- "My bandmates and I have been mastering these old Earth instruments and working on a little ditty."
- ―Bzermikitokolok to Peter Quill[src]
Bzermikitokolok and the Knowheremen[1] are a band of extraterrestrials that mastered Earth instruments to form a space rock band.
History[]
Historical Christmas Documentary[]
- "You just got these instruments?"
- ―Peter Quill to Bzermikitokolok and the Knowheremen[src]
Obtaining instruments from Earth, Bzermikitokolok and the Knowheremen quickly learned how to play them. After hearing a story from Rocket who heard it from Cosmo who heard it from Kraglin Obfonteri who heard it from Peter Quill, Bzermikitokolok and the Knowheremen wrote a song called "I Don't Know What Christmas Is (But Christmastime Is Here)". After writing the song, the band played it for Quill, who was impressed that they learned the instruments so quickly.[2]
Special Guest[]
Celebrating Christmas with Peter Quill, Bzermikitokolok and the Knowheremen preformed their song "Here It Is Christmastime" with their special guest star Kevin Bacon. While the band was playing the song, the residents of Knowhere exchanged gifts. After they finished the song, Bacon left Knowhere to and returned to Earth.[2]
Members[]
| Name | Position | Status |
|---|---|---|
| Bzermikitokolok | Lead Vocals / Lead Guitar | Active |
| Kortolbookalia | Electric Bass | Active |
| Phloko | Drums | Active |
| Sliyavastojoo | Guitar | Active |
| Kevin Bacon | Lead Vocals / Lead Guitar | Inactive |
