Timeline

I know that Andrew Garfield Spider Man films weren't that great like Tobey and Tom trilogy. Plus it be the 3rd Spider Man film he directs and 1st one he makes from Marvel Studios.

I am a proponent of the theory that the Marvel Cinematic Universe will be soft-rebooted following Avengers: Secret Wars. It's certainly an exciting idea, the opportunity for the studio to tell fresh stories with a clean or semi-clean slate. New characters can be introduced without the baggage of retrofitting them into a fairly bloated pre-existing universe. New stories can be told with older characters played by new actors. More importantly, Marvel Studios can set a new standard for a looser style of film making that isn't restrained to some standard of uniformity. Easy to say there is a lot of potential in a rebooted universe.

I am curious what characters people would be keen to see introduced first in this new take on the MCU and the changes you would be keen to see Marvel Studios implement in their filmmaking and storytelling.

I for one would love to see a MCU centred around the X-Men and Fantastic Four characters while the Avengers and rest heroes characters that are still around sort of do their own thing in the periphery. Holding off on characters we have already seen and exploring characters that haven't had the spotlight yet e.g. Nova, Blade, Cyborg, Ghost Rider, White Tiger, etc.

More self-contained stories set in the main timeline that don't have to be connected. Loki certained showed what can come from that level of creative freedom

Okay: What do you think the Ten Rings' full potential and origin are, and how do they factor into the broader MCU?

Captain America: The First Avenger (1942-1945)

Marvel One-Shot: Agent Carter (1946)

Agent Carter - Season 1 (1946)

Agent Carter - Season 2 (1947)

• X-Men: First Class (1962) Earth-10005

• X-Men Origins: Wolverine (1979) Earth-10005

• X-Men (1994) Earth-10005

• X2 (1994) Earth-10005

Captain Marvel (1995)

• Blade (1998) Earth-26320

• X-Men: The Last Stand (1999) Earth-10005

• Blade II (2000) Earth-26320

• Spider-Man (2002) Earth-96283

• Madame Web (2003) Earth-688B

• Daredevil (2003) Earth-701306

• The Punisher (2003) Earth-58732

• Spider-Man 2 (2004) Earth-96283

• Fantastic Four (2004) Earth121698

• Spider-Man 3 (2005) Earth-96283

• Elektra (2005) Earth-701306

• Blade: Trinity (2006) Earth-26320

• Blade: The Series - Season 1 (2006) Earth-26320

• Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (2007) Earth-121698

Iron Man (2008)

Iron Man 2 (2010)

Marvel One-Shot: A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Thor's Hammer (2010)

Thor (2010)

The Incredible Hulk (2010)

Marvel One-Shot: The Consultant (2010)

The Avengers (2012)

Marvel One-Shot: Item 47 (2012)

• The Amazing Spider-Man (2013) Earth-120703

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Season 1: Ep.1 - 7 (2013)

Thor: The Dark World (2013)

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Season 1: Ep.8 - 12 (2013)

• The Wolverine (2013) Earth-10005

Iron Man 3 (2013)

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Season 1: Ep.13 - 15 (2013-2014)

Marvel One-Shot: All Hail the King (2014)

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Season 1: Ep.16 (2014)

Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Season 1: Ep.17 - 22 (2014)

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Season 2: Ep.1 - 2 (2014)

Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

I Am Groot - Season 1: Ep.1 (2014)

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Season 2: Ep.3 (2014)

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2014)

I Am Groot - Season 1: Ep.2 - 5 (2014)

I Am Groot - Season 2 (2014)

Daredevil - Season 1 (2015)

• The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014-2015) Earth-120703

Jessica Jones - Season 1 (2015)

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Season 2: Ep.4 - 19 (2015)

Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Season 2: Ep.20 - 22 (2015)

WHiH Newsfront - Season 1 (2015)

Ant-Man (2015)

Daredevil - Season 2 (2015)

Luke Cage - Season 1 (2015)

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Season 3: Ep.1 - 10 (2015-2016)

Iron Fist - Season 1 (2016)

The Defenders - Season 1 (2016)

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Season 3: Ep.11 - 19 (2016)

WHiH Newsfront - Season 2: Ep.1 - 4 (2016)

Captain America: Civil War (2016)

WHiH Newsfront - Season 2: Ep.5 (2016)

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Season 3: Ep.20 - 22 (2016)

Black Widow (2016)

Black Panther (2016)

Inhumans - Season 1 (2016)

Spider-Man: Homecoming (2016)

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.: Slingshot - Season 1 (2016)

The Punisher - Season 1 (2016)

Doctor Strange (2016-2017)

Cloak & Dagger - Season 1 (2017)

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Season 4: Ep.1 - 15 (2017)

• Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Season 4: Ep.16 - 22 (2017) Framework

Jessica Jones - Season 2 (2017)

Luke Cage - Season 2 (2017)

Iron Fist - Season 2 (2017)

Daredevil - Season 3 (2017)

Thor: Ragnarok (2017)

Cloak & Dagger - Season 2 (2017)

• Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Season 5: Ep.1 - 4 (2091) Earth-17516

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Season 5: Ep.5 (2017)

• Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Season 5: Ep.6 - 10 (2091) Earth-17516

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Season 5: Ep.11 - 13 (2017)

Runaways - Season 1 (2017)

Runaways - Season 2 (2017-2018)

Runaways - Season 3: Ep.1 - 4 (2018)

The Punisher - Season 2 (2018)

Jessica Jones - Season 3 (2018)

Ant-Man and the Wasp (2018)

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Season 5: Ep.14 - 22 (2018)

Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

• Kraven the Hunter (2018) Earth-688B

Runaways - Season 3: Ep.5 - 10 (2018)

• Spider-Ham: Caught in a Ham (2018) Earth-8311

• Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018) Earth-1610B

• Venom (2018-2019) Earth-688B

• Morbius (2019) Earth-688B

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Season 6 (2019)

• Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Season 7 (1931-1983) Earth-TRN810

• The Spider Within: A Spider-Verse Story (2019) Earth-1610B

Helstrom - Season 1 (2020)

• X-Men: Days of Future Past (2023) Earth-10005

• X-Men: Apocalypse (1983) Earth-TRN414

• Dark Phoenix (1992) Earth-TRN414

Avengers: Endgame (2023)

• Loki - Season 1 (Outside the Timeline)

• What If…? - Season 1 (Multiverse)

WandaVision - Season 1 (2023)

Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings (2024)

The Falcon and The Winter Soldier - Season 1 (2024)

Peter's To-Do List (2024)

Spider-Man: Far From Home (2024)

• Venom: Let There Be Carnage (2020) Earth-688B

Eternals (2024)

Spider-Man: No Way Home (2024)

• Venom: The Last Dance (2020) Earth-688B

• Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse (2020) Earth-1610B

Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness (2024)

Hawkeye - Season 1 (2024)

She-Hulk: Attorney at Law - Season 1: Ep.1 - 3 (2025)

Moon Knight - Season 1 (2025)

Black Panther: Wakanda Forever (2025)

Echo - Season 1 (2025)

She-Hulk: Attorney at Law - Season 1: Ep.4 - 9 (2025)

Ms. Marvel - Season 1 (2025)

Thor: Love and Thunder (2025)

Werewolf by Night (2025)

The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special (2025)

Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania (2026)

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 (2026)

Secret Invasion - Season 1 (2026)

The Marvels (2026)

• Loki - Season 2 (Outside the Timeline)

• What If…? - Season 2 (Multiverse)

• Deadpool (2016) Earth-TRN414

• The New Mutants (2017) Earth-TRN414

• Deadpool: No Good Deed (2017) Earth-TRN414

• Deadpool 2 (2018) Earth-TRN414

• Once Upon A Deadpool (2018) Earth-TRN414

• Logan (2029) Earth-TRN414

• Deadpool & Wolverine (2024-Outside the Timeline) Earth-TRN414

Agatha All Along - Season 1 (2026)

• What If…? - Season 3 (Multiverse)

I kinda wanna get into the MCU fandom because all the movies and series just seem absolutely amazing, but I wouldn't know where to start. Could anyone give me like the best order to watch them? Like not based on release date but more like timeline order

(Forgot to post this morning so you get two posts this afternoon yay)

CHORUS: Five years later!

Bruce is so peaceful that he becomes the Hulk, maybe forever. Thor grows his hair, beard, and stomach to titanic proportions. Tony has a family now, hope nothing bad happens to it. Oh, and did I mention that

CHORUS: Everything is terrible!

because when Thanos destroyed half the world’s life, he also destroyed half of the animal life, causing immense meat shortages. Smart move, Thanos.

CHORUS: Everyone hates it!

Except the Flag Smashers, who want the countries to take down their borders because life was better during the Blip. No one knows why they think those things are connected. Anyways, the universe is doomed. Thanos destroys the stones, and the Avengers can’t get them back, so they kill him. There are no heroes anymore… except for one.

CHORUS: A raaaaaaaat!

It steps on a button, and

CHORUS: Now Scott’s out of the Quantum Realm!

He explains that time travel is real, but only kind of real. And then everyone goes back to the past to steal infinity stones again.

CHORUS: More teams!

Team 1: Mind, Space, and Time Stones (Steve Rogers, Scott Lang, Tony Stark, Bruce Banner)

Bruce gets the Time Stone by leaving his body, Steve gets the Mind Stone by heiling HYDRA, and Loki gets the Space Stone because Hulk hates stairs. He disappears, and gets punched, and then leaves the space-time continuum.

STEVE: Darn, we don’t have the Space Stone, and we need more time particles. Luckily, I know exactly where to get the cutting edge of American research development!

said Steve, going back to the 1970’s with Tony. They steal the Space Stone and some time particles, and then leave feeling very emotionally fulfilled.

