Jemma Simmons/Quote

A collection of quotes of the S.H.I.E.L.D. agent Jemma Simmons.

Spoken about Jemma Simmons
"I'm engineering, she's bio-chem."

- Leo Fitz

Dialogue
"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Watch it, that's the Night-Night Gun!" "Well, it's on my stuff, it doesn't work and there's no way we're calling it the "Night-Night Gun." "The bullets work. Non-lethal, heavy stopping power, break up under the sub-cutaneous tissue--" "Oh, with a dose of .1 microliters of dendrotoxin. I'm not Hermione. I can't create instant paralysis with that!"

- Leo Fitz and Jemma Simmons

Dialogue
"We're gonna have this new 'Night-Night' pistol working in no time, okay?" "Great. One thing. We're not calling it that." "Told you." "Yes, we-- Yes, we are."

- Leo Fitz, Grant Ward and Jemma Simmons

Spoken by Jemma Simmons
"It's science, Fitz! I have to dissect something!"

- Jemma Simmons

Dialogue
"What's Fitz doing over there?" "He detected a strange energy coming off the body." "It's the smell!" "There's no shame in it Fitz, it's perfectly natural to be afraid." "No, the only thing I'm afraid of is putrid decaying flesh corrupting my pristine workspace! Do you remember what happened the last time you brought a dead thing into the lab?" "Oh not the stupid cat again, and it's our lab, not yours!" "No, the cat. Tell him about the cat! You left it's liver next to my lunch!"

- Phil Coulson, Jemma Simmons and Leo Fitz

"Don't you dare act like these last few months haven't been the highlight of your entire pasty life." "Pasty? Oh, really? Well, when did you become so sun-kissed? Because I'm pretty sure that every minute of every day, you've been stuck in a lab right beside me. At the Academy, Sci-Ops, this plane, you've been right beside me the whole damn time!"

- Jemma Simmons and Leo Fitz

Spoken by Jemma Simmons
"You... certainly have a gorgeous head, don't you? I like men who are about my height but heavier than me."

- Jemma Simmons

Dialogue
"You think that's what they were researching at that lab?" "Trying to create another portal, yes." "Failing, until a malfunction produced a burst of energy."

- Grant Ward, Jemma Simmons and Leo Fitz

""It's not funny. I was sleeping peacefully. Very clever, Simmons." "I-I didn't do it!" "Oh, well Ward. I don't appreciate-" "Don't look at me!" "Ok, then Skye." "No!" "Well who then? The bunks should be off limits! No, don't laugh! Because I know it was one of you!""

- Leo Fitz, Jemma Simmons, Grant Ward, and Skye

Dialogue
"I have to put away four times what I used to, just to keep my energy up." "Oh, and after you use your strength?" "Maybe ten times the food? Then I usually crash afterwards. It's really hard on my body." "Hard. Body. Got it."

- Jemma Simmons and Mike Peterson

Dialogue
"Bet there aren't any flowered dresses where she's going." "Amen to that, sister."

- Jemma Simmons and Leo Fitz about Raina

Spoken about Jemma Simmons
"It's true what the other guys say-- you are the smartest person to come through here." "Is that what they say? Yeah, well, Simmons is probably smarter, technically, but that's because she likes homework more than life itself."

- Donnie Gill and Leo Fitz

Dialogue
"It's strategic." "It's adorable." "The Tin Man has a heart after all."

- Grant Ward, Jemma Simmons, and Skye

Spoken by Jemma Simmons
"I'm getting into character. My undercover persona harbors some residual resentment to her absent American father."

- Jemma Simmons

Dialogue
"You never had any time for her, but you made time for your work. And your prostitutes!" "Prostitutes? Plural?"

- Jemma Simmons and Phil Coulson while undercover

Spoken about Jemma Simmons
"You're a real miracle worker."

- Antoine Triplett

"My man Trip's got eyes for that biotech gal of yours."

