Thread:Rodangizzardcrusher3/@comment-26687285-20160822213306/@comment-25692211-20171209233633

I just saw The Last Jedi!

Wow, it was so amazing! I loved it. I couldn't believe it when Ben had his leg taken off by the Dark Side Rey and Finn was forced to impale her with Phasma's spear. God, and the twist that Snoke was actually Yoda's college roommate who had a fling with Leia before his accident. So great and not forced at all. And then when Hux just unceremoniously cut Phasma's head off and her head didn't even come out of the helmet, but then Sebastian Stan cameoed as Luke's younger self and brought Luke and Ben back in time to stop the events of Phantom Menace from ever happening. God, such a surprising and ambitious movie.

So, at which point of the speech did you realise I was bullshitting you?