Spider-Man/Quote

A collection of quotes of Peter Parker, who is also the super hero Spider-Man.

Spoken about Peter Parker
"Nice work, kid."

- Iron Man to Peter Parker

Spoken about Peter Parker
"Well, we got everything nowadays. We got a guy who jumps, we got a guy who swings, we got a guy who crawls up the walls, you gotta be more specific."

- Luis imitating the Writer

Spoken by Peter Parker
"That's uh, that's all on though, right? I mean that's where you found it. 'Cause you know that's all fake. It's all done on a computer."

- Peter Parker to Tony Stark

"Whatever happened happened; it's like my senses have been dialed to eleven."

- Peter Parker to Tony Stark

"When you can do the things that I can, but you don't, and then the bad things happen, they happen because of you."

- Peter Parker

"Okay. Cap. Captain. Big fan. I'm Spider-Man."

- Spider-Man to Captain America

"Hey everyone."

- Spider-Man to the Avengers

"You have a metal arm? That is awesome, dude!"

- Spider-Man to the Winter Soldier

"You have the right to remain silent!"

- Spider-Man to Falcon

"Hey buddy, I think you lost this!"

- Spider-Man to Winter Soldier

"That thing doesn't obey the laws of physics at all!"

- Spider-Man to Captain America

"Holy shit!"

- Spider-Man's reaction to Giant-Man

"Hey guys, you ever see that really old movie, ?"

- Spider-Man to War Machine and Iron Man.

"Yeah, I'm done."

- Spider-Man, exhausted after the fight

Spoken about Peter Parker
"I have an idea." "Me too. Where's yours?" "Downstairs... Where's yours?"

- Natasha Romanoff and Tony Stark

"What the hell is that?" "Everyone's got a gimmick now!"

- Winter Soldier and Falcon

"Jesus Tony, how old is this guy?" "I don't know, I didn't carbon date him! He's on the young side."

- War Machine and Iron Man

Dialogue
"So, you're the Spider-ling? Crime-Fighting-Spider? Spider-Boy? "...S-Spider-Man." "Not in that onesie, you're not." "It's not a onesie."

- Tony Stark and Peter Parker

"You know what I think is really cool? This webbing. Tensile strength is off the charts. Who manufactured that?" "I did."

- Tony Stark and Peter Parker

"I've been me my whole life, and I've had these powers for 6 months, and I read books, I build computers, and yeah I would love to play football. But I couldn't then so I shouldn't now." "Sure. 'Cause you're different." "Exactly. But I can't tell anybody that, so I'm not. When you can do the things that I can, but you don't... and then the bad things happen, they happen because of you."

- Peter Parker and Tony Stark

"You have a passport?" "No I don't. I don't even have a driver's license-" "Ever been to Germany?" "No." "Oh you're gonna love it there." "I can't go to Germany!" "Why not?" "Because I have... homework." "Okay... I'm gonna pretend you didn't just say that."

- Tony Stark and Peter Parker

"Are those carbon fiber wings? "Is this stuff coming out of you?"

- Spider-Man and Falcon

"I don't know how many fights you've been on, but there's not usually this much talking." "All right, sorry. My bad."

- Falcon and Spider-Man

"They're not stopping!" "Neither are we."

- Spider-Man and Iron Man

"Did Stark tell anything else?" "That you're wrong. You think you're right. And that makes you dangerous."

- Captain America and Spider-Man

"You got heart, kid. Where are you from?" "Queens." "Brooklyn."

- Captain America and Spider-Man

Spoken by Peter Parker
"Nobody's actually told me why I'm in Berlin. Or what I'm doing. Something about... Captain America... going crazy?"

- Peter Parker

"What's up, guys? Forgot your PIN number? Whoa! You're the Avengers! What are you guys doing here? Thor, Hulk – nice to finally meet you guys. Thought you'd be more handsome in person. Iron Man! What are you doing robbing a bank? You're a billionaire."

- Spider-Man

"Mr Stark, here is my report for tonight, I stopped a grand theft bicycle. Oh and I helped this old lady and she bought me a churro so...yeah, that was nice."

- Peter Parker to Tony Stark

"What is like being famous when nobody knows it's you? It's crazy. Should we tell everyone?" "No."

- Ned Leeds and Peter Parker

"This is my chance to prove myself."

- Peter Parker

"Let go of me! Let go of me!"

- Spider-Man to Vulture

"Hey guys! The illegal weapons ferry deal was at 10:30. You missed it."

