Grant Ward/Quote

A collection of quotes of the HYDRA agent Grant Ward.

Spoken by Grant Ward
"She's a groupie, all the hacking into S.H.I.E.L.D., tracking powers. She might as well be one of those sweaty Cosplay characters crowding around Stark tower."

- Grant Ward about Skye

"This is definitely not protocol."

- Grant Ward to Phil Coulson

Dialogue
"If the job was easy." "Yeah, it wouldn't be any fun."

- Grant Ward and S.H.I.E.L.D. agent

"I'm clearance Level Six. I know that... Agent Coulson was killed in action before the battle of New York. Got the full report." "Welcome to Level 7."

- Grant Ward and Phil Coulson

"Is that who I think it is?" "She's just the pilot." "Melinda May is just the pilot?""

- Grant Ward and Phil Coulson

"Have you ever killed anyone?" "Yes, a few. High-risk targets. But they were terrible people who were trying to murder nice people. And I didn't feel good afterwards."

- Skye and Grant Ward

Dialogue
"Forgot I was working with 'The Cavalry'." "Don't ever call me that."

- Grant Ward and Melinda May

Dialogue
"I don't ever want to do another pull-up again." "You ever find yourself hanging off the edge of a building twenty stories up, you're gonna want to do at least one."

- Skye and Grant Ward

Spoken about Grant Ward
"You're a robot, can you do that?"

- Skye to Grant Ward

Dialogue
"We're gonna have this new 'Night-Night' pistol working in no time, okay?" "Great. One thing. We're not calling it that." "Told you." "Yes, we-- Yes, we are."

- Leo Fitz, Grant Ward and Jemma Simmons

"I know Director Fury felt he owed you after you sacrificed yourself." "And my card collection."

- Grant Ward and Phil Coulson

Spoken by Grant Ward
"After all... I'm agent Grant Ward. I just jumped out of a plane without a parachute on and saved your life!"

- Grant Ward imitating himself the way Leo Fitz and Jemma Simmons do

Spoken about Grant Ward
"I'm agent Grant Ward. And I can shoot the legs off a flea from 500 yards... as long as it's not windy."

- Leo Fitz imitating Grant Ward

"I'm agent Grant Ward. I could rupture your spleen with my left pinky... blindfolded."

- Jemma Simmons imitating Grant Ward

Dialogue
"How long can you hold your breath underwater?" "I-I don't know." "Are you familiar with the term 'Slam and Cram'?" "No, and I do- I don't think I want to be." "How attatched are you to your pinky?" "Very, very attached, and before you ask another terrifyingly vague question, let me be clear. Any plan that involves even one of those scenarios isn't going to work for me."

- Grant Ward and Leo Fitz

Dialogue
"Checking for alien spectrographic signatures one teeny rock at a time." "Necessary precaution. We don't want anything alien getting into the wrong hands." "Still, this is definitely the type of work a monkey could easily do." "You're our little monkey."

- Leo Fitz and Grant Ward

Dialogue
"Time to talk. The names of all your buyers, alphabetically would help." "I'm not telling you a bloody thing." "That's how you want to play it?"

- Grant Ward and Vanchat

"No single agent is that important." "Coulson is."

- Victoria Hand and Grant Ward

"Sounds like riding a bull for eight seconds." "Yeah. Exactly. It's that simple."

- Grant Ward and Leo Fitz

Spoken about Grant Ward
"Agent Ward and I been having sex."

- Melinda May to Phil Coulson

Dialogue
"It's strategic." "It's adorable." "The Tin Man has a heart after all."

- Grant Ward, Jemma Simmons, and Skye

Spoken by Grant Ward
"Holotable... On Holotable... Activate"

- Grant Ward

Dialogue
"Really? You think Coulson will take that excuse if he finds out about us?" "Took it ok when I told him." "Wait. You told him?" "Yep."

- Grant Ward and Melinda May

Dialogue
"Besides, if the job was easy." "It wouldn't be any fun."

- John Garrett and Grant Ward

Spoken by Grant Ward
"They're great. And you lost the ounce!"

- Grant Ward

Dialogue
"Aahh...This reminds me of the old days." "You were never on top!""

- Grant Ward and Melinda May