Hulk/Quote

A collection of quotes of the brilliant scientist Bruce Banner, who, when angered or provoked, transforms into the rage fueled, green-skinned monster known as Hulk.

Spoken by Bruce Banner
"Leave me alone."

- Hulk

Dialogue
"You know, I know a few techniques that could help you manage that anger effectively." "You zip it. We're walking."

- Bruce Banner and Betty Ross

"You should know that there is a flip side to this too. If we miss on the low side, if we induce me and it fails, this will be very dangerous for you." "Ha-ha-ha. Look, I've always been more curious then cautious and that's served me pretty well, so are we gonna do this?"

- Bruce Banner and Samuel Sterns

"What are you saying? You think you can control it?" "No no no, not con-not control it, but, I don't know, maybe aim it."

- Betty Ross and Bruce Banner

"Any last words?" "Hulk... SMASH!"

- Abomination and Hulk

Spoken by Bruce Banner
"Puny god."

- Hulk

Spoken about Bruce Banner
"Finally, someone who speaks English." "Is that what just happened?"

- Tony Stark and Steve Rogers

"And Hulk...Smash!"

- Captain America to Hulk

"Target acquired. Target engaged. Target angry, target angry!"

- A pilot trying to stop Hulk's rampage

Dialogue
"It's good to meet you, Dr. Banner. Your work on anti-electron collisions is unparalleled. And I'm a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous green rage monster." "Thanks."

- Iron Man and Bruce Banner

"That's the guy my dad never shut up about? Wondering if they shouldn't have kept him on ice." "The guy's not wrong about Loki, he does have the jump on us." "What he's got is an acme dynamite kit. It's gonna blow up in his face, and I'm gonna be there when it does." "And I'll read all about it." "Or you'll be suiting up like the rest of us." "Ah, see. I don't get a suit of armor. I'm exposed, like a nerve. It's a nightmare." "You know, I've got a cluster of shrapnel, trying every second to crawl its way into my heart. This stops it. This little circle of light. It's part of me now, not just armor. It's a terrible privilege." "But you can control it." "Because I learned how." "It's different." "Hey, I've read all about your accident. That much Gamma exposure should have killed you." "So you're saying that the Hulk, the other guy, saved my life? That's nice. It's a nice sentiment. Save it for what?" "I guess we'll find out." "You may not enjoy that." "You just might."

- Tony Stark and Bruce Banner

"The cell was just in case-" "In case you needed to kill me, but you can't. I know! I tried! I got low. I didn't see an end so I put a bullet in my mouth, and the other guy spit it out. So I moved on, I focused on helping other people. I was good, until you dragged me back into this freak show. You put everyone here at risk. You wanna know my secret, Agent Romanoff? You wanna know how I stay calm?"

- Nick Fury and Bruce Banner to the other Avengers

"Doctor Banner, now might be a good time for you to get angry." "That's my secret, Cap: I'm always angry."

- Captain America and Bruce Banner

Dialogue
"You know, and thank you by the way for listening. But something about getting it off my chest and letting it out there in the atmosphere instead of holding this in. I mean this is what gets people sick, you know? Wow. I had no idea you where such a good listener. To be able to share all my intimate thoughts and share it with someone, it just cuts the weight of it in half, you know? It's like a snake swallowing its own tail. Everything comes full circle. And the fact that you have been able to help me process-" "So-what-what" "You with me?" "I was. Yeah. Mmhm. Where were we at, um." "You're actively napping?" "I was-I-I drifted." "Where did I lose you?" "Elevator in Switzerland." "So you heard none of it?" "I'm sorry, I'm not that kind of doctor. I'm not a therapist. It's not my training." "So?" "I-I don't have the-" "What? The time?" "Temperament." "You know what, now that I think about it, oh God, my original wound. 1983, you know, right? I'm 14 years old and I still have a nanny? That was weird."

- Tony Stark and Bruce Banner

Spoken about Bruce Banner
"What targets?" "You! A TV anchor in Cairo, the Under Secretary of Defense, a high school Valedictorian in Iowa City, Bruce Banner, Stephen Strange, anyone who's a threat to HYDRA. Now, or in the future."

- Steve Rogers and Jasper Sitwell

"They cut you open. Your heart stopped." "Tetrodotoxin B. Slows the pulse to one beat a minute. Banner developed it for stress. Didn't work so great for him, but we found a use for it."

- Natasha Romanoff and Nick Fury

Spoken about Bruce Banner
"You know, sometimes exactly what I want to hear isn't exactly what I want to hear."