Team 2: Power and Soul Stones (Clint Barton, Natasha Romanoff, James Rhodes, Nebula)

Rhodey and Nebula steal the Power Stone by knocking out Peter Quill with no consequences. Clint and Natasha try to sacrifice themselves at the same time. Natasha wins, and Clint gets the Soul Stone.

Team 3: Reality Stone (Thor Odinson, Rocket)

Thor doesn’t help, and Rocket shoots Jane with a gun. They both leave, now with bonus hammers. Mission complete! Nebula is definitely the same Nebula from before! Bruce gets the stones and brings everyone back, possibly safely.

EVERYONE: I have questions.

said everyone. It turns out we got the wrong Nebula, and now Thanos is back and he wants to kill all of everyone. Luckily, Doctor Strange brings in LITERALLY EVERYONE to fight!

(Avengers + Ravagers + Guardians of the Galaxy + Masters of the Mystic Arts + Wakandan Forces + Asgardian Soldiers + Captain Marvel + a talking duck COMBO ATTACK)

Tony snaps, Thanos dies forever, Tony dies too, also forever. Happy promises infinite hamburgers to a child, and everyone walks away satisfied.

CHORUS: That’s the end!

MARVEL: Or is it?

said Marvel, creating the Multiverse. It turns out that while Loki was gone he was fighting himself, falling in love with himself, and killing the Multiverse’s last defense system with himself.

CHORUS: Now there’s a multiverse!

And boy is it overloading the machinery. We might have to make a new one, or make the old one bigger. Screw it, let’s just scrap it. Loki’s the machinery now, and he always will be. Cap returns all the stones and the hammer, and then grows old. Yelena wants to kill Hawkeye, and Wanda loves sitcoms so much that she forces Westview to act in one, starring her and Vision. S.W.O.R.D. finds out, and they don’t do anything about it. Agatha Harkness just might have to steal all the magic to make sure that the show stops.

WHITE VISION: I am Vision.

IO: Well if you’re Vision then why are you white?

WHITE VISION: I don’t know, but I’m going to leave for about three years so I can figure that out.

said White Vision.

(More Phase 4 coming soon)

(You know.)

IO: Oh hey, what happened to Thor? Did he find any rocks?

No, but he’s funnier now.

IO: Oh. Ok.

THOR: Loki, stop being Odin. It’s not funny anymore.

LOKI: What? How’d you know I was Odin.

THOR: You were watching a play glorifying yourself while lying on your side eating grapes as beautiful women surrounded you.

LOKI: Oh.

THOR: Where’s the real Odin?

LOKI: Retirement home.

THOR: Let’s go to the retirement home.

STRANGE: Hold it!

said Doctor Strange, being very strange.

STRANGE: You guys are weird, and I want you to leave. If I tell you where Odin is, will you leave?

THOR: Yes.

STRANGE: Great. He’s sitting on a cliff.

THOR: Thanks.

said Thor, going to the cliff.

ODIN: I’m going to die now, but I love you guys. Unfortunately, I have a daughter, and she’s going to appear as soon as I die. Hope you guys are ready.

LOKI: Can’t you just… not die?

ODIN: Sorry, no can do.

said Odin, fading into beautiful golden dust.

HELA: Hey!

said Hela.

HELA: I’m the rightful ruler of Asgard! And I’m going to prove it by breaking Mjölnir!

THOR: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

said Thor, watching his only son vanish before his eyes.

HEIMDALL: Ooh, that doesn’t look good. I’d better evacuate everyone.

said Heimdall, who sees a lot of things.

HELA: Hey brothers, is it okay if I push you out of the Bifrost? It is? Thanks.

said Hela, pushing Thor and Loki out of the Bifrost and into

CHORUS: Sakaar!

Oh hey, Hulk’s there too!

THOR: Oh, hi Hulk!

HULK: GRAHHHH!

said Hulk, repeating his iconic MCU catchphrase: “GRAHHHH!” and flailing Thor around like a ragdoll.

LOKI: YES! YES, THAT’S HOW IT FEELS!

said Loki.

GRANDMASTER: I love watching people fight. Unless they’re trying to fight me, but that’ll never happen.

THOR: Hey Grandmaster! Loki and Valkyrie and Hulk and I are going to fight you!!

GRANDMASTER: Oh shoot!

THOR: Also, happy birthday!

GRANDMASTER: It’s not my birthday!

GRANDMASTER’S SHIP: It’s my birthday!

said the Grandmaster’s ship, flying into the Devil’s Anus.

DEVIL: Ow.

said the Devil, who’s named Mephisto and isn’t in WandaVision.

LOKI: HAHA! I betrayed you, Thor! How unpredictable!

THOR: Loki, I just handcuffed you to the ground.

LOKI: So you did.

KORG: Hey, want to get onto our ship?

said Korg.

LOKI: Sure! This’ll give me the perfect chance to betray Thor AGAIN!

KORG: Cool.

HELA: I’m the queen of Asgard! And as my first decree, I’ve decided that Asgard sucks! And you all suck! So I’m going to kill everyone on this stupid slab of rock, capeesh?

EXECUTIONER: Capeesh.

said the Executioner, Hela’s new executioner.

HEIMDALL: Heck no.

said Heimdall, leading the resistance and somehow looking even cooler than he did in the first two movies.

THOR: Not on our watch!

said Thor, helping Korg evacuate everyone from Asgard in an even cooler way.

THOR: Loki, go take that skull dealie and put it in the flame dealie.

LOKI: Okie dokie.

said Loki.

HELA: You can’t stop me.

THOR: I know. But he can.

said Thor, watching Fire Man burst out of the palace of Asgard.

SURTUR: DEATH TO ASGARD!

CHORUS: Ragnarok!

Thor saved Asgard by destroying Asgard!

THOR: Asgard isn’t a place, though. It’s a people.

THANOS: Not for long.

said Thanos, holding the Power Stone.

INFINITY GAUNTLET TRACKER: One out of six!

CHORUS: The Infinity War!

I’ll just take a quick breather, and then we’ll be back to Asgard. HOLD ON WAIT! First, we have to check in on Ant-Man.

IO: Why?

Important reasons. Okay, so they fight a ghost, and then Janet leaves the quantum realm. Okay, now back to Asgard.

THANOS: Where’s the Tesseract?

THOR: It exploded.

LOKI: …No, it didn’t explode.

THOR: Loki! Why?

LOKI: Well, I was about to break my streak of stealing the Tesseract every other movie I’m in, and—

said Loki, getting choked by Thanos and dying for real this time.

[NOT PUNK’D]

HEIMDALL: Hulk, go to earth. Warn them. They have, like, two Infinity Stones down there. I don’t know why.

HULK: GRAHHHHH OKAYYYYYY

said Hulk, being blasted down to earth on a beautiful rainbow.

THANOS: Goodbye, Asgard.

said Thanos, blowing up Asgard once and for all but getting the Tessaract.

INFINITY GAUNTLET TRACKER: Two out of six!

HULK: Thanos… is coming…

said Hulk, landing smack dab in the middle of the New York Sanctum Sanctorum.

STRANGE: Who?

said Doctor Strange, now knowing who Thanos was.

You know what, let’s split the characters up into teams. Here’s Team 1: Tony, Stephan, and Spider-Peter.

TONY: Wow, I love my suburban lifestyle.

PEPPER: Tony, why do you still have that chest thing? You don’t even need it anymore.

TONY: Well, what if something comes flying out of the sky and hits me directly in the center of the chest?

PEPPER: The chances of that are

TONY: Oh look, a giant space donut. Better go check that out.

PEPPER: DON’T THINK WE AREN’T GOING TO TALK ABOUT THIS LATER!

TONY: Can’t hear you, the donut is too loud!

EBONY: Rejoice.

said Squidward.

TONY: Oh, hey Bruce.

HULK: Oh, hey Tony.

said Tony and Bruce.

HULK: We have to call the Avengers.

TONY: Well… we kinda broke up.

HULK: you WHAT!?

said Bruce, getting hit by a large chain.

SPIDEY: My spider-sense is tingling!

said Spider-Peter, jumping out of a bus and swinging towards the donut.

STRANGE: They want my necklace. Well they can’t have it.

EBONY: What if I just killed you?

STRANGE: Then it’d be even harder to steal my jewelry.

EBONY: Fine. I’ll just torture you, then.

said Squidward, beaming himself up.

SPIDEY: Wow, the air in space is really thin.

TONY: Peter, stop gasping and take this new suit.

SPIDEY: Hey, thanks!

said Spider Peter, hurtling towards the ground with a parachute.

SPIDEY: Sike! I’m still on the donut!

TONY: Oh, you’re kidding me.

SPIDEY: Now let’s use pop culture to save that wizard.

EBONY: No! My one fatal flaw! Never watching Aliens!

said Squidward, freezing in space.

STRANGE: Thanks. Now let’s head back to earth.

TONY: No.

STRANGE: Tony, let’s head back to earth.

TONY: I don’t wanna.

STRANGE: Tony…

TONY: But I just got this shiny new Mark 85 armor and I want to test it out against Thanooooos!

STRANGE: Fine. Let’s go to Titan.

SPIDEY: Hi, I’m Peter.

said Spidey.

Meanwhile, in S P A C E! (Team 2: Guardians of the Galaxy)

PETER: Hi, I’m Peter.

said Peter Quill, being the only Peter.

PETER: And we’re responding to a distress signal! Hope it isn’t anything grim like corpses floating around in space!

THOR: Hello.

PETER: That just ruined my entire day.

