Endgame Hulk

A collection of quotes of the brilliant scientist Bruce Banner, who, when angered or provoked, transforms into the rage fueled, green-skinned monster known as Hulk.


The Incredible Hulk

Spoken by Bruce Banner

"Leave me alone."


"You know, I know a few techniques that could help you manage that anger effectively."
"You zip it. We're walking."
―Bruce Banner and Betty Ross[src]
"You should know that there is a flip side to this too. If we miss on the low side, if we induce me and it fails, this will be very dangerous for you."
"Ha-ha-ha. Look, I've always been more curious then cautious and that's served me pretty well, so are we gonna do this?"
―Bruce Banner and Samuel Sterns[src]
"What are you saying? You think you can control it?"
"No no no, not con-not control it, but, I don't know, maybe aim it."
Betty Ross and Bruce Banner[src]
"Any last words?"
"Hulk... SMASH!"
Abomination and Hulk[src]

The Avengers

Spoken by Bruce Banner

"Puny god."

Spoken about Bruce Banner

"Finally, someone who speaks English."
"Is that what just happened?"
Tony Stark and Steve Rogers[src]
"And Hulk, smash!"
Captain America to Hulk[src]
"Target acquired. Target engaged. Target angry, target angry!"
―A pilot trying to stop Hulk's rampage[src]


"Doctor, thank you for coming."
"Thanks for asking nicely. So, long am I staying?"
"Once we get our hands on the Tesseract, you're in the clear."
"Where are you with that?"
"We're sweeping every wirelessly accessible camera on the planet. Cell phones, laptops. If it's connected to a satellite, it's eyes and ears for us."
"That's still not gonna find them in time."
"You have to narrow the field. How many spectrometers do you have access to?"
"How many are there?"
"Call every lab you know, tell them to put the spectrometers on the roof and calibrate them for gamma rays. I'll rough out a tracking algorithm based on cluster recognition. At least we could rule out a few places. Do you have somewhere for me to work?"
"Agent Romanoff, would you show Dr. Banner to his laboratory, please."
"You're gonna love it, Doc. We got all the toys."
Nick Fury, Bruce Banner, Phil Coulson and Black Widow[src]
"It's good to meet you, Dr. Banner. Your work on anti-electron collisions is unparalleled. And I'm a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous green rage monster."
Iron Man and Bruce Banner[src]
"That's the guy my dad never shut up about? Wondering if they shouldn't have kept him on ice."
"The guy's not wrong about Loki, he does have the jump on us."
"What he's got is an acme dynamite kit. It's gonna blow up in his face, and I'm gonna be there when it does."
"And I'll read all about it."
"Or you'll be suiting up like the rest of us."
"Ah, see. I don't get a suit of armor. I'm exposed, like a nerve. It's a nightmare."
"You know, I've got a cluster of shrapnel, trying every second to crawl its way into my heart. This stops it. This little circle of light. It's part of me now, not just armor. It's a terrible privilege."
"But you can control it."
"Because I learned how."
"It's different."
"Hey, I've read all about your accident. That much Gamma exposure should have killed you."
"So you're saying that the Hulk, the other guy, saved my life? That's nice. It's a nice sentiment. Save it for what?"
"I guess we'll find out."
"You may not enjoy that."
"You just might."
Tony Stark and Bruce Banner[src]
"The cell was just in case-"
"In case you needed to kill me, but you can't. I know! I tried! I got low. I didn't see an end so I put a bullet in my mouth, and the other guy spit it out. So I moved on, I focused on helping other people. I was good, until you dragged me back into this freak show. You put everyone here at risk. You wanna know my secret, Agent Romanoff? You wanna know how I stay calm?"
Nick Fury and Bruce Banner to the other Avengers[src]
"Doctor Banner, now might be a good time for you to get angry."
"That's my secret, Cap: I'm always angry."
Captain America and Bruce Banner[src]

