A collection of quotes from the S.H.I.E.L.D. agent, Billy Koenig.

Billy Koenig.

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

Episode 2.01: Shadows

Spoken by Billy Keonig

"So, the guy was bulletproof, huh? That's sweet."
―Billy Keonig[src]


"It's Private Tilden, isn't it?"
"Yes, sir."
"Well, I don't care I about this register or that. I want General Jones and his friends sent directly to the ordnance depot to meet me."
"Go bigger. Go bigger."
"...Or I'll have you so deep in horse manure, son, you'll need a damn snorkel."
Phil Coulson, Tilden and Billy Koenig[src]

Episode 2.09: ...Ye Who Enter Here

Spoken by Billy Koenig

"I'm Billy, Sam's the shorter one."
Billy Koenig[src]

Spoken about Billy Koenig

"I'm Sam, Billy's the shorter one."
Sam Koenig[src]


"I was just wondering, how many of you are there, any way? Brothers, I mean."
"Look at him. He fell for it."
"That gets people all the time."
"Yeah, yeah, you, you got me. You got me good."
Antoine Triplett, Billy Koenig and Sam Koenig[src]

Episode 2.10: What They Become


"Where's your brother been hiding?"
"Well, all this excitement fried his circuits. His cooling system kicked in and he's recharging his batteries."
"I know what you're doing."
Antoine Triplett and Billy Koenig[src]

Episode 4.12: Hot Potato Soup

Spoken about Billy Koenig

"Agent Coulson, this is Agent Koenig. They've got Agent Koenig. I repeat they've got Agent Koenig!"
Sam Koenig[src]


"You two will want to get acquainted. You're the last one the other's gonna see alive."
"Yeah, well, we're ready to die!"
"No! No. No, no, no, no. I'm extremely not ready to die."
Tucker Shockley, Billy Koenig and Holden Radcliffe[src]
"The one who comes in this room next won't be me. The man who comes in here will do things to you that I can't even watch. He will break you."
"Yeah, well, Koenigs don't break. All right? We're programmed to take pain, so bring it on! Bring it on! Oh, my God. I'm in so much pain. I don't think I can take this. That guy hits really hard."
Tucker Shockley and Billy Koenig[src]
"I don't care what this is or what you guys do. I'm not gonna talk."
"You won't have to. That's the beauty of it. This machine will allow me access to his mind. We'll get all the information we need without laying a hand on him."
"Well, you're not gonna get anything out of me. Because my mind is a steel trap inside of a sealed box surrounded by quicksand and oh, is that a puppy?"
Holden Radcliffe and Billy Koenig[src]
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