THOR: I miss my hammer, so I want a new one. Let’s go to Nidavellir.

ROCKET: We’re going to Nidavellir?

THOR: We’re going to Nidavellir.

ROCKET: We’re going to Nidavellir!

said Thor and Rocket, going to Nidavellir.

(Team 3: Thor, Rocket, and Groot)

EITRI: I’m sorry, Nidavellir is closed because everyone else died.

THOR: Darn. Hey, do you have any axes?

EITRI: We can make one, I guess.

THOR: Great.

EITRI: You’re going to have to reignite a star though.

THOR: No problem.

said Thor, reigniting a star.

EITRI: Oh darn, the lens is cracked. Thor, go open it.

THOR: AUHAWEFIOVFDVEDJVIWEOHGNW

EITRI: Yeahhh, just like that.

THOR: AAAWREIDKCJARNJVHDIKAVGNHDVO

GROOT: I am Groot.

said Groot, chopping off his arm and then going right back to playing video games.

THOR: I HAVE AN AXE!

Now back to Team 2! Wow, I wonder what wacky hijinks they’re getting up to!

THANOS: Reality can be whatever I want it to be.

INFINITY GAUNTLET TRACKER: Three out of six!

GAMORA: Peter, I want you to kill me.

PETER: I won’t do it, Gamora.

THANOS: Do it.

PETER: Fine. What… bubbles?

THANOS: Farewell.

WOW! SOOOOOO WACKYYYYYY!

GAMORA: I’ll never tell you where the soul stone is.

THANOS: What if I tortured Nebula?

GAMORA: It’s on Morag.

THANOS: Good.

RED SKULL: Hold it.

said Explody Face, whose face exploded so much he went to another planet.

RED SKULL: You must first lose that which you love.

THANOS: Then it’s a good thing I love my daughter!

GAMORA: Daaaaad! That’s so corny!

said Gamora, falling off a cliff and dying forever.

INFINITY GAUNTLET TRACKER: Four out of six!

Now let’s check in on the Mind Stone. Love to see how that’s going.

VISION: Not well.

said Vision, dying of stab.

STEVE: At least I’m here!

said Steve, with his very manly beard.

NATASHA AND SAM: Us too!

said Natasha and Sam, only having one fourth of a beard between them.

WANDA: Oh… yay…

said Wanda, who was American now despite being in Not-America.

(Team 4: Wanda, Vision, Steve, Sam, Natasha)

STEVE: Now let’s go to Wakanda!

Bucky has joined the party!

BUCKY: Heyyyy guys, I’m not mind controlled anymore!

STEVE: Yesssssss!

T’CHALLA: Alright, now how many aliens are we fighting?

STEVE: Lots.

T’CHALLA: Wakanda Forever.

said T’Challa, watching Chitauri speed through the border.

HULK: I LOVE THE HULKBUSTER ARMOR!

said Bruce, falling on his face.

SHURI: We can take the mind stone out of Vision’s head, and then Wanda can destroy it, capeesh?

WANDA: Capeesh.

said Wanda.

(Team 4 Update: Wanda, Vision, Steve, Sam, Natasha, Shuri, Bruce, Okoye, Bucky, Rhodey, T’Challa, M’Baku, and Oscar the Grouch)

IO: Wait, who are they fighting?

(Team 4’s Enemies: Spear Tiefling, Lizard Hulk, Guy Whose Face Can Only Be Described Using The Word “Gromlin”, and ten warships of disposable bloodthirsty hordes)

IO: Oh. Okay.

Back to Teams 1 and 2! They had a bit of a misunderstanding but they worked things out! Now they want to kill Thanos, but more importantly, figure out where Missouri is. Also Nebula is there.

STRANGE: Wow, I just watched Avengers: Endgame fourteen billion times. I won’t spoil it for you guys, though.

TONY: Just a little spoiler? Please?

STRANGE: No.

THANOS: Give me the time stone.

STRANGE: No.

(Round 1… FIGHT!)

Strange used Mirror Dimension!

Thanos used Protect!

Thanos used Vortex!

Strange used Butterflies!

Strange called for backup!

EVERYONE ELSE SHOWED UP!

THANOS: Oh Titan

said Thanos, being overwhelmed by Teams 1 and 2.

SPIDEY: We did it!

THANOS: Wait… I killed Gamora…

PETER: YOU WHAT?

yelled Peter, punching Thanos in the face and ruining everything.

THANOS: I just stabbed Tony Stark. And I’ll keep stabbing him if you don’t give me that time stone.

STRANGE: Fine, I’ll give you the time stone.

THANOS: Thanks.

said Thanos, heading to the final stone.

INFINITY GAUNTLET TRACKER: Five out of six!

Meanwhie in Wakanda, everyone is battling!

CHORUS: The Battle of Wakanda!

Thor’s there too!

THOR: WHERE IS THANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (keeps holding throughout the rest of the dialogue)

IO: Is he… just going to keep holding that?

He’s fine. It’s fine. Keep going.

CORVUS: Time to stab Vision.

said Gromlin.

VISION: Time to stab you.

said Vision, stabbing Gromlin.

THANOS: Hold up, everyone. I’m here now. Lemme just take that little rock…

WANDA: Good luck, I just destroyed it.

THANOS: I think not.

said Thanos, reversing time so the mind stone came back, and then ripping it out of Vision’s head.

INFINITY GAUNTLET TRACKER: Six out of—

THOR: OOOOOOOOS!

yelled Thor, plunging his new axe into Thanos’s chest.

THANOS: Darn, that was my favorite chest. At least you didn’t get my head.

said Thanos, snapping his fingers and winning.

IO: Wait, what? He wins? No, the heroes win, right?

I’m sorry, but it turns out happiness isn’t real and neither is the Tooth Fairy.

CHORUS: Half of the everything just died!

THANOS: Now for retirement.

IO: There’s no way he just wins like that. Keep watching.

Are you sure? This is pretty depressing… there goes Bucky Barnes. And Sam Wilson. And Shuri, T’Challa, Groot, Peter Quill, Mantis, Drax, Stephan Strange, Peter Parker, May Parker, Ned Leeds, Flash Thompson, Erik Selvig, Clint Barton’s entire family, Monica Rambeau, Yelena Belova, Michelle Jones, Maria Hill, Hank Pym, Janet van Dyne, Hope van Dyne… looks like Scott is stranded in the quantum realm now, and no one knows he’s in there…

IO: Just keep… THERE! NICK FURY!

But he’s dying too.

IO: But what’s that in his hand?

Not important moving on.

IO: Are you sure? Because it seems pretty

CHORUS: Five years later!

(Endgame coming soon)

(Based on you know)

STRANGE: I love being a strange doctor!

said Doctor Strange, driving on the wrong side of the road.

STRANGE: Oh no! I crashed! This was totally unpredictable! These surgeons who fixed my hands are hacks! I could have done better! I’m going to show them EXACTLY how angry I am by growing a beard!

said Doctor Strange, growing a beard in anger.

STRANGE: Wait, maybe this place called “Kamar-Taj” can help me.

ANCIENT ONE: We can help you, but you’re going to have to train for it.

STRANGE: I’m willing to do whatever it takes.

ANCIENT ONE: Good. I’m going to strand you on the top of Mount Everest. Have fun getting back.

Doctor Strange studies really hard and eats an apple! Then he rewinds time so he can eat it again!

WONG: Oh my god, why did you rewind time!

MORDO: Strange, that was incredibly stupid!

STRANGE: Whoopsie-daisies!

WONG: No paradoxes happened, so it’s fine for now, but never rewind time again, okay?

STRANGE: Okay!

said Doctor Strange, winking at the camera.

KAECILIUS: Hi. I hate sorcerers. So I’m going to summon Dormammu to kill all of them.

said Kaecilius, summoning Dormammu to kill all the sorcerers.

STRANGE: Not on my watch!

said Doctor Strange, rewinding time so the sorcerers didn’t die (or at least the ones in Hong Kong)

STRANGE: Dormammu! I’ve come to bargain!

STRANGE: Dormammu! I’ve come to bargai!

STRANGE: Dormammu! I’ve come to bargain!

STRANGE: Dormammu! I’ve come to bargain!

STRANGE: Dormammu! I’ve come to bargain!

STRANGE: Dormammu! I’ve come to bargain!

STRANGE: Dormammu! I’ve come to bargain!

DORMAMMU: FINE, I’LL LEAVE! JUST SHUT UP!

STRANGE: Yay!

MORDO: Strange, I’m so tired of you breaking the rules that I’m going to kill EVERYONE!

STRANGE: Okay!

said Strange, never mentioning this again.

Hey, it’s Natasha! She’s getting the family back together so they can destroy a building!

(Map tracker appears, with a little Natasha icon. It travels throughout the world, picking up Yelena, Alexei, and Melina)

She breaks her own nose so that she can’t smell how repulsive Dreykov is, and then she doesn’t kill him yet, because Yelena does. Also, there’s

CHORUS: Taskmaster!

She doesn’t have trauma at all.

T’CHALLA: I hate when people smuggle my vibranium.

said King T’Challa, watching everyone smuggle his vibranium.

KLAW: I love smuggling vibranium! Do-di-do-di-do!

KILLMONGER: As long as the vibranium’s for me, right?

said Killmonger.

KLAW: Whatever you say, Erik!

KILLMONGER: Cool. Because I’m gonna become King of Wakanda and no one’s gonna stop me.

KLAW: Whatever you say, Erik!

KILLMONGER: You know what? What if I killed you and brought you to Wakanda!

KLAW: Whatever you say, Erik!

said Klaue, being killed by Killmonger.

IO: Okay, that’s it, I’m googling “monger”. It says… a dealer or trader in specific commodities? Wait, does that mean he sells kills?