Iron Man 3


"You know, and thank you by the way for listening. But something about getting it off my chest and letting it out there in the atmosphere instead of holding this in. I mean this is what gets people sick, you know? Wow. I had no idea you where such a good listener. To be able to share all my intimate thoughts and share it with someone, it just cuts the weight of it in half, you know? It's like a snake swallowing its own tail. Everything comes full circle. And the fact that you have been able to help me process-"
"You with me?"
"I was. Yeah. Mmhm. Where were we at, um."
"You're actively napping?"
"I was-I-I drifted."
"Where did I lose you?"
"Elevator in Switzerland."
"So you heard none of it?"
"I'm sorry, I'm not that kind of doctor. I'm not a therapist. It's not my training."
"I-I don't have the-"
"What? The time?"
"You know what, now that I think about it, oh God, my original wound. 1983, you know, right? I'm 14 years old and I still have a nanny? That was weird."
Tony Stark and Bruce Banner[src]

Captain America: The Winter Soldier

Spoken about Bruce Banner

"What targets?"
"You! A TV anchor in Cairo, the Under Secretary of Defense, a high school Valedictorian in Iowa City, Bruce Banner, Stephen Strange, anyone who's a threat to HYDRA. Now, or in the future."
Steve Rogers and Jasper Sitwell[src]
"They cut you open. Your heart stopped."
"Tetrodotoxin B. Slows the pulse to one beat a minute. Banner developed it for stress. Didn't work so great for him, but we found a use for it."
Natasha Romanoff and Nick Fury[src]

Avengers: Age of Ultron

Spoken by Bruce Banner

"You know, sometimes exactly what I want to hear isn't exactly what I want to hear."
―Bruce Banner to Natasha Romanoff[src]

Spoken about Bruce Banner

"You listening? That little witch is messing with your mind. You're stronger than her, you're smarter than her, you're Bruce Banner."
Tony Stark to the Hulk[src]
"Thor, report on the Hulk."
"The gates of Hel are filled with the screams of his victims. But not the screams of the dead, of course. No, no, wounded screams. Mainly whimpering, a great deal of complaining and tales of sprained deltoids and gout."
Natasha Romanoff and Thor[src]
"I want the big one."
Scarlet Witch to Quicksilver[src]
"News or footage. Keyword, "Hulk." Natasha, I could really use a lullaby."
"That's not gonna happen. Not for a while. The whole team is down. You got no backup here."
"I'm calling in Veronica."
Iron Man and Hawkeye[src]
"The news is loving you guys. Nobody else is. There's been no official call for Banner's arrest but it's in the air."
Maria Hill to the Avengers[src]


"You want me to take the Scepter behind everyone's back and use it to bring Ultron to life?"
"Yeah, we don't have time for a city hall debate."
―Bruce Banner and Tony Stark[src]
"How'd a nice girl like you wind up working in a dump like this?"
"Fella done me wrong."
"You got lousy taste in men, kid."
"He's not so bad. Well, he has a temper. Deep down, he's all fluff. Fact is, he's not like anybody I've ever known. All my friends are fighters, and here comes this guy, spends his life avoiding the fight because he knows he'll win."
―Bruce Banner and Natasha Romanoff[src]
"In the flesh."
―Bruce Banner and Ultron[src]
"Don't turn green."
"I won't."
Natasha Romanoff and Bruce Banner[src]
"Tony, maybe this might not be the time..."
"Really? That's it? You just roll over and show your belly, every time somebody snarls?"
"Only when I've created a murder-bot!"
―Bruce Banner and Tony Stark[src]
"Where in the world am I not a threat?"
"You're not a threat to me."
"You sure? Even if I didn't just... there's no future with me. I can't ever... I can't have this, kids."
―Bruce Banner and Natasha Romanoff[src]
"He keeps building bodies."
"Person bodies. The human form is inefficient. Biologically speaking, we're outmoded. But he keeps coming back to it."
"When you two programmed him to protect the human race, you amazingly failed."
"They don't need to be protected. They need to evolve. Ultron's going to evolve."
Steve Rogers, Tony Stark, Natasha Romanoff and Bruce Banner[src]
"I know you're angry."
"Oh, no, we're way past that. I could choke the life out of you and never change a shade."
Wanda Maximoff and Bruce Banner[src]
"If we’re wrong about you, if you’re the monster that Ultron made you to be..."
"What will you do?"
―Bruce Banner and Vision[src]
"You’re not going to turn green?"
"I’ve got a compelling reason not to lose my cool."
"I adore you. But I need the other guy."
Black Widow and Bruce Banner[src]

