Future?"
"No..."
"Good, you got me worried there. 'cos that would be horse shit. That's not how Quantum Physics works."
"Tony, we have to take a stand."
"We did stand. And yet here we are."
"I know you got a lot on the line. Your wife, your daughter. But I lost someone very important to me. A lot of people did and now, now... we have a chance to bring her back, bring everyone back and you're telling me..."
"...leave it. I can't." - ―Tony Stark, Scott Lang, Steve Rogers and Natasha Romanoff[src]
- "You trust me?"
"I do." - ―Tony Stark and Steve Rogers[src]
- "We got really lucky."
"Yeah, I know."
"A lot of people didn't."
"I can't help everybody."
"It sort of seems like you can."
"Not if I stop. I can put a pin in it right now... and stop."
"Tony, trying to get you to stop has been one of the few failures of my entire life."
"I sometimes feel I should put it in a locked box and drop it at the bottom of a lake... go to bed."
"But would you be able to rest?" - ―Tony Stark and Pepper Potts[src]
- "What's he been doing?"
"Absolutely nothing."
"Where are the stones?"
"Somewhere under all this. All I know is he doesn't have them."
"So we keep it that way."
"You know it's a trap, right?"
"Yeah, I don't much care."
"Good. Just as long as we're all in agreement... let's kill him properly this time." - ―Iron Man, Thor and Captain America have another chance to stop Thanos from getting his hands on the Infinity Stones[src]
Spider-Man: Far From Home[]
Spoken about Tony Stark[]
- "I'm sorry, Happy. I'm sorry. I shouldn't shout. I just really miss him."
"Yeah. I miss him, too."
"Everywhere I go I see his face. And the whole world is asking who's gonna be the next Iron Man and I don't know if that's me, Happy. I'm not Iron Man."
"You're not Iron Man. You're never gonna be Iron Man. Nobody could live up to Tony. Not even Tony. Tony was my best friend. And he was a mess. He second-guessed everything he did. He was all over the place. The one thing that he did that he didn't second-guess was picking you. I don't think Tony would have done what he did if he didn't know that you were gonna be here after he was gone." - ―Peter Parker and Happy Hogan[src]
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.[]
Episode 1.01: Pilot[]
Spoken about Tony Stark[]
- "A little while ago, most people went to bed thinking that the craziest thing in the world was a billionaire in a flying metal suit."
- ―Maria Hill[src]
Episode 1.02: 0-8-4[]
Spoken about Tony Stark[]
- "Skye? Girl's not qualified to be a S.H.I.E.L.D. agent."
"Agreed. That's why I've invited her on as a consultant. S.H.I.E.L.D. does it all the time. Technically, Stark's a consultant." - ―Grant Ward and Phil Coulson[src]
Episode 1.06: FZZT[]
Spoken about Tony Stark[]
- "Blood work finally came back. I'm perfectly normal; little heavy on the iron. But don't worry, you don't have to start calling me "Iron Man"."
"Wasn't planning on it." - ―Phil Coulson and Melinda May[src]
Episode 1.20: Nothing Personal[]
Spoken about Tony Stark[]
- "They must hate that you're going to work for Stark."
"Most of the intelligence community would like to drop me into a dark hole, but even they can't mess with Tony's army of lawyers." - ―Melinda May and Maria Hill[src]
Episode 2.17: The Writing on the Wall[]
Spoken about Tony Stark[]
- "What the hell is Tahiti?"
"Uh, Tahiti was designed to revive a fallen Avenger. That's how it got started."
"Uh, Captain America, Iron Man those Avengers?"
"Those are the ones." - ―Alphonso Mackenzie and Skye[src]
Episode 2.20: Scars[]
Spoken about Tony Stark[]
- "Ultron was created because people were too close to Tony Stark. They were blinded by his charm. They trusted him. Never even thought to look at what he was working on. And the Avengers, they let one man do whatever he wanted, and the world was almost destroyed for it."
- ―Robert Gonzales to Phil Coulson[src]
Episode 3.19: Failed Experiments[]
Spoken about Tony Stark[]
- "The world fears our kind of power because not everyone has it. Only billionaires can build iron suits. Only the military can make super soldiers, which can only lead to a war of its own, whereas I plan to apply a more, uh, collectivist philosophy."