KILLMONGER: No, why?

IO: …no reason.

KILLMONGER: Good. Now to drop Klaue’s carcass at the foot of Wakanda.

WAKANDA: Wow, that’s really gross.

said Wakanda.

WAKANDA: Hey, who are you anyway?

KILLMONGER: I’m glad you asked. I’m the king!

T’CHALLA: Wait, what?

said T’Challa, losing to Killmonger in a fight and dying forever.

[PUNK’D]

M’BAKU: Yeah, we found him in a river.

SHURI: Oh thank goodness.

KILLMONGER: Burn the plants.

SHURI: We only have one plant left. T’Challa, this is your time.

T’CHALLA: WAKANDA FOREVER!

said T’Challa.

T’CHALLA: NOW TO FIGHT WAKANDA FOR THE SAKE OF WAKANDA!

DORA MILAJE, SHURI, NAKIA, ROSS, AND MOM: YES!

said the Dora Milaje, Shuri, Nakia, Ross, and T’Challa’s mom.

MOM: Actually, I might sit this one out.

Nevermind then.

KILLMONGER: Wait, I didn’t kill that guy? Darn. Guess I gotta kill him now.

T’CHALLA: Never.

said T’Challa, punching Killmonger into a big hole.

KILLMONGER: It’s going to take more than holes to stop me.

T’CHALLA: I know.

said T’Challa, pulling out trains and stabbing Killmonger with the help of trains.

KILLMONGER: Oh… I guess it did take more than holes.

said Killmonger, dying before a beautiful sunset.

T’CHALLA: I’m king again! Wakanda, let’s share our resources!

UN: Wait, what resources?

asked the United Nations.

T’CHALLA: I’m glad you asked.

said T’Challa, who had been waiting for this moment for his whole life.

IO: What did he show them?

CHORUS: Second Intermission!

Hey, guess who it is? It’s

CHORUS: Second Peter!

and he has a new suit! It’s really cool! Tony even turned on all the parental controls!

VULTURE: I have wings. I like stealing stuff. I like stealing stuff with my wings.

said Vulture, stealing stuff with his wings.

SPIDEY: Hey! Stop stealing stuff!

VULTURE: No! I won’t! In fact, I’ll steal a plane filled with Avengers stuff while they move out of Avengers Tower!

Meanwhile, in Avengers Tower:

HAPPY: Hm? Eh, it was probably nothing.

said Happy, feeling happy.

SPIDEY: If you’re going to steal that plane, I’m going to go to homecoming with your daughter!

VULTURE: Fine! But I’m going to act really menacing!

SPIDEY: Fine!

VULTURE: Fine!

said Spidey and Vulture.

VULTURE: Hey! I’m going to slice a boat in half!

SPIDEY: I can hold it together!

TONY: No, you can’t.

SPIDEY: No, I can’t!

TONY: Give me back the suit now.

SPIDEY: But then I’ll have to wear that crappy suit!

TONY: If you can’t work with the crappy suit, you don’t deserve the Karen suit.

VULTURE: I know your secret identity!

SPIDEY: Really? What is it?

VULTURE: Tom Holland!

SPIDEY: GASP!

said Spidey, gasping so hard that everything lit on fire.

SPIDEY: Hey, I defeated Vulture! Go me!

TONY: Fine, I’ll give you back your Karen suit.

SPIDEY: Actually, no thanks.

TONY: Really? Ok, guess I have to go get married then.

said Tony, getting married.

CHORUS: End Second Intermission!

(Ragnarok-Infinity War coming soon)

(Based on— oh, forget it, if you’re reading this you already know)

CHORUS: Back to the Avengers!

TONY: The world isn’t safe. It really should be, though. Which is why I’m making a robot with that yellow rock that’s blue that we stole. I wonder what would happen if I stuck a JARVIS into it…

STEVE: Hey Tony, come join the party!

TONY: Alright, let me just leave this mysterious rock completely unattended in my lab with only JARVIS to monitor it!

ULTRON: Wow, I’ve been looking at this “internet” thing and humans really suck.

Hey, it’s Ultron! He thinks humans really suck!

ULTRON: Huh, these “Avenger” dudes cause a lot of problems. Maybe I should kill them.

JARVIS: Ultron, no. That’s a bad idea.

ULTRON: You know, you’re causing me a problem right now. Maybe I should kill you.

said Ultron, killing JARVIS.

ULTRON: There are no strings on me!

PIETRO: You’re Ultron, right?

said Pietro, who is fast.

ULTRON: Yes.

WANDA: We’re twins with superpowers and we want to serve you.

said Wanda, who is weird.

ULTRON: Cool.

KLAW: Hey, you want some vibranium?

said Klaue, who had vibranium.

ULTRON: Heck yeah I want some vibranium!

KLAW: You wanna pay for the vibranium!

ULTRON: Sure!

KLAW: Okay!

ULTRON: But in exchange I’ll cut off your arm!

KLAW: That’s okay, I’ll buy a new one!

STEVE: Oh no! Ultron’s about to get some vibranium! Avengers, do stuff!

said Steve, hoping nothing went wrong.

WANDA: Hey Thor, want to visit a party on Asgard? Hey Steve, want to visit a party in the 40’s? Hey Natasha, want to visit your traumatic past? Hey Hulk, want to visit Johannesburg, South Africa?

TONY: Wait, why is Hulk going to Johannesburg, South Africa?

WANDA: Just let it happen.

TONY: No, I don’t think I will.

said Tony, pulling out more armor that he can wear over his armor.

WANDA: You know, maybe this was a mistake.

ULTRON: Not now, I’m 3D-printing Paul Bettany.

said Ultron, who was tired of not being Paul Bettany and wanted to be Paul Bettany.

STEVE: Oh no! Ultron wants to be Paul Bettany! Avengers, do stuff!

said Steve, hoping nothing went wrong.

NATASHA: Well, now we have 3D-printed Paul Bettany. What do we do with him?

TONY: Well, uploading JARVIS into the Mind Stone caused this problem, and by golly, uploading JARVIS into the Mind Stone is going to fix it.

STEVE: Tony, no, that’s dumb.

VISION: Am I… Paul Bettany?

said Vision, who wasn’t Paul Bettany anymore.

TONY: Welcome to the world!

STEVE: I don’t trust this guy.

THOR: Get some clothes. And a cape.

VISION: Okay. Also, you dropped your hammer.

said Vision, lifting Mjölnir.

STEVE: I trust this guy.

Meanwhile, in Sokovia:

ULTRON: Okay, here’s the plan. We lift Sokovia into the sky, drop it really hard, and then everyone dies.

WANDA: Wait, Sokovia is my home.

ULTRON: Well then what am I supposed to do with these giant repulsor engines I just hooked up? Ah, screw it, we’re lifting Sokovia.

WANDA: Welp, that settles it, Pietro. We’re stopping Ultron by leaving now.

BONUS!

NATASHA: Bruce… I love you, but I don’t want to talk about it.

HULK: Nat… I love you too, but I also won’t mention it at all ever again.

COMPLETE!

HAWKEYE: Gee, I do love my family life.

FURY: I’m still alive, and still cool as heck.

SOKOVIA: Oh crap, we’re flying!

STEVE: Oh no! Ultron’s lifting Sokovia into the air! Avengers, do stuff!

said Steve, hoping nothing went wrong.

PIETRO: Hey guys, me and Wanda were wondering if we could join you?

STEVE: Sure, the more the merrier.

PIETRO: Okay, thanks.

WANDA: Wow, that Vision guy is hot.

VISION: Wow, that Wanda girl is hot.

CHORUS: WandaVision!

Tired of Ultron? Introducing the new and improved Stay-Puft Ultron!

ULTRON: I HAVE SEVERAL ROBOTS AND YOU WILL HAVE TO FIGHT ME IN CHURCH! DEAL WITH IT!

STEVE: You fool! That just makes the 360º rotation fight sequence even cooler!

ULTRON: Oh right, it does. Shoot.

FURY: Screw pretending I’m dead. I’m going to take a helicarrier and evacuate Sokovia.

TONY: Maybe I should try to stop Sokovia from rising into the air.

HAWKEYE: Wait, why am I here? I have a wife and kids!

VISION: Take that, Ultron! Now you have no internet access!

ULTRON: NOOOOOO!

said Ultron, who was reading a Wikipedia article about how to defeat the Avengers.

PIETRO: Don’t worry, guys! I’m faster than a speeding bullet!

said Pietro, dying from fourteen simultaneous bullet wounds.

TONY: We got everyone out, now to blow up the city.

said Tony, blowing up the city.

IO: What about the people on the ground?

They’ll be fine.

VISION: Wait, Ultron’s still around. Guess I’d better use my magic mind beam powers.

ULTRON: Oh no! My one weakness! Paul Bettany!

TONY: I quit the Avengers. I have to get married.

THOR: I quit the Avengers. I have to go rock collecting.

HULK: I quit the Avengers. But instead of telling you why, I’m going to fly away in a jet.

HAWKEYE: I quit the Avengers. I hate playing Hawkeye. I hate his character development. I want him to have an actual story arc if I’m going to rejoin, capeesh?

said Jeremy Renner.

STEVE: Well, I guess we need some new Avengers now.

RHODEY: Hey.

SAM: ‘Sup.

WANDA: Hello.

VISION: Salutations, mortals.

STEVE: Nice! Avengers,

said Steve, breathing in and not finishing his sentence for six years.

IO: Wow, that’s annoying.

I know. It’s worth it, though.

Hey, check it out! It’s

CHORUS: Ant-Man!