Captain America: Civil War

Spoken about Bruce Banner

"The Avengers were formed to make the world a safer place. I feel we've done that."
"Tell me Captain, do you know where Thor and Banner are right now? If I misplaced a couple of 30 megaton nukes, you can bet there'd be consequences."
Steve Rogers and Thaddeus Ross[src]
"It would be great if we had a Hulk, right about now. Any shot?"
"You really think he'd be on our side?"
Tony Stark and Natasha Romanoff[src]

Spider-Man: Homecoming

Spoken about Bruce Banner

"'Sup guys? Wait a minute... you guys aren't the real Avengers! I can tell; Hulk gives it away!"
Spider-Man to Robbers[src]
"What's up, guys? Forgot your PIN number? Whoa! You're the Avengers! What are you guys doing here? Thor, Hulk – nice to finally meet you guys."

Thor: Ragnarok

Spoken by Bruce Banner

"No team, only Hulk."
"I don’t want to fight your sister. That’s a family issue."
Bruce Banner to Thor[src]
"What's those things on her eyes, is that for how many people she's killed? She's so strong and beautiful..."
Bruce Banner[src]
"Guys, we're coming up on the Devil's Anus."
Bruce Banner[src]

Spoken about Bruce Banner

"So much has happened since I last saw you. I lost my hammer... like, yesterday, so that's still pretty fresh. But then I went on a journey of self-discovery where I met you."
Thor to Hulk[src]


"Are we cool? I guess so. It’s Hulk in a hot tub. How long have you been like that?"

"Like what?"
"Like this. Big, green, ...stupid."
"Hulk always Hulk."
"How’d you get here?"
"You mean cheating? Were they wearing one of these when you won? How’d you arrive here?"
"Yes. Where is the Quinjet now? That’s naked. He’s very naked. It’s in my brain now."
"Yes! I’m getting us out of here. This is a terrible, awful place. You’re gonna love Asgard. It’s big. It’s golden. Shiny."
"Hulk stay."
"No, no, no. My people need me to get back to Asgard. We must prevent Ragnarok."
"The prophesied death of my home world, the end of days, it’s the end of...If you help me get back to Asgard, I can help you get back to Earth."
"Earth hate Hulk."
"Earth loves Hulk. They love you. You’re of the Avengers. One of the team, one of our friends. This is what friends do. They support each other."
"You’re Banner’s friend."
"I’m not Banner’s friend. I prefer you."
"Banner’s friend."
"I don’t even like Banner. “I’m into numbers and science and stuff.”"
"Thor go. Hulk stay."
"Fine. Stay here. Stupid place. It’s hideous, by the way. The red, the white. Just pick a color."
"Smash you."
"You didn’t smash anything. I won that fight."
"I smashed you."
"Yeah, sure, sure."
"Baby Arms."
"Moron! You big child."
"Thor go!"
"I am going."
"Ha! Ha! Thor go again! Ha! Ha! Thor home, Hulk stay."

Thor and Hulk[src]
"You're not the stupid Avenger. Nobody calls you the stupid Avenger."

"It's okay."
"You just can't go around throwing shields at people, you could have killed me."
"I know, I'm sorry! I just get so angry all the time! Hulk always... always angry."
"I know. We're the same, you and I. Just a couple of hot-headed fools."
"Yeah, same. Hulk like fire... Thor like water."
"Well, we're kind of both like fire."
"But Hulk like real fire. Like... raging fire. Thor like smoldering fire."

Thor and Hulk[src]
"Banner? Hey, hey, hey. You all right, Banner? Sun’s going down. Sun’s going down. That’s it, breathe. I won’t hurt you. Sun’s going down."

