Leo Fitz/Quote

A collection of quotes of the S.H.I.E.L.D. agent Leo Fitz.

Spoken by Leo Fitz
"I'm engineering, she's bio-chem."

- Leo Fitz

"So, uh, uh, when... When you get back, I'll show you my thing. A thing. It's not-- I-It's my hardware. My equipment! Let's... hang up."

- Leo Fitz to Skye

"It's like magic. But, it's-- it's science."

- Leo Fitz

Dialogue
"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Watch it, that's the Night-Night gun!" "Well, it's on my stuff, it doesn't work and there's no way we're calling it the "Night-Night gun." "The bullets work. Non-lethal, heavy stopping power, break up under the sub-cutaneous tissue--" "Oh, with a dose of .1 microliters of dendrotoxin. I'm not Hermione. I can't create instant paralysis with that!"

- Leo Fitz and Jemma Simmons

Spoken by Leo Fitz
"I said there would come a moment when we would regret the decision to go in the field. I didn't think that would happen in week one."

- Leo Fitz to Jemma Simmons

Spoken by Leo Fitz
"If we had a small monkey, he could slip through the sensors and disable the fence's power source with his adorable little hands."

- Leo Fitz

Dialogue
"We're gonna have this new 'Night-Night' pistol working in no time, okay?" "Great. One thing. We're not calling it that." "Told you." "Yes, we-- Yes, we are."

- Leo Fitz, Grant Ward and Jemma Simmons

"Who has tech like this?" "We don't. Not like this. Not this small and internal. That's at least a decade ahead of anything I've seen."

- Grant Ward and Leo Fitz

Dialogue
"What's Fitz doing over there?" "He detected a strange energy coming off the body." "It's the smell!" "There's no shame in it Fitz, it's perfectly natural to be afraid." "No, the only thing I'm afraid of is putrid decaying flesh corrupting my pristine workspace! Do you remember what happened the last time you brought a dead thing into the lab?" "Oh not the stupid cat again, and it's our lab, not yours!" "No, the cat. Tell him about the cat! You left it's liver next to my lunch!"

- Phil Coulson, Jemma Simmons and Leo Fitz

"Don't you dare act like these last few months haven't been the highlight of your entire pasty life." "Pasty? Oh, really? Well, when did you become so sun-kissed? Because I'm pretty sure that every minute of every day, you've been stuck in a lab right beside me. At the Academy, at Sci-Ops, this plane, you've been beside me the whole damn time!"

- Jemma Simmons and Leo Fitz

Spoken by Leo Fitz
"Well, you should know by now, Agent Ward, that looks can be deceiving."

- Leo Fitz to Grant Ward

"I am every bit the S.H.I.E.L.D. agent you are!"

- Leo Fitz to Grant Ward

Dialogue
"How long can you hold your breath underwater?" "I-I don't know." "Are you familiar with the term 'Slam and Cram'?" "No, and I do- I don't think I want to be." "How attached are you to your pinky?" "Very, very attached, and before you ask another terrifyingly vague question, let me be clear. Any plan that involves even one of those scenarios isn't going to work for me."

- Grant Ward and Leo Fitz

Dialogue
"Checking for alien spectrographic signatures one teeny rock at a time." "Necessary precaution. We don't want anything alien getting into the wrong hands." "Still, this is definitely the type of work a monkey could easily do." "You're our little monkey."

- Leo Fitz and Grant Ward

Dialogue
"You think that's what they were researching at that lab?" "Trying to create another portal, yes." "Failing, until a malfunction produced a burst of energy."

- Grant Ward, Jemma Simmons and Leo Fitz

"It's not funny. I was sleeping peacefully. Very clever, Simmons." "I-I didn't do it!" "Oh, well Ward. I don't appreciate-" "Don't look at me!" "Ok, then Skye." "No!" "Well who then? The bunks should be off limits! No, don't laugh! Because I know it was one of you!""

- Leo Fitz, Jemma Simmons, Grant Ward, and Skye

Spoken by Leo Fitz
"Embrace the change."

- Leo Fitz

Dialogue
"Sounds like riding a bull for eight seconds." "Yeah. Exactly. It's that simple."

- Grant Ward and Leo Fitz

"Bet there aren't any flowered dresses where she's going." "Amen to that, sister."

- Jemma Simmons and Leo Fitz about Raina

Spoken by Leo Fitz
"If you don't know the history of S.H.I.E.L.D by now, there's no excuse. Unless you fell asleep in Professor Vaughn's class, that's a perfectly acceptable excuse."

- Leo Fitz

Dialogue
"It's true what the other guys say-- you are the smartest person to come through here." "Is that what they say? Yeah, well, Simmons is probably smarter, technically, but that's because she likes homework more than life itself."

- Donnie Gill and Leo Fitz

Spoken by Leo Fitz
"You are the least supportive pretend girlfriend I've ever had!"

- Leo Fitz to Skye

Spoken about Leo Fitz
"Poor thing! He's always getting knocked out, isn't he?"

- Jemma Simmons

Spoken by Leo Fitz
"You're going to suffer for what you've done. And I- I plan to be a very big part of that."

- Leo Fitz to John Garrett

Dialogue
"It's called a 'Mouse Hole'. Cuts through anything, really. I designed it a year ago and submitted it for testing, but it never reached distribution." "Top agents always hog the good stuff."

- Leo Fitz and John Garrett

Dialogue
"At least we still have each other." "Good, 'cause the last thing I want is for things to change." "Fitz...It's too late for that."

- Jemma Simmons and Leo Fitz

Dialogue
"Everything is falling apart around us. We don't know how it'll end. If there's something you want to tell her, don't wait." "Maybe Simmons should check you again for a head injury... 'Cause that is not the Ward that I know." "You know what? Do what you want. I don't care." "Good to have you back."

- Leo Fitz and Grant Ward

Spoken by Leo Fitz
"You're more than that, Jemma. I just never had the courage to tell you. So please... Let me show you."

- Leo Fitz to Jemma Simmons

Dialogue
"Ah, yeah. Well, my mum always said that you shouldn't be afraid, because it's just like the way life was before you were born. Which wasn't that bad, was it?" "That's sweet. Although apparently I was miserable before I was born. Upside down, umbilical cord all wrapped around my neck." "Well, I meant pre-conception-" "I know, I was joking." "Yeah I know you were joking, that's fine."

- Leo Fitz and Jemma Simmons

Spoken by Leo Fitz
"That's very alarming."

- Leo Fitz

"No, NO! Dear God, no!"

- Leo Fitz

"So, I don't have an ex, but there was this girl that I liked, and I told her how I felt, but she didn't feel the same, so she left."

- Leo Fitz

Dialogue
"You won't even talk to me now." "Because it's embarrassing."

- Jemma Simmons (hallucination) and Leo Fitz

Dialogue
"Besides, brains never delete files, they just lose connections. But there's always a backup, it's just a matter of digging and finding them." "So you've got backup files, too?"

- Leo Fitz and Alphonso Mackenzie