Taserface/Quote

A collection of quote from the Ravager captain, Taserface.



Spoken by Taserface
"You're the one who killed those men by leading them down the wrong path because you're weak and stupid! It's time for the Ravagers to rise once again to glory with a new captain: Taserface!"

- Taserface to Yondu Udonta

Spoken about Taserface
"Yeah. It's the day for dumb ass names."

- Rocket Raccoon

"No offence, but your employees are a bunch of jerks."

- Rocket Raccoon

Dialog
"No matter how many times Quill betrays you, you protect him like that none of the rest of us matter. I'm the one what sticks up for you." "Damn straight lad, he's gone soft. Suppose it's time for a change in leadership."

- Kraglin Obfonteri and Taserface

"I've waited a long time for this... What?" "Sorry, I'm so sorry, I just keep imagining you waking up in the morning, looking in the mirror and in all seriousness to yourself saying 'You know what would be a really kick-ass name? Taserface!'."

- Taserface and Rocket Raccoon

"I'm sending you the coordinates for Yondu's ship! I only ask one thing in return, that your High Priestess tell him the name of the man who sentenced him to death: Taserface!"

- Taserface to the Sovereign Chambermaid

"Your name is Taserface?" "That's right." "So you shoot tasers out of your face?" "It's metaphorical!"

- Rocket Raccoon and Taserface

"We'll deliver you to the Kree in the morning! Neither one of you will laugh much longer after that!" "Ok Taserface! Hey, tell the other guys we said hi, Taserface!"

- Taserface and Rocket Raccoon