Rocket Raccoon/Quote

A collection of quotes of Rocket Raccoon, a member of the Guardians of the Galaxy.

Spoken by Rocket Raccoon
"This one here's our booty!"

- Rocket Racoon to the prisoners

"Ain't no thing like me 'cept me!"

- Rocket Racoon

"Aw, what the hell, I don't got that long a lifespan anyway..."

- Rocket Raccoon

"I live for simple things...like how much this is gonna hurt."

- Rocket Raccoon

"You got issues, Quill."

- Rocket Raccoon

"Xandarians. What a bunch of losers! Always trying to get from something stupid to nothing at all."

- Rocket Raccoon

Spoken about Rocket Raccoon
"Rocket. Wanted on over 50 charges of vehicular theft and escape from lock up."

- Rhomann Dey to Garthan Saal

Dialogue
"I am Groot." "So what, 'It's better than eleven percent!' What the hell does that have to do with anything?" "Thank you, Groot, thank you. See. Groot's the only one of you who has a clue."

- Groot, Rocket Raccoon, and Star-Lord

"Your criminal records have also been expunged. However, I have to warn you against breaking any laws in the future." "Question. What if I see something that I wanna take and it belongs to someone else?" "Then you will be arrested." "But what if I want it more than the person who has it?" "Still illegal." "That doesn't follow. No, I want it more, sir. Do you understand me? What are you laughing at? What? I can't have a discussion with this gentleman?"

- Rocket and Rhomann Dey.

"No, Groot... don't do this, you'll die... why are you doing this?" "WE are Groot."

- Rocket and Groot.

"There's one more thing we need to complete the plan. That guy's eye..." "No! No, we don't. No, we don't need that guy's eye." "No, seriously, I need it! It's important to me."

- Rocket and Star-Lord