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What If S2 TV Spot (10)

A collection of quotes from Howard the Duck.

What If...?[]

Episode 2.01: What If... Nebula Joined the Nova Corps?[]

Spoken by Howard Duckson[]

"The world's falling apart and I'm running a casino. Things are great."
―Howard the Duck[src]
"Nebula, even if I had, say, heavy weapon, you know, military grade, sure to kill, which I'm not saying I do, breaking them out would be bad for business."
―Howard the Duck to Nebula[src]
"Rock, paper, scissors, strap up. It's happy hour."
―Howard the Duck[src]
"Well, well, well, if it isn't the Super Nova. You blew up our shield. You blew up our space invaders. Thanks to you, the planet's actually getting its life back."
Howard the Duck to Nebula[src]

Dialogue[]

"Aw, jeez. Are you ever off the clock? All right, folks. Big Daddy needs the room."
"But, Howie, the hot streak."
―Howard the Duck and Mindy[src]
"Mindy, come on."
"Okay, I'm sorry."
"Yeah, you come back later."
Howard the Duck and Mindy[src]
"The people of Xandar are going to suffer."
"They'll drink more."
Nebula and Howard the Duck[src]
"Thanks to you, the planet's actually getting its life back."
"And your liquor license is safe."
"Not bad for a night's work."
―Howard the Duck and Nebula[src]