- Bruce Banner to Natasha Romanoff

"You listening? That little witch is messing with your mind. You're stronger than her, you're smarter than her, you're Bruce Banner."

- Tony Stark to the Hulk

Spoken about Bruce Banner
"Thor, report on the Hulk." "The gates of Hel are filled with the screams of his victims. But not the screams of the dead, of course. No, no, wounded screams. Mainly whimpering, a great deal of complaining and tales of sprained deltoids and gout."

- Natasha Romanoff and Thor

"I want the big one."

- Scarlet Witch to Quicksilver

"News or footage. Keyword, "Hulk." Natasha, I could really use a lullaby." "That's not gonna happen. Not for a while. The whole team is down. You got no backup here." "I'm calling in Veronica."

- Iron Man and Hawkeye

"The news is loving you guys. Nobody else is. There's been no official call for Banner's arrest but it's in the air."

- Maria Hill to the Avengers

Dialogue
"You want me to take the Scepter behind everyone's back and use it to bring Ultron to life?" "Yeah, we don't have time for a city hall debate."

- Bruce Banner and Tony Stark

"How'd a nice girl like you wind up working in a dump like this?" "Fella done me wrong." "You got lousy taste in men, kid." "He's not so bad. Well, he has a temper. Deep down, he's all fluff. Fact is, he's not like anybody I've ever known. All my friends are fighters, and here comes this guy, spends his life avoiding the fight because he knows he'll win."

- Bruce Banner and Natasha Romanoff

"Ultron?" "In the flesh."

- Bruce Banner and Ultron

"Don't turn green." "I won't."

- Natasha Romanoff and Bruce Banner

"Tony, maybe this might not be the time..." "Really? That's it? You just roll over and show your belly, every time somebody snarls?" "Only when I've created a murder-bot!"

- Bruce Banner and Tony Stark

"Where in the world am I not a threat?" "You're not a threat to me." "You sure? Even if I didn't just... there's no future with me. I can't ever... I can't have this, kids."

- Bruce Banner and Natasha Romanoff

"He keeps building bodies." "Person bodies. The human form is inefficient. Biologically speaking, we're outmoded. But he keeps coming back to it." "When you two programmed him to protect the human race, you amazingly failed." "They don't need to be protected. They need to evolve. Ultron's going to evolve."

- Steve Rogers, Tony Stark, Natasha Romanoff and Bruce Banner

"I know you're angry." "Oh, no, we're way past that. I could choke the life out of you and never change a shade."

- Wanda Maximoff and Bruce Banner

"If we’re wrong about you, if you’re the monster that Ultron made you to be..." "What will you do?"

- Bruce Banner and Vision

"You’re not going to turn green?" "I’ve got a compelling reason not to lose my cool." "I adore you. But I need the other guy."

- Black Widow and Bruce Banner

Spoken about Bruce Banner
"The Avengers were formed to make the world a safer place. I feel we've done that." "Tell me Captain, do you know where Thor and Banner are right now? If I misplaced a couple of 30 megaton nukes, you can bet there'd be consequences."

- Steve Rogers and Thaddeus Ross

"It would be great if we had a Hulk, right about now. Any shot?" "You really think he'd be on our side?"

- Tony Stark and Natasha Romanoff

Spoken about Bruce Banner
"'Sup guys? Wait a minute... you guys aren't the real Avengers! I can tell; Hulk gives it away!"

- Spider-Man to Robbers

"What's up, guys? Forgot your PIN number? Whoa! You're the Avengers! What are you guys doing here? Thor, Hulk – nice to finally meet you guys."

- Spider-Man

Spoken by Bruce Banner
"No team, only Hulk."

- Hulk

"I don’t want to fight your sister. That’s a family issue."

- Bruce Banner to Thor

"What's those things on her eyes, is that for how many people she's killed? She's so strong and beautiful..."

- Bruce Banner

"We're coming up on the Devil's Anus."

- Bruce Banner

Spoken about Bruce Banner
"So much has happened since I last saw you. I lost my hammer... like, yesterday, so that's still pretty fresh. But then I went on a journey of self-discovery where I met you."

- Thor to Hulk

Dialogue
"You're not the stupid Avenger. Nobody calls you the stupid Avenger." "It's okay." "You just can't go around throwing shields at people, you could have killed me." "I know, I'm sorry! I just get so angry all the time! Hulk always... always angry." "I know. We're the same, you and I. Just a couple of hot-headed fools." "Yeah, same. Hulk like fire... Thor like water." "Well, we're kind of both like fire." "But Hulk like real fire. Like... raging fire. Thor like smoldering fire."