- John Garrett to Phil Coulson

Spoken by Jemma Simmons
"These are the same readings Dr. Selvig and Dr. Foster picked up in New Mexico and in London. They herald the arrival of an Asgardian."

- Jemma Simmons

"I have a duty to you, sir, as my commanding officer. But I also have a duty as a S.H.I.E.L.D. scientist to pursue this, to save lives!"

- Jemma Simmons

Dialogue
"No. That's an order." "That's not a good-enough reason!"

- Phil Coulson and Jemma Simmons

Dialogue
"He is a good man!" "He's a liar!"

- Jemma Simmons and Victoria Hand

Spoken about Jemma Simmons
"You're stranded on a desert island alone. Sitting in the sand is a box. What's in the box?" "How big is the box?" "Just say the first answer that comes into your mind." "Simmons."

- Eric Koenig and Leo Fitz

Dialogue
"You're stranded on a desert island alone. Sitting in the sand is a box. What's in the box?" "That's a hard one, let me think... The TARDIS."

- Eric Koenig and Jemma Simmons

Spoken by Jemma Simmons
"Where you taking me? ... Thank you, thanks very much."

- Jemma Simmons

Spoken about Jemma Simmons
"So, I don't have an ex, but there was this girl that I liked, and I told her how I felt, but she didn't feel the same, so she left."

- Leo Fitz

Spoken by Jemma Simmons
"If I ever see you again, I'll kill you."

- Jemma Simmons

Spoken by Jemma Simmons
"You're very lucky, Trip. If they hadn't used the clotting agent on your wounds... Well let's just say I'm glad they did."

- Jemma Simmons

Dialogue
"We were in the bottom of the ocean, in a storage pod, left for dead. And Fitz... he said something that caught me completely off-guard." "Ah, those three little words." "Yes! Well, no. I mean, not exactly. I barely had a moment to process what he said or how I felt about it, next thing I know, he's giving me the oxygen, water's rushing in and... He's ... He's laying there, in the hospital bed. He was so pale." "How long was Fitz in the coma?" "Nine of the longest days of my life. When it finally broke, he couldn't speak. He just stared at me, confused. All I wanted to do was help him. All I wanted was... My best friend back." "Your best friend?" "I never thought of him as anything else. That said, I can't imagine my life without him. It's all very confusing." "You've never told him any of this, have you?" "Oh, lord no."

- Jemma Simmons and Bobbi Morse

Dialogue
"Skye is my friend. She's different." "Oh, yeah. Like I was your friend, and then I changed. How did you handle that?" "Uh, t-the point is, secrets don't help any of us. Skye should have just come clean." "What, and risked being locked up, studied, or who know what else? No, I wouldn't let her." "Oh, you wouldn't let her." "We could have handled her in a way that could have kept everybody safe." "It wasn't fair to us, Fitz. We had a right to know." "A right to know. What... is that the same way that Sif and the Kree had the right to know?" "I think the situation is a bit different, mate." "No, you would have done to her exactly what they wanted to." "You don't know that!" "Yes, I do know that! They would--you would--you'd "handle her"! Mack just said! Like, uh... like Skye's something to be locked up in a cage somewhere. We should be protecting her." "No, Fitz. We're the ones that need the protection from her."

- Jemma Simmons, Leo Fitz, Alphonso Mackenzie, Bobbi Morse, and Lance Hunter

Dialogue
"I won't stay long, I just need to use the microwave. I didn't want to disturb May and her ex." "Disturb them from...?" "They're in the kitchen, talking." "What are they talking about? Is it about Skye's condition?" " No, it was of a personal nature. Seems that May isn't a good cook." "Something Agent May doesn't excel at... interesting." "Yeah, he teased her about it... she was laughing." "Oh, he makes her laugh! Clearly she still likes him, and have you seen the way he looks at her?" "Yeah, I have eyes Jemma, of course I've seen." "I wonder what happened between them, why end it?" "They're a bizarre pair. He listens for a living and she doesn't speak." "Well you know what they say, opposites attract."

- Leo Fitz and Jemma Simmons