A collection of quotes from Skurge, the Executioner.


Thor: Ragnarok

Spoken by Skurge

"Heimdall was an idiot. This job should have made him rich. Now, the job ain’t easy, but it does have its benefits. The Bifrost gives me access to everything the Nine Realms have to offer. I mean it’s all mine for the taking. stuff. I’m particularly fond of these. I pulled ‘em out of a place on Midgard called Tex-as. I even named them. Des and Troy. You see, when you put them together...they destroy."
"You chase off my company, cover me and my workplace in brains..."
―Skurge to Thor[src]
"For Asgard!"

Spoken to Skurge

"Skurge, do you know the purpose of an executioner? An executioner doesn't just execute people, but he executes his leader's vision. But he mainly executes them too. I was Odin's executioner. Now, you shall be mine."
Hela to Skurge[src]


"Skurge, is that important?"
"You girls are in for a treat."
―Asgardian Woman to Skurge[src]
"Girls! Well, well, look who decided to pop in. Thanks for scaring away my company and drenching my workplace in brains."
"Who are you?"
"Don’t you remember? I’m Skurge. We fought together on Vanaheim."
"Right. Where’s Heimdall?"
"That traitor. No one knows, he’s a fugitive of the throne."
"Yeah, you see, Odin charged Heimdall with negligence of duty, but he disappeared before the trial. Hard to catch a guy who can see everything in the Universe."
"Hold on. I’m supposed to announce your arrival..."
Skurge and Thor[src]
"Behold! Thor Odinson..."
“No! You had one job!"
―Skurge and Loki[src]
"I’m Hela."
"I’m just a janitor."
"You look like a smart boy with good survival instincts. How would you like a job?"
Hela and Skurge[src]
"Odin's treasures..."
"Fake! Most of the stuff in here is fake."
Skurge and Hela[src]
"Tell me about yourself, Skurge."
"Well, me dad was a stonemason, me mum was..."
"I’ll just stop you there. What I meant was what is your ambition?"
"I just want a chance to prove myself."
"Recognition. When I was young every great King had an executioner. Not just to execute people, but also to execute their vision. But mainly to execute people. Still a great honor. I was Odin’s executioner. And you will be my executioner. Let’s begin our conquest."
Hela and Executioner[src]
"Asgardians! Some misguided soul has stolen the Bifrost sword! Tell us were it is, or there will be consequences."
"Wait! Wait! I know where the sword is!"
Executioner, Hela and Asgardian[src]
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