High Evolutionary | Quote

A collection of quotes of the High Evolutionary.

Movies

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

Spoken about High Evolutionary

"I know them scientists what made you never gave a rat's ass about you!"

―Yondu Udonta to Rocket Raccoon^[src]

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

Spoken by High Evolutionary

"I'm not trying to conquer the universe. I'm perfecting it."

―High Evolutionary to Star-Lord^[src]

"'Mo egraste forn, mo egalore fornonte,' which translated is, 'be not as you are, but as you should be.' It's our sacred mission to take the cacophony of sounds around us and turn it into a song. To take an imperfect clump of biological matter such as you, and transform it into something... perfect. And we're halfway there, aren't we?"

―High Evolutionary to Rocket Raccoon^[src]

"There is no God! That's why I stepped in!"

―High Evolutionary to Vim^[src]

"Attention, all personel. Intruders have boarded the ship. Get to the starboard spaceport. Get me 89P13... and kill the rest."

―High Evolutionary^[src]

"You! You thought you could escape me? No! You think you have some worth in and of yourself without me? No! You are an abomination! Nothing more than a step on my path, you freakish little monster! How dare you think you are more, 8... 9... P... 1... 3?!"

―High Evolutionary to Rocket Raccoon^[src]

Spoken about High Evolutionary

"Some corners of the universe consider him God."

―Gamora about the High Evolutionary^[src]

Dialogue

"I tried to warn you, High Evolutionary... these Guardians are more powerful than you think."
"Or perhaps you simply overestimate your own value, High Priestess. No doubt a flaw of some type in my own design. I created you lot as merely an aesthetic experiment. Beautiful numbskulls. But your egos have run wild; say 'ah.'
"Ahhhh."
"And this one was meant to be the warlock, the apogee of their people!"
"You removed Adam from his cocoon early, my liege. He's still a child."
"No, there's something wrong with him even outside all that."
"Yes, there's something wrong with me, I was stabbed, you extraordinary phallus!"

―Ayesha, the High Evolutionary and Adam^[src]

"I don't need another speech by some impotent whack-job whose mother didn’t love him rationalizing why he needs to conquer the universe."
"I'm not trying to conquer the universe... I'm perfecting it."

―Star-Lord and the High Evolutionary^[src]

"Sire, we must retreat! The ship is going down!"
"The spaceport has intruders."
"Go! See if one of them is 89P13!"
"Sire, you have an irrational obsession with this animal! You must stop, for God's sake!"
"There is no God! That's why I stepped in!"
"Controller, I am taking command of the Arête. Disengage all damaged sectors of the ship, and retreat."

―Vim, Controller and High Evolutionary^[src]

"Why are you so angry?"
"Because we know what you did to our friend."
"Anything I've done, I've done for the betterment of the universe."
"Yeah, well, newsflash, better universes typically don't have octopuses selling meth to guys with cockroach heads."
"...They do not. Which is why, as I've done many times before, I'm going to have to raze it all and start again."

―High Evolutionary and Star-Lord^[src]

"So, you'd like to joust, would you?"
"Go to hell, you sick son of a bitch. You killed all those people."
"As I will your friends. I'm sending you the coordinates. They will die unless you bring me what is mine!"
"Screw you, you stretched face, Robocop lookin’, Skeletor wannabe, purple nurple, piece of... he hung up."
"You think?"

―High Evolutionary, Star-Lord and Gamora^[src]

"Look what you did to me! For what? All I wanted to do... was to make things... perfect!"
"You didn't want to make things perfect, you just hated things the way they are."

―High Evolutionary and Rocket Raccoon^[src]