Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 89

A collection of quotes of Drax the Destroyer, a member of the Guardians of the Galaxy.


Guardians of the Galaxy

Spoken by Drax

"I like your knife; I'm keeping it."
―Drax the Destroyer[src]
"This is no respectable establishment. What do you expect us to do while we wait?"
―Drax the Destroyer[src]
"Nobody talks to my friends like that."
―Drax the Destroyer to Nebula[src]


"You know who I am, yes?"
"You're Drax, The Destroyer."
"And you know why they call me this."
"You slayed dozens of Ronan's minions."
"Ronan murdered my wife, Ovette, and my daughter, Kamaria. He slaughtered them where they stood. And he laughed! Her life is not yours to take. He killed my family, I shall kill one of his in return."
―Drax the Destroyer and Moloka Dar[src]
"His people are completely literal. Metaphors are gonna go over his head."
"Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast. I would catch it."
Rocket Raccoon and Drax[src]
"Finger on throat means death!"
Drax kills Korath"
"Sort of."
―Drax and Star-Lord[src]
"I just wanted to tell you how grateful I am that you've accepted me despite my blunders. It is good to once again be among friends. You, Quill, are my friend.
This dumb tree is also my friend.[Groot grunts]
And this green whore is also...
Oh, you must stop!"
―Drax, Star-Lord and Gamora[src]
"What if someone does something irksome, and I decide to remove his spine?"
"That's... that's actually murder, one of the worst crimes of all. Also illegal."
―Drax and Rhomann Dey.[src]
"I look around at us, you know what I see? Losers. I mean like, folks who have lost stuff. And we have, man, we have, all of us. Our homes, our families, normal lives. And usually life takes more than it gives, but not today. Today it's giving us something. It is giving us a chance."
"To do what?"
"To give a shit, for once, not run away. I for one am not gonna stand by and watch as Ronan wipes out billions of lives."
"But Quill, stopping Ronan, it's impossible. You're asking us to die."
"Yeah, I guess I am. I-"
"Quill. I have lived most my life surrounded by my enemies, I will be grateful to die among my friends."
"You are an honorable man, Quill. I will fight beside you. And in the end, see my wife and daughter again."
"I am Groot."
"What the hell, I ain't got that long of a life span anyway. Now I'm standing, you all happy? We're all standing up now. Bunch of jackasses standing in a circle."
Peter Quill, Drax, Rocket Raccoon, Gamora and Groot[src]


"Drax, A.K.A. The Destroyer. Since his wife and family were killed, he's been on a rampage across the galaxy in a search for vengeance."
Rhomann Dey to Garthan Saal[src]

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

Spoken by Drax the Destroyer

"Die spaceship!"
―Drax the Destroyer[src]