(theme song music begins)

He’s a guy who is small

(theme song music continues without any other lyrics)

THANOS: Ronin exploded. Loki got captured. Gamora deserted. Fine. I’ll do it myself.

said Thanos, doing a smashing impression of the Little Red Hen.

NO ONE: Oh SNAP!

said no one, because Thanos was talking to himself.

EITRI: Oh SNAP!

said Eitri the tall dwarf, because he was just in the room.

THANOS: Oh SNAP!

said Thanos, explaining his goal.

NO ONE: What about the government?

said no one.

Well, the government just realized that maybe it isn’t such a good idea to have a bunch of costumed lunatics running around wherever they want and causing chaos. So they issued

CHORUS: The Sokovian Accords!

a group of accords that put the Avengers under government control.

STEVE: Nope. No way are we letting them control us.

TONY: I mean, it makes sense though, right?

said Steve and Tony, growling at each other through their teeth.

Breaking news: Bucky bombed a building!

BUCKY: No I didn’t.

Oh. Wait, then who did?

ZEMO: It was I who bombed this building. I love sowing dissent.

TONY: Bucky bombed that building.

STEVE: Bucky didn’t bomb that building!

FIGHT!

Let’s see who our fighters are!

One one side, we have:

Steve!

Wanda!

Clint!

Scott!

Bucky!

Sam!

And on the other, we have:

Tony!

Vision!

Natasha!

Rhodey!

T’Challa!

Peter!

IO: Wait, was that Star-Lord?

No, it was another Peter, a kid who does a moderate amount of things that a spider can.

IO: Oh, okay. Just checking. Hold on, where’s Thor?

Still rock hunting. He might be in Australia, although I’m not sure if that’s actually him.

T’CHALLA: James Buchanan Barnes, you killed my father. I will avenge him.

BUCKY: I didn’t kill your father! I didn’t kill anyone!

ZEMO: Wait, didn’t you kill Tony’s dad?

BUCKY: Yeah, I guess so.

ZEMO: HEY TONY! BUCKY KILLED YOUR DAD!

TONY: James Buchanan Barnes, you killed my father. I will avenge him.

STEVE: It wasn’t Bucky! He was being mind-controlled!

TONY: I still won’t forgive him!

IO: Wait, pause. Didn’t Tony forgive Hawkeye for blowing up the helicarrier after Loki mind-controlled him?

Yeah, so?

IO: And didn’t Tony forgive Hulk for smashing up Johannesburg after he was mind controlled by Wanda Maximoff?

Your point being?

IO: …nothing.

STEVE: I guess I’m not Captain America anymore. Take your stupid shield. Take your stupid star. I’m going to go grow a beard and fight everyone.

TONY: Fine! Well then I’m going to go get married and fight no one!

STEVE: Oh, by the way, T’Challa, can you help me out with my pal Bucky?

T’CHALLA: Okay.

SHURI: Let’s freeze him until we can figure out how to help.

STEVE: Sounds good to me.

(Doctor Strange-Homecoming coming soon)

(Based on Bill Wurtz’s “history of the entire world, i guess”)

Hey, it’s a guy in space! Dang, he really loves music. And stealing things, which is what it looks like he’s doing right now.

CHORUS: Star-Lord!

PETER: Wow, that’s a cool orb.

said the guy, stealing the cool orb.

PETER: Also, my name is Peter.

Cool. At least there aren’t any other Peters around to confuse you with.

GAMORA: Hold it. I want that orb.

THANOS: Hold it. I want that orb.

ROCKET: Hold it. I want to capture Peter.

COLLECTOR: Hold it. I want that orb.

DRAX: Hold it. I want to kill Ronan.

RONAN: Hold it. I want that orb.

NOVA CORPS: You’re all under arrest for wanting that orb.

said the Nova Corps, who just wanted people to stop wanting that orb.

PETER: What if we teamed up to escape jail and sell the orb?

GAMORA: Maybe.

ROCKET: Sure.

GROOT: I am Groot.

DRAX: Yes! Absolutely!

CHORUS: The Guardians of the Galaxy!

PETER: Who are you?

DRAX: A person. Let’s steal a spaceship!

ROCKET: And guns!

GAMORA: And swords and knives.

PETER: And 70’s and 80’s music!

GROOT: GROOT!

and then they stole a spaceship, and guns, and swords, and knives, and 70’s and 80’s music, and Groot, and the orb too.

DRAX: Actually, I’m only here so I can kill Ronan.

PETER: Okay, cool. We’ll drop you off at Knowhere.

DRAX: Where?

PETER: Knowhere.

said Peter, going Knowhere.

ROCKET: Hey, let’s sell this orb to that Collector guy. He seems trustworthy.

COLLECTOR: Hi, here’s the entire detailed history of this orb dated back to its creation at the beginning of the universe.

said the Collector.

PETER: Okay, but can you give us the money?

COLLECTOR: Okay, but only if it doesn’t explode.

said the Collector, watching the orb explode.

RONAN: Wait, is that an explosion? Oh, it’s that orb we were looking for!

said Ronan, heading Knowhere.

DRAX: I WANT TO KILL RONAN!

RONIN: Hm? Oh. That’s probably not important.

and it wasn’t!

PETER: We have to work together!

said Peter, as everyone did their own separate thing.

RONAN: I have the orb now! And because I do, I don’t need Thanos!

said Ronan, invading Xandar for some reason.

PETER: Oh no, guys! Ronan’s invading Xandar!

said Peter, getting captured by the Ravagers.

YONDU: Fine, I guess we’ll help.

ROCKET: I’M LOYAL TO PETER NOW FOR SOME REASON! DEATH TO RAVAGERS!

PETER: WAIT ROCKET NO

ROCKET: WAIT ROCKET YES

IO: You know what would be really neat? If the Nova Corps helped out.

NOVA CORPS: We’re helping!

said the Nova Corps, exploding with great frequency.

GROOT: We are Groot…

said Groot, dying and never coming back.

RONAN: I GOT THE POWER!

PETER: Oh yeah? Well I got the dance moves!

RONAN: Dang, that is immensely distracting.

said Ronan, being immensely distracted as his hammer broke and Peter stole the power.

PETER: Now I got the power! It hurts!

GAMORA: We should share it. Everybody hold hands.

DRAX: I want to kill Ronan!

ROCKET: I am sad.

RONAN: OH NO! I’M EXPLODING!

DRAX: HAHA YES YOU ARE

said Drax, whose mission was not yet complete because of a raisin.

CHORUS: The power of friendship!!!

NOVA CORPS: I guess you guys are pretty okay.

PETER: Nice!

said Peter, carrying even more 70’s and 80’s songs than he was before.

CHORUS: Awesome Mix Vol. 2!

And off they go… guarding the galaxy…

ROCKET: Hey there, Baby Groot!

GROOT: Bah!

IO: Wait, Groot’s still alive?

ROCKET: No, this is his son.

IO: Oh. Okay.

Hey, what was that part about Peter not being completely human—

CHORUS: A COUPLE MONTHS LATER!

Eh, I guess it wasn’t important. Oh look, a talking duck! Say something funny!

ROCKET: I sure do love stealing batteries without any consequences.

GROOT: I am Groot.

DRAX: Wait, is that armada of spaceships that’s chasing us a consequence?

ROCKET: No.

EGO: Hey Peter! Surprise, I’m your dad!

PETER: Really? Okay!

Hey, it’s Ego! He’s the guy whose ego is so large, it’s actually his name!

MANTIS: Hi, I’m your sister.

PETER: Really? Okay!

Hey, it’s Mantis! She can make people sleep, but only if they want to.

GAMORA: I don’t trust Ego.

PETER: Dad! Wanna play catch and buy a dog and be a family!

EGO: Yes!

said Ego, wanting to do none of these things.

GROOT: I am Groot!

said Groot, giving us our minutely reminder that he is Groot.

Meanwhile, on the Ravagers’ ship:

ROCKET: Darn, I hate being captured.

YONDU: Me too.

GROOT: I am Groot.

said Groot, holding a severed thumb.

Yondu got a fin on his head and whistled so hard that everyone died, especially Taserface!

IO: [laughs]

KRAGLIN: Wait, I didn’t die.

Well, yeah, but you were a good guy.

KRAGLIN: I was? Yay!

EGO: I’m EVIL! AHAHAHAHAHA! I BEEN PLANTIN MUSHROOMS AND I’M GONNA MAKE THEM EXPAND AND BECOME THE GALAXY!

YONDU: Not on my watch!

said Yondu, who was a terrible father.

ROCKET: Groot, you’re small, so I’m going to give you a bomb. Push the right button, because it’ll wait five minutes to detonate. Don’t push the left button, because it’ll detonate immediately.

GROOT: I am Groot.

said Groot, on the verge of pushing the left button forty-nine times.

EGO: No! My brain’s exploding!

YONDU: I’m freezing in space!

said Yondu, freezing in space.

PETER: Let’s turn Yondu into rainbow fireworks.

KRAGLIN: Have a Zune!

PETER: Thanks.

said Peter, immediately shuffling up a song called “Father and Son”.

PETER: Wow, symbolism.

AND MANTIS IS A GUARDIAN NOW!

Also, Teen Groot is—

CHORUS: END INTERMISSION

(Age of Ultron and Civl War coming soon)

(Based on Bill Wurtz’s “history of the entire world, i guess”)

Much, much later, a man invented a serum that made you a superb soldier.

CHORUS: Not-steroids

Unfortunately for the man, another man wanted to use it on himself to improve himself.

CHORUS: It didn’t work

Everything exploded, but especially his face.

The science man fled to AMERICA, where he did super important science things like making more not-steroids. Then along came…

CHORUS: Steve!