- Spider-Man to Criminals

"This is really important to you." "This is my future."

- Peter Parker and Liz Toomes

Promotional Material
"'Sup guys? Wait a minute... you guys aren't the real Avengers! I can tell; Hulk gives it away."

- Spider-Man to Robbers

"Someone is collecting stuff from Avengers battles and building these crazy weapons."

- Peter Parker

Spoken about Peter Parker
"Can't you just be a friendly neighborhood Spider-Man?"

- Tony Stark to Peter Parker

"Did you guys see Spider-Man on ? He fought off four guys!" "Oh my gosh, she's crushing on Spider-Man." "Kind of!" "Gross! He's probably, like, thirty." "Peter knows Spider-Man!"

- Liz Toomes, Betty Brant and Ned Leeds

"Eight years without any trouble from those bozos over at Stark Tower, and then this little bastard in red tights shows up, and he thinks he can tear down everything I've built."

- Vulture

Dialogue
"Did Liz get a new top?" "No, you've seen that before. But never with that skirt." "We should probably stop staring before it gets creepy though." "Yeah." "Too late. You guys are losers." "Then why do you sit with us?" "Because I don't have any friends."

- Peter Parker, Ned Leeds and Michelle Jones

"You're the Spider-Man... from YouTube!" "No! No, I'm not! This is just a costume!" "You were on the ceiling!" "I wasn't! I, wait, what are you doing in my room?" "May let me in, you said we were going to finish the Death Star! Wait, she doesn't know?" "Nobody knows! Well, Mr Stark knows because he made me my suit but that's it!" "Tony Stark made you that? Are you an Avenger?" "Yeah, basically. You can't tell anyone, you have to keep this a secret!" "A secret, why?" "Because you know what she's like, if she finds out that there are people out there who try to kill me every night she won't let me do this anymore!" "Okay, okay, okay, okay, I'm going to level with you, I don't think I can keep this a secret, this is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me!"

- Ned Leeds and Peter Parker

"You got bit by a spider? Can it bite me? It'd probably hurt, right? You know what, whatever. Even if it did hurt, I'll let it bite me. Maybe. How much did it hurt?" "Spider's dead, Ned."

- Ned Leeds and Peter Parker

"Do you know him, too?" "Yeah, we met. Stole his shield."

- Ned Leeds and Peter Parker

"Can't you just be a friendly... neighborhood Spider-Man?" "But I'm ready for more than that now!" "No, you're not." "That is not what you thought when I took on Captain America!" "Trust me, kid. If Cap wanted to lay you out, he would have."

- Tony Stark and Peter Parker

"I ah, I gotta go..." "Where are you going? What are you hiding Peter? I'm just kidding, I don't care. Bye!"

- Peter Parker and Michelle Jones

"I'm sick of Mr. Stark treating me like a kid!" "But you are a kid." "Yeah, a kid who can catch a bus with his bare hands!"

- Peter Parker and Ned Leeds

"What if somebody died?" "I was just trying to be like you!" "I wanted you to be better."

- Iron Man and Spider-Man

"I'm gonna need the suit back." "But I'm nothing without this suit!" "If you're nothing without this suit, then you shouldn't have it."

- Iron Man and Spider-Man

"Can you summon an army of spiders?" "No, Ned. No."

- Peter Parker and Ned Leeds

"Good evening, Peter." "Whoa!" "You have five hundred and seventy-six possible Web-Shooter combinations." "That is awesome."

- Spider-Man Suit AI and Spider-Man

"How'd you find me? Did you put a tracker in my suit or something?" "I put everything in your suit, including this heater."

- Spider-Man and Iron Man

"Maryland." "What's there?" "I don't know... evil lair?" "Evil lair?" "Dude, a gang with alien guns and a guy with wings? Yeah, they have a lair." "Badass. But how are you going to get there if it's like three hundred miles away." "It's not too far from D.C.."

- Peter Parker and Ned Leeds

Promotional Material
"So, to become an Avenger, are there like trials or an interview?" "Just, don't do anything I would do. And definitely don't do anything I wouldn't do. There's a little gray area in there and that's where you operate. That's not a hug, I'm just grabbing the door for you. Alright, kid. Good luck out there."

- Peter Parker and Tony Stark

Spoken about Peter Parker
"Peter! Protect them. They're not dead yet."

- Doctor Strange to Spider-Man

Spoken by Peter Parker
"I'm sorry, Tony."

- Spider-Man to Iron Man