Davis (Agent)/Quote

A collection quotes of the S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent Davis.

Dialogue
"How's your wife, Davis?" "Getting bigger every day." "Oh. Don't tell her that." "More beautiful every day."

- Yo-Yo Rodriguez and Davis

Dialogue
"What, you're gonna go take on a killer android?" "I'll take Davis." "Concern only slightly lessened." "Thanks."

- Leo Fitz, Jemma Simmons and Davis

Dialogue
"Davis! Try any evasive maneuver you can!" "Not the only genius to think of that, thanks, but this thing also moves like a tank, so everybody get off my back!"

- Daisy Johnson and Davis

Dialogue
"This is insane. I mean, it's a miracle you survived all that with just one scar?" "Yeah." "You tell everyone that story?" "I don't think they care."

- Piper and Davis

Dialogue
"I just need to get out of the Lighthouse." "So you're going on a space mission to a hostile alien ship?"

- Deke Shaw and Davis

Dialogue
"I mean, one more week with Davis and we will find a dead body. His." "Yes, because one more week with you and I will definitely kill myself."

- Piper and Davis

"We don't need to whisper. Sound can't travel in a vacuum." "It makes me feel better."

- Jemma Simmons and Davis

"Looks like we've been spotted." "No. I don't think so." "Well, you've always been dumb as a bag of bricks." "I'll put money on it." "Of course you will, because if I win, we'll be dead and you won't have to pay me."

- Davis and Piper

Dialogue
"What is wrong with you?" "I ate the yummies. Oh." "Who else had them?" "Daisy, Simmons, all those giraffes."

- Piper and Davis

Spoken by Davis
"I never thought I'd be so happy to see this dirty, old place"

- Davis

Dialogue
"I have become a cautionary tale used to steer children away from a life of crime and excess." "Would it be rude to turn him off? His constant complaining is giving me a headache." "Yeah, well, you are the Puff-Head who got high and shot up our super-threatening fuse box, so..." "Never mind. Sorry, I was wrong. The source of the headache is Piper. Definitely Piper."

- Enoch, Davis and Piper

"Don't lock us in here. We hardly even know that Enoch." "Yeah, and my buddy here is nursing a wicked hangover."

- Davis and Piper

"You're not even trying." "Yeah, speak for yourself." "Then why am I the only one sweating?" "It's 'cause you haven't worked out in weeks, and it's starting to show."

- Davis and Piper

Dialogue
"After I blacked out, she was the first thing I saw when I came to. So I was in bad shape... she was cool about it. Sweet, really." "Melinda May was sweet? Is there a different meaning for that word?"

- Davis and Yo-Yo Rodriguez