User blog:DankMeme72/Grandmaster Savior of Earth

Had some shower thoughts earlier today... Could Grandmaster use his Melty stick on Thanos? Hear me out. So his stick can be used against most organic matter and break it down into a pile of "goo". Thanos isn't immortal (Well with the infinity gauntlet virtually). So if Thanos went to Darryl's home to kill another of the Elders since he presumably killed The Collector his brother is it plausible Grandmaster could melt him? How I imagine it going:

Thanos: "Did you truly think I would allow you to defeat me? A billion souls have known death at my hand. It is time you joined them!"

(Read in Jeff Goldblum voice) Grandmaster: "This is my Melting Stick. Yeah, if people displease me, I can melt them."

Thanos: "You are a fool!"

"Er, ah. You're officially pardoned from life."

Melts Thanos*

"Someone get a mop or something, Darryl *Laughing* what does that smell like?"

"Don't answer, It's the burnt toast thing again isn't it?, Darryl. Darryl! Get the bleach or something you have some splatter marks looks like a purple mimosa spilled."

In their bed*

"I don't wanna go to sleep without clearing a few things up OK?"

"I wanna apologize for melting Thanos."

Darryl: "This is the third thing you've melted this week."

"The furry being didn't count, that's like 1/2 at most"

Darryl: "My Neighbors cat?"

Darryl: "Well you might wanna call his family and let them know?"

"I guess I should be the one to call"

Darryl: "We should probably call.."

"Darryl contact Nebula now please"

"Ring ring ring!"

"How are you Ms Mad Titan you can call me Grandmaster Ruler of Earth and overlord of Sakaar, Ex-Overlord actually."

"So what are you wearing...?"

Nebula: "I'm just wearing a nightgown."

"Oh!, you've got to be kidding! What color!"

Nebula: Uh, Blue.."

"Oooahhhhh" "Uhh" Grunts*

"...That's my favorite color!"

"Nebula, Thanos Melted"

"Bzzzzzzz" Makes melty sounds*

Hears enthusiastic screaming*

"Yes well, about that nightgown, er ah where'd you get it.."

"Where are you"

Nebula: "The planet of Titan, why does that concern you?"

"I'd like to get to know you better, perhaps you could swing by the Commodore II.

Darryl hangs up*

Darryl: GM, we talked about this, stop sending women creepy messages and how did my cell even reach some distant planet?

Darryl: "And STOP trying to make my sedan into your orgy car, STOP!"

(This would be a very anti-climactic Avengers 4 ending.)