- Thor and Hulk

"Banner? Hey, hey, hey. You all right, Banner? Sun’s going down. Sun’s going down. That’s it, breathe. I won’t hurt you. Sun’s going down." "...Thor?" "Yeah." "What happened to your hair?" "Some creepy old man cut it off." "It looks good." "Thanks." "Where are we? How’s Nat?" "Nat is good, I’m sure." "And what about Sokovia?" "Sokovia?" "The city, Sokovia. Did we save it?" "Banner, listen." "What?" "Sokovia. Ultron. That was two years ago." "What are you saying? I’ve been Hulk for two years?" "I’m afraid so." "What the hell happened?" "Banner, there’s something you should know..." "Voice Activation required." "Banner." "Welcome, Strongest Avenger." "What?" "Ship’s log..." "Thor, where are we?" "Yeah, about that." "It’s bad news, bad news today. Sakaar, hear ye. Attention please. I have some bad news. My beloved, exalted Champion has turned up missing. Take to the streets. Celebrate my champion." "Who’s that?" "He kind of runs the place. You actually lived in his house." "I did?" "Yeah. Quite a lot’s happened. You and I had a fight recently." "Did I win?" "No, I won. Easily." "Doesn’t sound right." "Well, it’s true." "It seems that that criminally seductive Lord of Thunder has stolen him away." "Seductive GOD of Thunder. We need to move." "Oh, no. This is bad. This is really, really bad. Thor, I think I’m freaking out." "No, no, no. Don’t freak out. You’re okay. Put these on." "These are Tony’s clothes." "I know, come on." "Is he here?" "No, he’s not here. But listen. Just stay calm, okay? The sun’s going down. The sun’s getting really low. Sun’s going down."

- Thor, Bruce Banner,, Quinjet Computer and Grandmaster

"Hela, the goddess of death has invaded Asgard. And you and I had a fight recently." "Did I win?" "No, I won. Easily." "Doesn't sound right." "Well, it's true."

- Thor and Bruce Banner

"The sun’s going down. It’s getting really low. The sun’s going down. It’s getting real low." "Would you stop saying that!?" "I just need you to stay calm." "Calm!? I’m on an alien planet!" "It’s just a planet. You’ve been on a planet before." "Yeah! One!" "Now you’ve been on two. That’s a good thing. It’s a new experience." "My neurons, they’re firing faster than my brain can handle the information. The whole thing is totally different this time. In the past, I always felt like Hulk and I each had a hand on the wheel, but this time it’s like he had the keys and I was locked in the trunk." "Alright, well, you’re back now, that’s all that matters." "No, it’s not what matters. What I’m trying to tell you, is that if I turn into the Hulk again, Banner may never come back. And we’re stranded on a planet that is designed to stress me out." "We’re not stranded, I’m gonna figure out a way to get us home." "Thank you." "Not your home, though. Asgard." "What?" "Listen, my people are in great danger. You and I, we have to fight this really powerful being who also happens to be my sister." "Okay, that is so wrong on so many...I don’t wanna fight your sister. That’s a family issue." "No, she’s an evil being." "I don’t care what she is. I’m not fighting any more beings. I’m sick of it. I just told you. If I turn into the Hulk, I am never gonna come back again. And you don’t care." "No, no. I’m putting together the team. The Hulk is the fire." "Wait, you’re just using me to get to the Hulk." "What? No!" "It’s gross. You don’t care about me. You’re not my friend." "No! I don’t even like the Hulk. He’s all like... “smash, smash, smash.” I prefer you." "Thanks." "But if I’m being honest, when it comes to fighting evil beings, he is very powerful and useful." "Yeah, Banner’s powerful and useful, too." "Is he though?" "How many PhDs does Hulk have? Zero. How many PhDs does Banner have? Seven." "Fine, you don’t have to fight anyone. But we’re in danger here, so we have to move." "What are you doing with that?" "I need a disguise. I’m a fugitive." "I need a disguise." "You are the disguise." "I’ll be Tony Stark." "What?" "Yeah. Tony and the gypsy." "No, no you’re not Tony. You’re Bruce Banner." "Then why did you dress me up like Tony?" "Because you were naked." "Okay, I’ll give you that." "What are you doing? Stop doing that!" "Tony wears his pants super tight!" "Why are you being so weird?" "I don’t know. Maybe the fact that I was trapped for two years inside of a monster made me a little weird!" "Hey. It’s okay. You’re good. Calm down. Come on. Listen, we’re gonna go to Asgard and you’re not gonna have to think about the Hulk ever again. All right?" "All right."