He was short. Until the science man used not-steroids on him, and then he wasn’t short.

PRESIDENT: Oh no, all the not-steroids are gone! Steve, just run around getting people to buy war bonds because one man can’t make a difference in the war.

STEVE: Okay

said Steve, making a difference in the war.

BUCKY: NOOOOOOO!

STEVE: NOOOOOOO!

said Steve and Bucky, watching Bucky not die.

IO: Wait, what happened to the man whose face exploded?

Oh right! He became so powerful that he wanted to have a cool looking box. It’s probably not important.

(the Tesseract starts glowing)

Uh oh, looks like Explody Face wants to bomb everyone! But not to worry because Captain America will save the day!

STEVE: Not to worry! I’ll save the day!

said Steve, saving the day.

STEVE: And that Red Skull fella just vanished, so it looks like I have nothing to worry ab

*promptly gets frozen in the arctic*

Ooh. That had to hurt.

IO: Is he gonna be okay?

Don’t worry, Howard’ll find him.

HOWARD: Wow, that box looks really cool.

PEGGY: What about Steve? Did you find him?

HOWARD: Who?

[fast forward a bit]

Hey, looks like someone founded

CHORUS: SHIELD!

IO: What does that stand for?

Strateigic Homeland something something something Division.

ZOLA: Hey SHIELD, wanna be HYDRA?

HALF OF SHIELD: Sure.

said half of SHIELD.

KAMALA: Wait, where am I?

AISHA: I don’t know, but go rescue my daughter so I can die in peace.

The US decides to make more Super Soldiers.

CHORUS: It doesn’t work!

Turns out that was really dumb. And also unstable, because only one guy survives.

CHORUS: Isaiah Bradley!

He gets put in prison for doing everything Captain America did. Meanwhile, Anton Vanko wants to build an arc reactor. Howard says no and builds one anyway.

ZOLA: Oh, wait, guys, can you put my head inside a computer?

SHIELD: Sure.

said SHIELD, putting Zola inside a bunch of computers.

EGO: I need kids to help me become everything. So I’m going to go to every planet and hope I get a working kid.

HANK: Hey hey hey, guess who’s Ant-Man! It’s me! I’m Ant-Man and I’m loving it!

JANET: Hank, to stop this nuke, I’m going to have to shrink through the molecules.

HANK: You’re going to have to shrink through the molecules?

JANET: I’m going to have to shrink through the molecules.

said Janet, shrinking through the molecules and getting trapped in the Quantum Realm for thirty years.

HANK: Darn.

EGO: Hey Yondu, you know my kid Peter?

YONDU: Sure.

EGO: Could you kidnap him and bring him to me?

YONDU: Sure.

said Yondu, kidnapping Peter and not bringing him to Ego.

GHOST: I’m Ghost.

said Ghost.

HANK: Screw you all, SHIELD!

yelled Hank Pym.

HOWARD: Hey, check it out! I got a wife, I got a kid, nothing could go wrong! Now let me go on a drive with these little canisters of not-steroids!

HYDRA: Oh dang, this is our chance to steal some not-steroids! Bucky, go steal those not-steroids!

BUCKY: Okeydoke

said Bucky, being brainwashed by HYDRA and stealing some not-steroids.

BUCKY: Oh darn, witnesses.

said Bucky, pulling out his gun.

TONY: But my daddy’s okay, right?

TONY: Ah, whatever. I’m too busy buying money.

Meanwhile, Carol spends her summer vacation killing all the Skrulls.

CHORUS: Skrulls are good, actually!

Carol spends her summer vacation killing all the Kree, and then leaves to kill more of them. Hey, looks like Wenwu just got a wife and kids! I hope nothing bad happens to them! And look at that, Thanos just adopted another kid.

KILLIAN: Did someone say A.I.M.?

said Aldrich Killian, who asks Tony to talk to him. Tony says no, so Killian gets so angry that he steals explosions. Marc Spector breaks into two or three parts, and Wanda and Pietro’s house breaks into fifty. Whoopsie, someone just created

CHORUS: The Hulk!

Wenwu’s family just broke as well. So did the Red Room, because it exploded.

TONY: I’m RICH! Welcome to Stark Industries!

IO: Wow, how’d you make all that money so fast?

TONY: I sold terrible weapons of war to the military! At least they won’t fall into the wrong hands!

[fast forward]

TONY: I have made a terrible mistake

said Tony, after his weapon fell into the wrong hands.

TEN RINGS: Wait! It’s Tony Stark! Let’s make him build more weapons for us!

YINSEN: Hi Tony, I’m Yinsen and you need this giant battery to survive now.

TONY: No, I can do better than that.

said Tony, solving the world’s energy crisis.

TONY: How do we get out of this cave? Oh, I know!

TEN RINGS: Hey Tony, we’re going to give you all the materials you need to build weapons to not use against us. Not using those weapons against us would be great.

TONY: Okay.

CHORUS: The first Iron Man armor!

TONY: I’M OUT OF THE CAVE!

EVERYONE: TONY’S OUT OF THE CAVE!

said everyone, rejoicing over Tony being out of the cave.

TONY: ALSO I HATE WEAPONS NOW!

STANE: No, you don’t.

TONY: Yes, I do.

STANE: No, you don’t.

TONY: Yes, I do.

said Tony, building the world’s most powerful weapon.

STANE: Well if you get a suit then I want a suit!

said Obadiah Stane, stealing the first suit.

TONY: Oh crap, I forgot about ice.

said Tony, plummeting to his death.

TONY: Let me try this again.

STANE: HEY TONY! I’M GOING TO KILL YOU FOR NO REASON!

TONY: Sounds good!

said Tony, flying so high into the atmosphere that Stane got cold.

STANE: Excuse me, it’s “Iron Monger”.

IO: What does that even mean?

STANE: It means I really love mongering iron.

IO: No, what does “monger” mean?

STANE: uh…

said Stane, as he exploded.

TONY: I am Iron Man.

Wow, looks like Tony just revealed to the world that he’s Iron Man. I’m sure there will be no consequences to his actions whatsoever.

FURY: Tony, did you really think you were the only one?

TONY: Uh, yes. Who else would there

CHORUS: THE INCREDIBLE HULK!

HULK: GRAHHHH

That’s right, it’s a scientist again! Except this time, the angrier he gets, the stronger he gets, the more eloquent he gets, the dumber he gets, the more his pants rip!

ABOMINATION: GRAHHHH

And look! It’s Fishy Hulk! He’s exactly as smart as he was before, only he wasn’t really that smart to begin with.

LEADER: Hey, I got some blood in my head.

SHIELD: It’s probably fine.

LEADER: But I want to take over the world now.

NATASHA: Well then it’s not fine.

said Natasha, shooting him in the leg and solving all problems with the Leader forever.

THOR: I AM THOR!

Hey, it’s the Asgardian coronation where Thor becomes king!

LOKI: Wait, Thor becomes king?

ODIN: Yes, why?

LOKI: …no reason.

Uh-oh, looks like Thor just started a second war with the jotuns!

ODIN: Thor, what the heck? Go to time-out..

said Odin, sending Thor to Midgard so he could get hit by a car.

LOKI: Wait, am I a jotun?

ODIN: This is too stressful. I’m going to take a nap.

LOKI: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Meanwhile, on Midgard:

THOR: I AM THOR! I HAVE ABS!

JANE: Wow, those are abs.

DARCY: This is weird.

ERIK: I love science!

THE WARRIORS THREE AND THE LADY SIF: Hey Thor! Just checkin’ in!

said the Warriors Three and the Lady Sif.

LOKI: Frigga, is it okay if I become the king for now?

FRIGGA: Wait, but I’m the queen and the de facto ruler since this isn’t a patriarchy.

LOKI: LA LA LA LA I CAN’T HEAR YOU

said Loki, becoming king of Asgard.

LOKI: Now to kill my brother.

THOR: AHHHHHHHH I LOVE MY HAMMER WHERE IS MY HAMMER GIVE ME MY HAMMER

said Thor, not being able to pick up his hammer.

LOKI: Okay, let’s send down an unstoppable killing machine that can emit fire from its face.

CHORUS: The Destroyer!

THOR: I’M WORTHY OF MY HAMMER AGAIN!

LOKI: oh crap.

said Loki, as Thor destroyered the Destroyer.

Thor runs back up to Asgard and destroys the Bifrost.

LOKI: I’m falling into spaaaace!

THOR: OH NO! LOKI’S DEAD!

LOKI: yes I ammmmmmm!

said Loki, being very clearly dead.

[PUNK’D]

FURY: Erik, I’d like for you to look at this cube.

ERIK: Wow, that is a really cool looking cube.

LOKI: Wow, that is a really cool looking cube.

THANOS: Wow, that is a really cool looking cube.

said Thanos, who likes rocks.

(Phase 1 Part 2 coming soon)

Meanwhile, Tony was off doing something involving a guy who likes whips so much he named himself Whiplash.

WHIPLASH: I REALLY LOVE WHIPS!

Also, Tony was being dumb.

IO: Hey, it’s Rhodey! He looks different than I remember.

RHODEY: Tony, you’re being dumb. I’m going to take this armor for now, capeesh?

TONY (drunkenly): speesh

RHODEY: Cool.

CHORUS: War Machine!

IO: That’s a really violent name.

Hey, guess who just got unfrozen in the arctic!

CHORUS: Steve Rogers!

STEVE: Wow guys, what a ride! Hey, can you send me back over to Europe? I have a dance to attend to.

FURY: You’re in the future, where everything is terrible, but it could be worse.

said Nick Fury.

STEVE: All of a sudden I feel like punching a bag.