"What happened to your hair?"
"Some creepy old man cut it off."
"It looks good."
"Where are we? How’s Nat?"
"Nat is good, I’m sure."
"And what about Sokovia?"
"The city, Sokovia. Did we save it?"
"Banner, listen."
"Sokovia. Ultron. That was two years ago."
"What are you saying? I’ve been Hulk for two years?"
"I’m afraid so."
"What the hell happened?"
"Banner, there’s something you should know..."
"Voice Activation required."
"Welcome, Strongest Avenger."
"Ship’s log..."
"Thor, where are we?"
"Yeah, about that."
"It’s bad news, bad news today. Sakaar, hear ye. Attention please. I have some bad news. My beloved, exalted Champion has turned up missing. Take to the streets. Celebrate my champion."
"Who’s that?"
"He kind of runs the place. You actually lived in his house."
"I did?"
"Yeah. Quite a lot’s happened. You and I had a fight recently." "Did I win?"
"No, I won. Easily."
"Doesn’t sound right."
"Well, it’s true."
"It seems that that criminally seductive Lord of Thunder has stolen him away."
"Seductive GOD of Thunder. We need to move."
"Oh, no. This is bad. This is really, really bad. Thor, I think I’m freaking out."
"No, no, no. Don’t freak out. You’re okay. Put these on."
"These are Tony’s clothes."
"I know, come on."
"Is he here?"
"No, he’s not here. But listen. Just stay calm, okay? The sun’s going down. The sun’s getting really low. Sun’s going down."

Thor, Bruce Banner, Quinjet Computer and Grandmaster[src]
"The sun’s going down. It’s getting really low. The sun’s going down. It’s getting real low."

"Would you stop saying that!?"
"I just need you to stay calm."
"Calm!? I’m on an alien planet!"
"It’s just a planet. You’ve been on a planet before."
"Yeah! One!"
"Now you’ve been on two. That’s a good thing. It’s a new experience."
"My neurons, they’re firing faster than my brain can handle the information. The whole thing is totally different this time. In the past, I always felt like Hulk and I each had a hand on the wheel, but this time it’s like he had the keys and I was locked in the trunk."
"Alright, well, you’re back now, that’s all that matters."
"No, it’s not what matters. What I’m trying to tell you, is that if I turn into the Hulk again, Banner may never come back. And we’re stranded on a planet that is designed to stress me out."
"We’re not stranded, I’m gonna figure out a way to get us home."
"Thank you."
"Not your home, though. Asgard."
"Listen, my people are in great danger. You and I, we have to fight this really powerful being who also happens to be my sister."
"Okay, that is so wrong on so many leve- I don’t wanna fight your sister. That’s a family issue."
"No, she’s an evil being."
"I don’t care what she is. I’m not fighting any more beings. I’m sick of it. I just told you. If I turn into the Hulk, I am never gonna come back again. And you don’t care."
"No, no. I’m putting together the team. The Hulk is the fire."
"Wait, you’re just using me to get to the Hulk."
"What? No!"
"It’s gross. You don’t care about me. You’re not my friend."
"No! I don’t even like the Hulk. He’s all like... “smash, smash, smash.” I prefer you." "Thanks."
"But if I’m being honest, when it comes to fighting evil beings, he is very powerful and useful."
"Yeah, Banner’s powerful and useful, too."
"Is he though?"
"How many PhDs does Hulk have? Zero. How many PhDs does Banner have? Seven."
"Fine, you don’t have to fight anyone. But we’re in danger here, so we have to move."
"What are you doing with that?"
"I need a disguise. I’m a fugitive."
"I need a disguise."
"You are the disguise."
"I’ll be Tony Stark."
"Yeah. Tony and the gypsy."
"No, no you’re not Tony. You’re Bruce Banner."
"Then why did you dress me up like Tony?"
"Because you were naked."
"Okay, I’ll give you that."
"What are you doing? Stop doing that!"
"Tony wears his pants super tight!"
"Why are you being so weird?"
"I don’t know. Maybe the fact that I was trapped for two years inside of a monster made me a little weird!"
"Hey. It’s okay. You’re good. Calm down. Come on. Listen, we’re gonna go to Asgard and you’re not gonna have to think about the Hulk ever again. All right?"
"All right."

Thor and Bruce Banner[src]
"I feel like I know you."

"I feel like I know you, too."

Bruce Banner and Valkyrie[src]
"I don't know how to fly one of these!"