"There are two types of beings in the universe. Those who dance, and those who do not."
"I get it, yes. I'm a dancer, Gamora is not."
"You just need to find a woman who is pathetic, like you."
"Thanks, buddy."
Drax the Destroyer and Star-Lord[src]
"She just told everyone your deepest, darkest secret!"
"Dude. C'mon, I think you're overreacting a little bit."
"You must be so embarrassed!"
―Drax the Destroyer and Star-Lord[src]
"How did you get to this weird dumb planet?"
"Ego found me in a larva state. Orphaned on my home world. He raised me by hand and kept me as his own."
"So you're a pet?"
"I suppose."
"People usually want cute pets. Why would he go on such a hideous one?"
"I am hideous?"
"You are horrifying to look at. But that's a good thing."
"When you're ugly and someone loves you, you know they love you for who you are. Beautiful people never know who to trust."
"Well, then I am certainly grateful to be ugly!"
"Those pools, they remind me of when I took my daughter to the forgotten reaches of my homeworld. She was like you."
―Drax and Mantis[src]
"I created what I imagined biological life to be like. Down to the most minute detail. "
"Did you make a penis?"
"What is wrong with you?"
"If he's a planet, how could he make a baby with your mother? He would smush her."
"I don't need to hear how my parents..."
"Why? My father would tell the story of impregnating my mother every winter solstice."
"That's disgusting."
"It was beautiful. You earthers have hang-ups."
"Yes, Drax, I got a penis."
"Thank you."
"And it's not half bad."
―Ego, Drax the Destroyer, Star-Lord and Gamora[src]
"Show time, A-holes! it will be here any minute."
"And it will be its last."
"I thought your thing was a sword?"
"We've been hired to stop an inter-dimensional beast from feeding on those batteries and I'm going to stop it with a sword?"
"It's just... swords were your thing and guns were mine, but... I guess we're both doing guns now. I just didn't know that."
"Drax, why aren't you wearing one of Rocket's Aero-Rigs?"
"It hurts."
"I have sensitive nipples."
"Wa-ha-ha-ha! My nipples hurt! Oh, goodness me!"
"What about him, what's he doing?"
"I'm finishing this so we can listen to tunes while we work."
"How is that important?"
"Blame Quill, he's the one who loves music so much!"
"No, I actually agree with Drax on this, that's hardly important right now."
"Oh, ok, sure Quill"
"No, seriously, I side with Drax."
"I understand that, your being very serious right now."
"I can clearly see you winking!"
"Dam, I'm using my left eye?"
"I am Groot."
"They were not looking at you funny. Oh, well that's intense."
"Groot, get out of the way your going to get hurt! Oh, hi!"
"No, no! Spit it out! Come on! That's disgusting!"
"The beast's hide is too thick to be pierced from the outside! I must cut through it from the inside."
"What? No, Drax! Drax!"
"What's he doing?!"
"He said that the skin is to thick to be pierced on the outside so..."
"That doesn't make any sense!"
"I tried telling him that!"
"Skin has the same level of thickness on the inside as it is on the outside!"
"I realize that!"
"There's a cut on its neck! Rocket, get it to look up!".
"Alright, you giant sea monkey, up here! Whoa, watch it Quill!"
"Yes! I have single-handedly vanquished the beast! What?"
Guardians of the Galaxy[src]
"Out of the way, dumber, smaller Groot!"
"I told you something didn’t feel right!"
"‘I told you so.’ That’s really what I need right now."
"I came back, didn’t I?"
"Because there’s an unspoken thing."
"There is no unspoken thing."
"What are you doing? You could have killed us all crashing in here like that!"
"Uh, ‘Thank you, Rocket’?"
"We had it under control."
"We did not. That is only an extension of his true self. He will be back soon."
"What’s Smurfette doing here!?"
"Back rubs, dishes, killing gods, whatever I need to do to get a damn ride home."
"She tried to murder me!"
"I saved you, you stupid fox."
"He’s not a fox."
"I am Groot."
"I’m not a raboon either!"
"I am Groot."
"‘Raccoon,’ whatever!"
"How do we kill a Celestial?"
"There’s the centre to him - his brain, his soul, whatever it is, in some sort of shell..."
"It’s in the caverns below the surface."
"If he’s got that fin back, I am so screwed."
Drax, Gamora, Star-Lord, Rocket Raccoon, Mantis, Nebula and Groot[src]

Avengers: Infinity War

Spoken by Drax


"How is this dude still alive?"
"He's not a dude. You're a dude. This is a man. A handsome, muscular man."
"It's like his muscles are made of kryptonite fibers..."
"Stop massaging his muscles!"
Star-Lord, Drax and Gamora[src]
"Dude, how long have you been there?"
"An hour."
"An hour?"
"Are you serious?"
"I've mastered the ability of standing so incredibly still, that I become invisible to the eye. Watch."
"You're eating a Zargnut."
"But my movement... is so slow... that it's imperceptible."
"Mmm, no."
"I'm sure I'm invisible."
"Hi, Drax."
Star-Lord, Drax the Destroyer, Gamora and Mantis[src]
"I'm gonna ask you this one time, where is Gamora?"
"Yeah, I'll do you one better, who is Gamora?"
"I'll do YOU one better, why is Gamora?"
Star-Lord, Iron Man and Drax the Destroyer[src]
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