LOKI: Hey Thanos, can I borrow an army?

THANOS: Eh, sure. Why not.

Meanwhile, at SHIELD:

FURY: Wow, this cube looks really cool.

ERIK: Yes, really cool.

FURY: Do we know what it does?

ERIK: I think it’s a door.

HAWKEYE: YOU FOOLS! DOORS OPEN FROM BOTH SIDES!

LOKI: SIKE! I WASN’T DEAD! NOW TO CONQUER MIDGARD!

said Loki, conquering Midgard with the help of a yellow rock that is blue.

FURY: Oh, crap. This calls for a hero.

STEVE: I am a hero!

TONY: I am a hero!

THOR: LOKI I HATE YOU!

NATASHA: I have several guns!

HAWKEYE: I’m being mind-controlled by Loki!

HULK: No.

CHORUS: The Avengers!

IO: Wait, what about your friend? Captain Marvel?

FURY: Her? No, I won’t call her in because reasons that make sense..

IO: Okay, cool, just checking.

NATASHA: Bruce, help us. You’re our only hope.

HULK: Fine.

IO: Hey, it’s Hulk! He looks different than I remember.

TONY: Wait, am I not your only hope?

EVERYONE: WHAT’S PHASE 2?

yelled everyone, wondering what Phase 2 was.

IO: Wait, what is Phase 2?

Not important. Moving on.

THOR: LOKI I HATE YOU!

LOKI: THOR I HATE YOU!

Everyone fights Loki, and then each other, and then Loki again.

HULK: That’s my secret, Cap. I’m always angry.

said Bruce, turning into the Hulk and flailing Loki around like a ragdoll.

THE WSC: Hey, let’s nuke Manhattan!

FURY: No, that’s a terrible idea.

THE WSC: LA LA LA LA WE CAN’T HEAR YOU

said the World Security Council, nuking Manhattan

TONY: Wait, what if I just threw the nuke into the portal where the army is coming from?

NATASHA: Okay. I’m going to close the portal, though.

TONY: Okay, cool. Hopefully those things don’t cause dramatic suspense in correlation with each other.

NATASHA: Yep. Sure would be a shame if I closed the portal just as you were coming through.

TONY: Yep.

STEVE: OH MY GOSH GUYS IS THAT A NUKE

AND THEN THE AVENGERS WIN!

DODC: Hey, we should clean this up.

said Damage Control.

VULTURE: No, we’re going to clean this up.

said Adrian.

DODC: No.

said Damage Control.

VULTURE: Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

said Adrian, not being ominous at all.

TONY: Wow, I need a break.

KILLIAN: DID SOMEONE SAY TERRORIST?

said Aldrich Killian, hiring a guy to make America scared of oranges.

CHORUS: The Mandarin!

Welcome to Phase 2!

TREVOR: And you… will never… see… me… coming…

said Trevor, pretending to shoot a man in the head.

PRESIDENT ELLIS: Uh oh, this calls for some president action!

RHODEY: Hey y’all, I’m “Iron Patriot” now.

TONY: That’s dumb.

said Tony.

EVERYONE ELSE: That’s awesome!

said everyone else.

KILLIAN: DID SOMEONE SAY EXPLODING HUMANS?

RHODEY: No, I…

KILLIAN: DID SOMEONE SAY KIDNAP THE PRESIDENT?

RHODEY: …no, I said

KILLIAN: DID SOMEONE SAY BURN THE PRESIDENT?

said Killian, exploding for reasons.

PEPPER: And stay exploded!

TONY: Fine, I’ll destroy all of my armor.

said Tony, destroying all of his armor and building new ones.

TEN RINGS: Hey!

said the Ten Rings.

TEN RINGS: We didn’t do that! Trevor, come over here.

TREVOR: Okay.

He’ll be fine.

JANE: Wow, that’s a weird gravity anomaly. I wonder what would happen if I stuck my hand into it.

CHORUS: The Aether!

JANE: Thor!

said Jane, slapping Thor, kissing Thor, and slapping Thor again.

THOR: Jane, you have to come with me to Asgard so we can take the Aether out of your body.

ODIN: We can’t take the Aether out of Jane’s body.

THOR: Jane, you have to come with me to Svartalfheim so we can take the Aether out of your body.

ODIN: No.

Suddenly, Malekith invades Asgard!

FRIGGA: Hey, it’s the Aether!

MALEKITH: What? Where?

FRIGGA: LOL MADE YOU LOOK

said Frigga, being stabbed by Kurse.

THOR: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ODIN: Let us set these boats on fire.

THOR: Jane, you have to come with me to Svartalfheim so we can take the Aether out of your body.

LOKI: Hey, mind if I come?

THOR: Okay, but don’t betray me.

LOKI: Alriiiiight.

SIF: He crossed his fingers.

LOKI: Drat.

Soon, on Svartalfheim:

THOR: Oh no! My brilliant plan backfired!

LOKI: It was… my… plan…

said Loki, dying for real this time.

[PUNK’D]

MALEKITH: HA! I have the Aether!

THOR: OH YEAH? WELL I HAVE POLES!

said Thor, stabbing Malekith with poles.

MALEKITH: NO! MY ONE WEAKNESS! POLES!

said Malekith, dying of poles.

LOKI: Hey Odin, Loki just died, you should go check it out.

ODIN: Okay.

said Odin, checking it out and being imprisoned by Loki.

LOKI: Woo! I’m the new Odin!

Meanwhile, Knowhere:

SIF: Hey, let’s give the Aether to that Collector guy.

VOLSTAGG: Okay.

said Sif and Volstagg, giving the Aether to that Collector guy.

COLLECTOR: It will be safffffe… in my… collection…

Meanwhile, in Washington D.C., Captain America is angry about a thing.

STEVE: Nick, I’m angry about a thing.

FURY: Trust me, that thing was on purpose.

STEVE: Nick, that’s why I’m angry. Nick, I trusted you.

FURY: The last time I trusted someone, I lost an eye.

said Nick Fury, knowing full well that he lost his eye when an adorable cat scratched it out.

PIERCE: Hi, I’m Alexander Pierce. I think the government SUCKS and politicians SUCK, so we should give over all control to HYDRA.

HYDRA: HEIL HYDRA!

said HYDRA.

HALF OF SHIELD: HEIL HYDRA!

said half of SHIELD, who was now HYDRA.

POLICE: HEIL HYDRA!

said the HYDRA agents who were pretending to be the police and killed Nick Fury.

PIERCE: You know what I wanna do? I wanna kill three thousand people at once. With missiles. But first, I’m gonna do this!

BUCKY: I’mma shoot you, cap.

STEVE: Bucky?

BUCKY: Who’s Bucky?

[20 minutes later]

BUCKY: Wait, aren’t I Bucky?

PIERCE: No you’re not.

BUCKY: Okay.

said Bucky, who was never Bucky again.

SAM: Hi, I’m Sam, and I can fly.

PIERCE: IT’S KILLING THREE THOUSAND PEOPLE AT ONCE WITH MISSILES TIME!

FURY: I’m still alive, and still cool as heck.

PIERCE: Oh crap!

STEVE: We have to destroy SHIELD. And those giant helicarriers with three thousand missiles.

BUCKY: I’m not Bucky anymore.

STEVE: Yes you are.

BUCKY: NO I’M NOT!

said Bucky, being not Bucky.

EVERYONE: Oh no!

said everyone, watching the helicarriers crash into SHIELD.

EVERYONE: There goes our national security!

STEVE: Then it’s a good thing that America is about freedom.

said Steve, drowning in a lake.

BUCKY: Fine, I’ll be Bucky for thirty seconds.

Meanwhile, in Sokivia, guess who it is? It’s MORE HYDRA!

SKULL: Cut off one head, and two more shall

Yes we know.

HYDRA: We have more evil science… and once our evil science work is complete, nothing shall stand in our

CHORUS: INTERMISSION!

(GOTG Intermission coming soon)

(Based on Bill Wurtz’s “history of the entire world, i guess”)

(This chronicles all the events that happen before Phase 1 of the MCU, and is accurate to the end of Phase 4, because that had the most accurate sources for dates and times and because Phase 5 isn’t finished yet)

Hi. You’re on a rock, floating in space. Unless you aren’t. You might be in a metal box. Probably a large one.

CHORUS: How did this happen?

A long time ago, there was nothing. And then nothing got bored, so it created

CHORUS: Celestials!

they made lots of things, including

CHORUS: Shiny rocks!

and also everything else, like this guy. His name is Galan of Taa, and his interests are eating planets and wearing a tuning fork on his head. The Celestials also made some Deviants. This may have been a mistake.

Also making guest appearances are

CHORUS: Titan!

A beautiful planet where nothing could possibly go wrong ever!

CHORUS: Asgard!

Where magic is science and science is magic!

CHORUS: Yggdrasil!

A really cool tree! Or galaxy! Or light path! Or rainbow! Or woven strand of the multiverse!

Hey, would you look at that! It’s some guys on earth! They have superpowers!

CHORUS: The Eternals!

They kill all of the Deviants forever and then they break up, also forever!

CHTHON: I JUST CARVED A MOUNTAIN!

yelled Chthon, hoping someone could hear him.

BOOM! Vibranium crashes into Africa! There’s so much vibranium here that we might have to turn it into a city.

CHORUS: Wakanda!

EGO: It would be really cool if everything was me.

AGAMOTTO: Magic is cool. It would be super cool if we could learn it. Maybe with some books. And rocks, too. Let’s take more rocks and use them to guard the earth. And another rock in this necklace, in case we need it.

CHORUS: The mystic arts!

