Thread:Dr.Who1997/@comment-24239527-20141024164201/@comment-24239527-20141028005412

This is what a text conversation between me and my friend looks like...

Me: I jumped out of a window to chase a squirrel today.

Friend: haha how did you do that?

Me: easy. I slid the window pane up, popped the screen out, and hopped out.

Friend: I'm guessing it was the bottom floor window?

Me: hahaha! Noooooo, I jumped from the second story window. :-P Yeah, it was the first floor. ;-)

Friend: haha I figured. Unless you turned into Spider Man or something.

Me: I wish.

Friend: same here. Although I'd rather be like Storm or Magneto

Me: meh, I prefer Spidey's style. But having Quicksilver and the Scarlet Witch as my kids would be kinda cool... (Later) HAHAHA!!! I just had the most hilarious text conversation with Agent Coulson!!

Just about sums up my life. XD