"You're a scientist, use one of your PhDs."
"None of them are for flying alien spaceships!"

Bruce Banner and Thor[src]
"This looks like a big gun!"


Bruce Banner and Grandmaster Hologram[src]
"This stupid dog won't die!"

"Everything's going to be okay. I got this. You want to know who I am?"
"What the hell are you talking about?"
"You'll see!"

Valkyrie and Bruce Banner[src]
"Hulk, stop! Just for once in your life, don't smash."

"Big monster."
"Let's go!"

Thor, Bruce Banner, and Valkyrie[src]

Avengers: Infinity War

Spoken by Bruce Banner

"Thanos is coming! He's coming!"
Bruce Banner to Doctor Strange and Wong[src]
"Aha! You guys are so screwed now!"
Bruce Banner to Outriders, after Thor arrives with Groot and Rocket Raccoon[src]
"There's an Ant-Man and Spider-Man?"
Bruce Banner[src]


"Tell me his name again."
"Thanos. He's a plague, Tony. He invades planets, he takes what he wants, he wipes out half the population. He sent Loki. The attack on New York, that's him."
"This is it. What's our timeline?"
"No telling. He has the Power and Space Stones. That already makes him the strongest creature in the whole universe. If he gets his hands on all six stones, Tony-"
"He could destroy life on a scale, hitherto undreamt of."
"Do you seriously just say "hitherto undreamt of"?"
"Are you seriously leaning on the Cauldron of the Cosmos?"
"Is that what that is? I'm going to allow that. If Thanos needs all six, why don't we just stick this one down the garbage disposal?"
"No can do."
"We swore an oath to protect the Time Stone. With our lives."
"And I swore off dairy, but then Ben & Jerry's named a flavour after me, so?"
"Stark Raving Hazelnuts."
"Not bad."
"Bit choky."
Tony Stark, Bruce Banner, Doctor Strange and Wong[src]
"Hulk. Hulk, I know you like making your entrance at the last second. Well, this is it, man! This is the last, last second! Hulk. Hulk! Hulk!"
"Oh, screw you, you big green asshole! I'll do it myself!"
Hulk and Bruce Banner while fighting Cull Obsidian[src]
"How are we looking, Bruce?"
"Nat, I think I'm getting the hang of it. Whoa! This is amazing! Nat, it's like being the Hulk without actually-"
Black Widow and Bruce Banner[src]

Captain Marvel


"I thought we bypassed the battery."
"We did. It's still plugged in, it just... it just stopped."
"Reboot and send the signal again."
"We don't even know what this is."
"Fury did. You tell me the second you get a signal. I wanna know who's on the other end of that thing."
Steve Rogers, James Rhodes, Bruce Banner and Natasha Romanoff[src]

Avengers: Endgame

Spoken by Bruce Banner

"For years, I've been treating the Hulk like he's some kind of disease, something to get rid of. But then I start looking at him as the cure. Eighteen months in the gamma lab, I put the brains and the brawn together and now look at me. Best of both worlds."
―Bruce explains to Steve, Natasha and Scott how he figured things out with the Hulk[src]


"He used the stones again."
"Hey, hey, hey, hey. We'd be going in short-handed, you know?"
"Look, he still got the stones, so..."
"So let's get 'em. We use them to bring everyone back."
"Just like that?"
"Yeah. Just like that."
"Even if there's a small chance that we can undo this, I mean we owe it to everyone who's not in this room to try."
Black Widow, Hulk, War Machine, Captain Marvel and Captain America[src]
"If we do this, how do we know it's gonna end any differently than it did before?"
"Because before you didn't have me."
"Hey, new girl? Everybody in this room is about that superhero life. And if you don't mind my asking, where the hell have you been all this time?"
"There are a lot of other planets in the universe, and unfortunately, they didn't have you guys."
Hulk, War Machine and Captain Marvel[src]

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

Episode 1.01: Pilot

Spoken about Bruce Banner

"Then aliens invaded New York and were beaten back by, among others, a giant green monster, A costumed hero from the '40s, and a god."
Maria Hill[src]