- ―Hive[src]
Episode 3.20: Emancipation[]
Spoken about Tony Stark[]
- "Still no word on the whereabouts of Steve Rogers after his public feud with Tony Stark and the Avengers over the controversial Sokovia Accords. Ratified by 117 countries, the Accords place the Avengers under U.N. authority and provide a framework for the registration and monitoring of all Enhanced Individuals."
- ―A Newswoman[src]
Episode 4.12: Hot Potato Soup[]
Spoken about Tony Stark[]
- "Welcome to the inside of my mind, Sheeple. You guys watching any, uh, any good programming lately? You know why they call it "programming," right? Because you're being programmed through little screens, big screens, little morphine drips of sequels and prequels and zombies and Kanyes, Snapchats and Grumpy Cats, all designed by the media, corporate S.H.I.E.L.D. machine, and you're asleep, binge-watching the Apocalypse! You know what Tony Stark's armor is powered by?--"
- ―Thurston Koenig's slam poetry[src]
Episode 4.14: The Man Behind the Shield[]
Spoken about Tony Stark[]
- "You see? Yours is not the only life Agent Coulson has so easily tossed aside or hidden behind. This is what he does. Everything is his S.H.I.E.L.D.. The Government, behind you, Director, behind Nick Fury, Stark, all of it, stands Agent Coulson, quietly pursuing his alien agenda."
- ―Anton Ivanov to Jeffrey Mace[src]
Luke Cage[]
Episode 1.01: Moment of Truth[]
Spoken about Tony Stark[]
- "Hey, yo, my man, my man. All HD. Got it right here. Blu-ray, too, 'cause I'm nice like that. Tony Stark, the big blonde dude with the hammer, the old dude with the shield, the green monster, and I don't mean Fenway. You can't get better raw footage of the incident anywhere else than right here."
- ―D.W. Griffith to Luke Cage[src]
Episode 1.12: Soliloquy of Chaos[]
Spoken about Tony Stark[]
- "Lord, who to call when no one obeys the law? And there ain't no Iron Man that can come and save us all? Power to the people and Luke Cage the cause."
- ―Method Man[src]
Cloak & Dagger[]
Episode 1.10: Colony Collapse[]
Spoken about Tony Stark[]
- "In this day and age, you need to keep up with the Joneses. As well as the Starks and the Rands."
- ―Peter Scarborough[src]
WHiH Newsfront[]
Episode 1.05: WHIH EXCLUSIVE: Scott Lang Interview[]
Spoken about Tony Stark[]
- "I reported on Tony Stark in Gulmira and believe me, you're no Tony Stark."
"Thank God." - ―Christine Everhart and Scott Lang[src]
Episode 2.03: WHIH Newsfront: The Avengers and The White House[]
Spoken about Tony Stark[]
- "The financial cost of the cleanup effort in Washington, D.C., New York City and Sokovia has crossed the trillion dollar mark. Critics and politicians both domestic and internationally, suggest Steve Rogers, Tony Stark and others bear some of the responsibilities for the massive destruction and mayhem."
- ―Christine Everhart[src]
Episode 2.04: WHIH Newsfront Exclusive: President Ellis Discusses the Avengers[]
Spoken about Tony Stark[]
- "We've experienced a series of grave events that have had severe repercussions. I am completely sensitive to the fear and concern that creates. But at the same time, I recognize what men like Tony Stark, Steve Rogers and others have done in the face of these attacks."
- ―Matthew Ellis[src]
- "I wouldn't mind hearing from our heroes directly, as they're the ones who've seen first hand what government oversight can lead to."
"I can't believe I'm about to say this, but I totally agree with you."
"Yes, let's get Tony Stark in here. It's probably more difficult to get than President Ellis unfortunately."
"I would take Captain America as well." - ―Will Adams and Christine Everhart[src]
Episode 2.05: WHIH Breaking News: Attack in Lagos[]
Spoken about Tony Stark[]
- "Now, Jackson, which Avengers were there exactly? Tony Stark?"
"Captain Rogers involvement has been mentioned and corroborated. Some accounts indicate Sam Wilson and Natasha Romanoff, but nothing else definitive at this time." - ―Christine Everhart and Jackson Norris[src]
References[]
- ↑ Translates from French to: Mr. Stark, we ran his prints and we got nothing back, not even a name.
- ↑ Translates from French to: Where are we going?
- ↑ Translates from French to: Over there. We don't know if he speaks English. In fact, not even if he speaks. He hasn't said a word since he got here. Not a sound.
- ↑ Translates from French to: Five minutes.