Happy Hogan | Quote

A collection of quotes of Tony Stark's friend, Happy Hogan.

Movies

Iron Man

Spoken about Happy Hogan

"Call for a press conference? What on earth for?"
"Yeah, Hogan, drive. Cheeseburger first."

―Pepper Potts and Tony Stark^[src]

Dialogue

"Mr. Stark! Christine Everhart, Vanity Fair magazine. Can I ask you a couple of questions?"
"She's cute."
"She's alright? Hi!"

―Christine Everhart, Happy Hogan and Tony Stark^[src]

"I thought I lost you back there!"
"You did, sir. I had to cut across Mulholland."
"Ahh, I got ya. I got ya."

―Tony Stark and Happy Hogan^[src]

"Where to, sir?"
"Take us to the hospital please, Happy."
"No."

―Happy Hogan, Pepper Potts and Tony Stark^[src]

Iron Man 2

Dialogue

"Look what we got here, the new model."
"Hey, does she come with the car?"
"I certainly hope so."

―Happy Hogan and Tony Stark^[src]

"What are you doing here?"
"Looking for you."
"Yeah, you found me. What are you up to later?"
"Serving subpoenas."
"Yikes."
"He doesn't like to be handed things."
"Yeah, I have a peeve."
"I got it."
"You are hereby ordered to appear before the Senate Armed Services Committee, tomorrow morning at 9AM."
"Can I see the badge?"
"You wanna see the badge?"
"He likes the badge."
"You still like it?"
"Yep."

―Tony Stark, U.S. Marshal and Happy Hogan^[src]

"Sorry."
"What the hell was that?!"
"It's called mixed martial arts. It's been around for three weeks now."
"It's called dirty boxing. There's nothin' new about it."

―Tony Stark and Happy Hogan^[src]

"Are you okay?"
"Yeah. Were you headed for me or him?"
"I was trying to scare him!"
"'Cause I can't tell!"

―Happy Hogan and Tony Stark^[src]

"Anything else, boss?"
"I'm good, Hap."
"No, I'll be just... another minute."
"I lost both the kids in the divorce."

―Happy Hogan, Tony Stark and Pepper Potts^[src]

"I said stay in the car!"
"What are you wearing? Look, I'm not letting you go in alone."

―Black Widow and Happy Hogan^[src]

Iron Man 3

Dialogue

"I gave a speech? How was it?"
"Pitiful."
"Unintelligible."
"Really? It's my favorite kind, a winning combo."

―Tony Stark, Happy Hogan and Maya Hansen^[src]

"I'm coming! I got you!"
"It's okay, it was the plant! It's a glitch in my work."
"Please, stop riding me!"

―Happy Hogan, Maya Hansen and Tony Stark^[src]

"Hello?"
"Is this forehead of Security?"
"What? You know, look, You know, look... I got a real job. What do you want? I'm working. I've got something going on, here."
"What, harassing interns?"
"Let me tell you something. Do you know what happened when I told everyone I was Iron Man's bodyguard? They would laugh in my face. I had to leave while I still had a shred of dignity. Now I got a real job. I'm watching Pepper."
"What’s going on? Fill me in."
"For real? All right, so she’s meeting up with this scientist. Rich guy, handsome. I couldn’t make his face at first, right? You know I'm good with faces."
"Oh, Yeah, yeah. You're the best."
"Yeah. Well, so I run his credentials, I make him Aldrich Killian. We actually met the guy back in... where were we in '99? The science conference?"
"Um...Switzerland."
"Right, right, exactly."
"Killian? No, I don't remember that guy."
"Of course you don't. He's not a blond with a big rack. At first it was fine, they were talking business, but now it's like getting weird. He's showing her a big brain."
"His what?"
"Big brain, and she likes it. Here, let me show you. Hold on. See?"
"Look at what? You watching them? Flip the screen and then we can get started."
"I'm not a tech genius like you. Just...just trust me, get down here."
"Flip the screen, then I can see what they're doing."
"I can't! I don't know how to flip the screen! Don't talk to me like that anymore. You're not my boss. Alright, I don't work for you. Now I don't trust this guy. He's got another guy with him, he's shifty."
"Relax."
"Seriously?"
"I'm just asking you to secure the perimeter. Tell him to go out for a drink or something?"
"You know what? You should take more of an interest in what's going on here. This woman... this woman's the best thing that ever happened to you, and you...you're just ignoring her."
"A giant brain?"
"Yeah, there's a giant brain, there's a shifty character. I'm gonna follow this guy. I'm gonna run his plates and if it gets rough, so be it."
"I miss you, Happy."
"Yeah, I miss you too. But the way it used to be. Now you're off with the 'Superfriends', I don't know what's going on with you anymore. The world's getting weird..."
"Hey, I...I'd hate to cut you off. Do you have your taser on you?"
"Why?"
"I think there's a gal in HR who's trying to steal some printer ink, you should probably go over there and zap her."
"Yeah, nice."

―Happy Hogan and Tony Stark^[src]

"What are you doin', buddy? You out by yourself? A little date night? Watching your favorite chick flick maybe?"
"Yeah, a little movie called "The Party's Over", starring you and your junkie girlfriend, and here's the ticket."

―Eric Savin and Happy Hogan^[src]

Spider-Man: Homecoming

Spoken by Happy Hogan

"We just gotta load up Tony's old Hulkbuster armor, a prototype for Cap's new shield and the Meg..me..megin... Thor's magic belt."

―Happy Hogan^[src]

"You don't see that every day."

―Happy Hogan to Peter Parker^[src]

"Aww, you gotta be shitting me."

―Happy Hogan to Ned Leeds^[src]

Dialogue

"See, Happy is... is hoping to get bumped up to asset management. He was "forehead of security", and before that he was just a driver."
"That was a private conversation. I don't like joking about this. It was hard for me to talk to you about it."

―Tony Stark and Happy Hogan^[src]

"Okay. Good. Yes. Yes, No. No, put that down. That's worth more than you or me. Yeah?"
"Happy! The craziest thing just happened. These guys were robbing an ATM...with high-tech weapons..."
"Take a breath. I don't have time for ATM robberies."
"Yeah, but..."
"Or the notes you leave. I have moving day to worry about. Everything's gotta be out next week."
"Wait. You're moving? Who's moving?"
"Yeah, don't you watch the news? Tony sold Avengers Tower. We're relocating to a new facility upstate where hopefully cell service is worse."
"But what about me?"
"What about you?"
"Well, what if Mr. Stark needs me or something big goes down? Can I please talk to Mr. Stark?"
"Stay away from anything dangerous. I'm responsible for making sure you're responsible, okay?"
"I am responsible. I...Oh, crap. My backpack's gone."
""
"That doesn't sound responsible."
"I'll call you back."
"Feel free not to."

―Happy Hogan and Spider-Man^[src]

"So after the press conference, Happy will show you to your room, your new quarters, see that he is next to Vision."
"Yeah, Vision's not big on doors."
"It's so much fun."
"Or walls."
"You'll fit right in."

―Tony Stark and Happy Hogan^[src]

Avengers: Endgame

Spoken by Happy Hogan

"I'll get you all the cheeseburgers you want."

―Happy Hogan to Morgan Stark^[src]

Spider-Man: Far From Home

Dialogue

"Heads up. Nick Fury's calling you."
"I don't really wanna talk to Nick Fury."
"Answer the phone."
"Why?"
"Because if you don't talk to him, I have to talk to him. I don't want to talk to him."
"You sent Nick Fury to voicemail?"
"I gotta go."
"You do not ghost Nick Fury!"

―Happy Hogan and Peter Parker^[src]