GODS: WE AM GODS!

yelled the gods, but mostly the Greek, Norse, and Egyptian ones.

BOR: Well, we defeated the dark elves, but this goop is so dangerous that we need to bury it in the ground for the winter and forget about it the following spring.

Oh no! Soul Eaters are eating the souls of everyone!

GREAT PROTECTOR: Not on my watch.

said the Great Protector, eating the eaters.

ODIN: I love conquering and enslaving everyone, wouldn’t you agree, Hela, my firstborn child?

HELA: Indeed I do, Odin, my father! Now let me throw Mjölnir at these innocent civilians!

CHTHON: I JUST WROTE A BOOK!

yelled Chthon, hoping someone could hear him.

ETERNALS: Oh crap, more Deviants!

said the Eternals, killing all the Deviants forever, and then breaking up, also forever!

ODIN: You know what, I was wrong. Hela, I’m going to throw all the Valkyries at you. Don’t kill them. Also, you’re fired.

said Odin. Hey, two Eternals just married each other! I bet that’ll last a long time.

ANCIENT ONE: I am Ancient.

said the Ancient One.

HEIMDALL: Hey, wanna go over to that planet?

ODIN: I don’t know, what’s it like?

HEIMDALL: It has a bunch of weird little monkeys, and crap the jotuns are invading.

ODIN: We better stop the jotuns!

said Odin, stopping the jotuns.

ODIN: Oh look, a baby one.

LAUFEY: Hey, that’s my son!

ODIN: I shall call you “Loki”.

LAUFEY: HEY, THAT’S MY SON!

KREE: NOVA CORPS, I HATE YOU!

yelled the Kree.

NOVA: KREE, I HATE YOU!

yelled the Nova Corps.

ANNOUNCER: Fight!

WENWU: I love rings. I love conquering. I will conquer everyone with my rings, and then name my conquering after my rings.

CHORUS: The Ten Rings!

ODIN: You know, we should probably hide the Tesseract on Earth. It’ll be safe, don’t worry.

ETERNALS: Oh crap, more Deviants!

said the Eternals, killing all the Deviants forever, and then breaking up, also forever!

CHORUS: There’s vibranium in the water!

Where?

CHORUS: Mexico!

Who got it?

CHORUS: Namor!

Oh, nice. Hey, looks like Agatha Harkness just killed all the witches by being more purple than all of them. Good for her.Hi. You’re on a rock, floating in space. Unless you aren’t. You might be in a metal box. Probably a large one.

CHORUS: How did this happen?

A long time ago, there was nothing. And then nothing got bored, so it created

CHORUS: Celestials!

they made lots of things, including

CHORUS: Shiny rocks!

and also everything else, like this guy. His name is Galan of Taa, and his interests are eating planets and wearing a tuning fork on his head. The Celestials also made some Deviants. This may have been a mistake.

Also making guest appearances are

CHORUS: Titan!

A beautiful planet where nothing could possibly go wrong ever!

CHORUS: Asgard!

Where magic is science and science is magic!

CHORUS: Yggdrasil!

A really cool tree! Or galaxy! Or light path! Or rainbow! Or woven strand of the multiverse!

Hey, would you look at that! It’s some guys on earth! They have superpowers!

CHORUS: The Eternals!

They kill all of the Deviants forever and then they break up, also forever!

CHTHON: I JUST CARVED A MOUNTAIN!

yelled Chthon, hoping someone could hear him.

BOOM! Vibranium crashes into Africa! There’s so much vibranium here that we might have to turn it into a city.

CHORUS: Wakanda!

EGO: It would be really cool if everything was me.

AGAMOTTO: Magic is cool. It would be super cool if we could learn it. Maybe with some books. And rocks, too. Let’s take more rocks and use them to guard the earth. And another rock in this necklace, in case we need it.

CHORUS: The mystic arts!

GODS: WE AM GODS!

yelled the gods, but mostly the Greek, Norse, and Egyptian ones.

BOR: Well, we defeated the dark elves, but this goop is so dangerous that we need to bury it in the ground for the winter and forget about it the following spring.

Oh no! Soul Eaters are eating the souls of everyone!

GREAT PROTECTOR: Not on my watch.

said the Great Protector, eating the eaters.

ODIN: I love conquering and enslaving everyone, wouldn’t you agree, Hela, my firstborn child?

HELA: Indeed I do, Odin, my father! Now let me throw Mjölnir at these innocent civilians!

CHTHON: I JUST WROTE A BOOK!

yelled Chthon, hoping someone could hear him.

ETERNALS: Oh crap, more Deviants!

said the Eternals, killing all the Deviants forever, and then breaking up, also forever!

ODIN: You know what, I was wrong. Hela, I’m going to throw all the Valkyries at you. Don’t kill them. Also, you’re fired.

said Odin. Hey, two Eternals just married each other! I bet that’ll last a long time.

ANCIENT ONE: I am Ancient.

said the Ancient One.

HEIMDALL: Hey, wanna go over to that planet?

ODIN: I don’t know, what’s it like?

HEIMDALL: It has a bunch of weird little monkeys, and crap the jotuns are invading.

ODIN: We better stop the jotuns!

said Odin, stopping the jotuns.

ODIN: Oh look, a baby one.

LAUFEY: Hey, that’s my son!

ODIN: I shall call you “Loki”.

LAUFEY: HEY, THAT’S MY SON!

KREE: NOVA CORPS, I HATE YOU!

yelled the Kree.

NOVA: KREE, I HATE YOU!

yelled the Nova Corps.

ANNOUNCER: Fight!

WENWU: I love rings. I love conquering. I will conquer everyone with my rings, and then name my conquering after my rings.

CHORUS: The Ten Rings!

ODIN: You know, we should probably hide the Tesseract on Earth. It’ll be safe, don’t worry.

ETERNALS: Oh crap, more Deviants!

said the Eternals, killing all the Deviants forever, and then breaking up, also forever!

CHORUS: There’s vibranium in the water!

Where?

CHORUS: Mexico!

Who got it?

CHORUS: Namor!

Oh, nice. Hey, looks like Agatha Harkness just killed all the witches by being more purple than all of them. Good for her.

(Phase 1 coming soon)

Do you think that after the MCU semi-reboot, they will make the in-universe year be the same as the real-world year?

Don't want

• Have Doomsday begin with Doctor Doom killing the Council of Kangs and murdering Rama-Tut, Scarlet Centurion and Immortus. (If they're not the villains in Avengers 5 or Avengers 6, then save them for later)

• Having Doctor Doom with Kang the Conqueror's head as a trophy (Doctor Doom had killed several Marvel heroes and villains in the Fortnite Marvel event, "Absolute Doom," such as Thanos and Ultron, etc.)

• Have Doctor Doom interact with the Multiverse and the Sacred Timeline (that's Kang's business)

Want

• Have Doctor Doom meet his previous live-action counterparts (played by Julian McMahon and Toby Kebbell. Probably not Joseph Culp since he may have retired or passed away)

• Fight the Fantastic Four (obviously since Doom is a Fantastic Four villain)

• Have Doom interact with Shalla-Bal, the Silver Surfer

• Having Doom interact with Galactus

At The End Of Time, we learn that anyone can be there to watch over time and the multiverse. We saw He Who Remains watching over time and the universe, but also controlling it with everyone in time, including the TVA at The End Of Time. We then see Loki going to The End Of Time and now watches over the multiverse and time, but instead of controlling it, he's giving everyone free will.

Which leads to my question, before He Who Remains took control of the sacred timeline, before the multiversal war with the Kang variants, and before the Kang variants discovered the multiverse, was there anyone watching over time and the multiverse before He Who Remains?

Also, I have a theroy for Avengers: Doomsday that the next one that will be at The End Of Time is Victor Von Doom/Doctor Doom (RDJ), which could be how he becomes God Emperor Doom and how he creates BattleWorld, and it could he how Doctor Doom wins like how Thanos won in Avengers: Infinity War

So up until now, I haven't watched Avengers: Endgame. I have watched clips on YouTube about Endgame's wholesome scenes such as the Time Heist (Tony Stark and Steve Rogers visiting Camp Leigh, Loki being able to steal the Tesseract, Hulk taking the stairs, etc.) and the Battle of Earth, however I did not watch the movie in its entirely until today on Disney+. I did watched Avengers: Infinity War in its entirely when it was first available for purchase on Spectrum in 2018, but Endgame, I have no idea why it took 5 years for me to watch it in its entirely.

There were however several scenes and moments in Endgame that didn't make sense to me. Where was Thor's hammer, Mjolnir in the alternative 2013? From what I saw in Endgame is that before Rocket Racoon and Thor returned back to their own time, 2023 after acquiring the Reality Stone (with Thor seeing his mother, Frigga again) Thor reached out and called upon Mjolnir and Mjolnir came to him, showing that Thor was still worthy, but the question is? Where was Mjolnir and how did that universe's Thor not know it was missing? (I skipped both Thor and Thor: The Dark World, and went straight to Thor: Ragnarök and Thor: Love and Thunder, so I don't know) Also, how did that universe's Frigga know that the Thor she was talking too wasn't hers? (As in from her universe/timeline. Thor may have looked different, but I didn't understand what Frigga meant when she was raised by "witches.") (Like it was something out of Your Name) (Again, I skipped the first two Thor films, so I don't really know) I'm confused by this.

So Ms. Marvel ends with Kamala and Carol swapping places on 10/21/2025. Yet, after Secret Invasion the events of The Marvels takes place (11/19/2026). How can this be? In The Marvels, early on we see Monica, Carol, and Kamala all switch places. But this makes no sense for these 2 pieces of media to take place a year apart from each other. Can any admin/editor please shed any light on this issue?