Episode 1.08: The Well

Spoken about Bruce Banner

"How you feeling?"
"Not great. I'm sorry. For before. I'm... I'm not that guy."
"You're a guy who saves lives, I can overlook a little Hulk rage."
Skye and Grant Ward[src]

Episode 1.19: The Only Light in the Darkness

Spoken about Bruce Banner

"Who did you say created this technology, again?"
"Bruce Banner."
"Then I'm sure it'll go off without a hitch."
Phil Coulson and Leo Fitz[src]

Episode 2.14: Love in the Time of HYDRA

Spoken about Bruce Banner

"So maybe if you can learn to control this, then you could have Avengers-level powers, something like Captain America, even."
"I think it best we keep in mind the unstable nature of Skye's power. If there is an Avenger equivalent, right now I'm afraid it's the Hulk."
"Well, Hulk saved the world, last I checked."
"You're absolutely right. But given the choice, I believe Bruce Banner would not hesitate to cure himself once and for all."
"Well, then I guess we should be thankful - that nobody's given him the choice."
Leo Fitz and Jemma Simmons[src]

Episode 2.15: One Door Closes

Spoken about Bruce Banner

"Where do we stand with Agent Skye?"
"Our techs found the Quinjet's flight recorder. Looks like Coulson took her to, uh, Retreat."
"Bold, taking her to the house that Banner built."
Robert Gonzales, Tomas Calderon, Bobbi Morse and Anne Weaver[src]

Episode 2.16: Afterlife

Spoken about Bruce Banner

"It may not look like it, but this place was built to withstand a Hulk-size force."
Phil Coulson[src]

Episode 2.18: The Frenemy of My Enemy

Spoken about Bruce Banner

"I'm a friend of Skye's."
"Sure. And I'm the Hulk."
Deathlok and Lincoln Campbell[src]

Episode 3.20: Emancipation

Spoken about Bruce Banner

"What the hell is that? You're keeping monsters on your base now?"
"Breathe, General. It was Dr. Garner before he changed... permanently."
"Rasta-Hulk is your husband?"
Glenn Talbot, Phil Coulson, and Melinda May[src]

Jessica Jones

Episode 1.03: AKA It's Called Whiskey

Spoken about Bruce Banner

"Okay, there's you, me... the big green dude and his crew. You think there's more of our kind out there?"
Luke Cage to Jessica Jones[src]

Episode 1.04: AKA 99 Friends

Spoken about Bruce Banner

"I saw my mother crushed to death under a building that you people destroyed."
"In the incident?"
"I was trying to pull my mother out from the rubble, watching her bleed to death, while all around me, you people were raining down hell."
"So go after the big green guy or the flag-waver."
Audrey Eastman and Jessica Jones[src]

Luke Cage

Episode 1.01: Moment of Truth

Spoken about Bruce Banner

"Hey, yo, my man, my man. All HD. Got it right here. Blu-ray, too, 'cause I'm nice like that. Tony Stark, the big blonde dude with the hammer, the old dude with the shield, the green monster, and I don't mean Fenway. You can't get better raw footage of the incident anywhere else than right here."
Dave Griffith to Luke Cage[src]

Episode 1.05: Just to Get a Rep

Spoken about Thor

"The world isn't the world anymore, mija. Aliens coming out of the sky. People with silver hammers. Green monsters. All I know is everything happens for a reason. And now, somehow you're a part of it."
Soledad Temple to Claire Temple[src]

Iron Fist

Episode 1.06: Immortal Emerges from Cave

"And you have more YouTube views than that incredible green guy, which is its own sort of success."
Wayne Olsen to Joy Meachum and Ward Meachum[src]


The Incredible Hulk: The Fury Files

Spoken about Bruce Banner

"No, I don't think you're gonna want to be doing that. At least I don't think the man I just met-the man inside you-wants to do that. He seemed like a decent enough guy who wouldn't want to hurt these people."
Nick Fury to Hulk[src]

The Incredible Hulk: The Big Picture

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The Avengers Prelude: Fury's Big Week

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Avengers: Operation HYDRA

Spoken by Bruce Banner

"This is what I get for waiting in the car."
―Bruce Banner[src]
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