User:Dr.Who1997

"S.H.I.E.L.D., Swarm Out!"

- An attempt to come up with something as catchy as "HAIL HYDRA" :P

"I'm trapped in here! That's not possible! What did you do?!" "Science, biatch."

- Gordon and Fitz

"(zooms in with an assault rifle and fires) Get off your asses."

- Quicksilver after unsuccessfully trying to warn the Sokovian police about Ultron

Hi :)

I'm Dr.Who1997, and I used to edit in the German Marvel-Filme Wiki (a Wiki about all movies based on Marvel Comics). I love the Marvel Cinematic Universe, but there's no German wiki that is as good as this one, so I visited this wiki very often. Then I decided to start editing here, and I liked this wiki so much that I decided to stay :D. English isn't my native language, so don't be mad at me if I make some grammatical mistakes. :P

Parallels between the Avengers and Coulson's Team
Yeah, I came up with this, and it totally blew my mind :D


 * Coulson - Captain America: They are the leaders of their respective team and were both believed to be dead.
 * Fitz - Iron Man: They are both brilliant engineers who sacrificed themselves for someone at one point. Both of them took some kind of damage from that sacrifice. (Brain damage - Panic attacks)
 * Simmons - Banner: They are both brilliant biochemists who, at one point, tried to commit suicide to prevent their condition from hurting others. (Chitauri Virus - Hulk transformation)
 * May - Black Widow: Trained S.H.I.E.L.D. agents who fought their male colleagues when they were on the dark side and won. They are both scarred by a past mission.
 * Ward - Hawkeye: Trained S.H.I.E.L.D. agents who fought their female colleagues when they turned to the dark side and lost.
 * Skye - Thor: Both of them are not human, but didn't have any powers on their first encounter with S.H.I.E.L.D. Also, they were enemies of S.H.I.E.L.D. in the beginning, but became their allies. Both of them control a force of nature. (Earthquakes - Weather)

My Fanfiction
My first attempts to write Fanfiction in English. I don't know if I'll do more, but some stories just form themselves in my brain and want to be written :D

User:Dr.Who1997/Fanfiction

Humor In Life
Research shows that in 100% of cases, when someone says, "Oh no she didn't!", she, in fact, did.

Parents call it talking back. We call it explaining.

Everyone's mature until they get on those 'spinny chairs'.

Doesn't the & look like a guy dragging his butt across the ground?

So I heard you like water. Good, you already like 70% of me.

Oatmeal raisin cookies and chocolate chip cookies are the main reason why I have trust issues.

All my life, I thought air was free...until I bought a bag of chips.

Don't judge me for things I did seconds ago. I've changed since then.

If I had a dollar for every time someone called me pretty...I'd have exactly one dollar. Thanks, mom.

Nothing is really lost until your mom can't find it.

SARCASM
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. No duh

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. Yep.. Cuz everyone opens up a bag of chips without purchasing and puts it back

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." How do you use regular soap?

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." Hmm... Nah, I'll pass on defrostation

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." Too late!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." Yep, it will definitely be cold!

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." I don't know... You would be less late if you ironed them on your body, but...

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." Hi, I'm 6 years old, and I definitely drive a car!

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." OH NO!! I THOUGHT THIS WAS MEDICINE TO HELP ME STAY AWAKE!!

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." is there an outindoors or something?

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." ??

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." NO WAY! I thought nuts contained dairy!

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." Talk about control freaks... what if I want to eat the nuts and THEN open the package?

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." Aww, I bought this COSTUME because I thought it would help me fly!!

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." Aaand there goes my free time!

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile!

95% of teens would be crying if Justin Bieber was on a 100 ft tall building about to jump. If you are some of the 5% who brought popcorn and friends, copy and paste this to your profile.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.. It is fascinating.