For once, I'm speechless.
I think I need some time to process all of this before I talk about it. Honestly, I prefer just to watch shows and not speculate, but in case anyone's a particular fan of mine (joking) here are my thoughts in brief.
1. Loki was, as usual, amazing and his general lines and behaviour made me just... so happy. Just little things, like him drying his clothes after being in the rain, and falling asleep on the desk, and him generally being funny and sweet. And I love seeing him talk to Miss Minutes! He's so cheerful, and it's really what I needed after a hard week of feeling like a whale. 😣😒
And the salad. I never knew I needed to see something so much as when I saw Loki spend about three whole minutes shaking salt very viciously onto a salad that didn't belong to him. And of course to top it off, he takes Casey's drink and adds it to the mixture. I've... totally never done something like that in a restaurant before... 😬🤫
2. Okay, so I'm dumb, but time confused me no end. If someone could please explain to me just time in general that would be great. 😄 I just don't get the whole future thing. How can they travel to the future if it hasn't happened yet? And if it has happened, does this not render the whole of the MCU up until now totally redundant? I don't know if I'm making any sense, but what I guess I'm trying to say is if there is no present reality, there is no benchmark for time in general- the avengers films are are superfluous because they weren't even happening in "the present" whilst they were happening. The snap is totally inconsequential!!! What is reality??? 😕😖 Okay sorry now I'm just being annoying. 😁 I'm not disputing what happens in Loki at all in regards to time, I'm just confused by it.
3. This villain character... Also confusing. Definitely not Loki in terms of the character we know. So I guess... Not really Loki at all? Ah, I don't know! And I really wanted to punch her in the face (sorry Sophia DiMartino, it's not you, it's her). 😅 Don't know why. I'm not even gonna bother speculating. I just want to wait and see what happens with her- I never have any interesting theories to add anyway, and probably lack the imagination and knowledge to think of any.
So yeah. Generally, I loved the dynamic and the characters and everything. The vibe was... creepier... than the last one. I loved it! The score was great too. It was just as good as the last episode, just different (and way more confusing because my tiny brain can only handle simple things). Mobius and Loki were great too. I'm genuinely confused about the future, so if someone wants to explain that to me, feel free. :)
I am still firmly convinced that Loki's double bluffing. He doesn't want to overthrow the Timekeepers- that's far too predictable. And besides, we've already seen trailer footage that shows more missions with the TVA, so yeah... I have faith in Loki! (My Loki, just to be clear. Not... whoever that lady was. 😂 Lady Loki indeed. There goes my title.)
As someone above me said (which I think is wise) I'm going to unfollow this post (as I tend to) after I've made this initial addition, as I don't want to argue with people. Guess I just wanted to vent in case anyone really wanted to hear me rant about his I "don't get time" and how much I, conversely, love it when Loki speaks.
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Huh. Turns out I'm not entirely speechless after all.