- Thor and Bruce Banner

"I feel like I know you." "I feel like I know you too."

- Bruce Banner and Valkyrie

"I don't know how to fly this thing!" "You're a doctor, you have PhDs. You should figure it out." "None of them for flying alien spaceships!"

- Bruce Banner and Thor

"This looks like a big gun!" "IT'S MY BIRTHDAAAAAY! IT'S MY BIRTHDAAAAAY!"

- Bruce Banner and Grandmaster Hologram

"This stupid dog won't die!" "Everything's going to be okay. I got this. You want to know who I am?" "What the hell are you talking about?" "You'll see!"

- Valkyrie and Bruce Banner

Spoken about Bruce Banner
"Then aliens invaded New York and were beaten back By, among others, a giant green monster, A costumed hero from the '40s, and a god."

- Maria Hill

Spoken about Bruce Banner
"How you feeling?" "Not Great. I'm sorry. For before. I'm... I'm not that guy." "You're a guy who saves lives, I can overlook a little Hulk rage."

- Skye and Grant Ward

Spoken about Bruce Banner
"Who did you say created this technology, again?" "Bruce Banner." "Then I'm sure it'll go off without a hitch."

- Phil Coulson and Leo Fitz

Spoken about Bruce Banner
"So maybe if you can learn to control this, then you could have Avengers-level powers, something like Captain America, even." "I think it best we keep in mind the unstable nature of Skye's power. If there is an Avenger equivalent, right now I'm afraid it's the Hulk." "Well, Hulk saved the world, last I checked." "You're absolutely right. But given the choice, I believe Bruce Banner would not hesitate to cure himself once and for all." "Well, then I guess we should be thankful - that nobody's given him the choice."

- Leo Fitz and Jemma Simmons

Spoken about Bruce Banner
"Where do we stand with Agent Skye?" "Our techs found the Quinjet's flight recorder. Looks like Coulson took her to, uh, Retreat." "Really?" "Bold, taking her to the house that Banner built."

- Robert Gonzales, Tomas Calderon, Bobbi Morse and Anne Weaver

Spoken about Bruce Banner
"It may not look like it, but this place was built to withstand a Hulk-size force."

- Phil Coulson

Spoken about Bruce Banner
"I'm a friend of Skye's." "Sure. And I'm the Hulk."

- Deathlok and Lincoln Campbell

Spoken about Bruce Banner
"What the hell is that? You're keeping monsters on your base now?" "Breathe, General. It was Dr. Garner before he changed... permanently." "Rasta-Hulk is your husband?"

- Glenn Talbot, Phil Coulson, and Melinda May

Spoken about Bruce Banner
"Okay, there's you, me... the big green dude and his crew. You think there's more of our kind out there?"

- Luke Cage to Jessica Jones

Spoken about Bruce Banner
"I saw my mother crushed to death under a building that you people destroyed." "In the incident?" "I was trying to pull my mother out from the rubble, watching her bleed to death, while all around me, you people were raining down hell." "So go after the big green guy or the flag-waver."

- Audrey Eastman and Jessica Jones

Spoken about Bruce Banner
"Hey, yo, my man, my man. All HD. Got it right here. Blu-ray, too, 'cause I'm nice like that. Tony Stark, the big blonde dude with the hammer, the old dude with the shield, the green monster, and I don't mean Fenway. You can't get better raw footage of the incident anywhere else than right here."

- Dave Griffith to Luke Cage

Spoken about Thor
"The world isn't the world anymore, mija. Aliens coming out of the sky. People with silver hammers. Green monsters. All I know is everything happens for a reason. And now, somehow you're a part of it."

- Soledad Temple to Claire Temple

Episode 1.06: Immortal Emerges from Cave
"And you have more views than that incredible green guy, which is its own sort of success."

- Wayne Olsen to Joy Meachum and Ward Meachum

Spoken about Bruce Banner
"No, I don't think you're gonna want to be doing that. At least I don't think the man I just met-the man inside you-wants to do that. He seemed like a decent enough guy who wouldn't want to hurt these people."

- Nick Fury to Hulk

Spoken by Bruce Banner
"This is what I get for waiting in the car."

- Bruce Banner