Spider-Man/Quote

A collection of quotes of Peter Parker, who is also the super hero Spider-Man.

Spoken about Peter Parker
"Well, we got everything nowadays. We got a guy who jumps, we got a guy who swings, we got a guy who crawls up the walls, you gotta be more specific."

- Luis imitating the Writer

Spoken by Peter Parker
"That's uh, that's all on though right? I mean that's where you found it. 'Cause you know that's all fake. It's all done on a computer."

- Peter Parker to Tony Stark

"Whatever happened happened; it's like my senses have been dialed to eleven."

- Peter Parker to Tony Stark

"When you can do the things that I can, but you don't, and then the bad things happen, they happen because of you."

- Peter Parker

"Captain, oh Captain, big fan. Spider-Man."

- Spider-Man to Captain America

"Hey everyone."

- Spider-Man to the Avengers

"You have a metal arm? That is awesome, dude!"

- Spider-Man to the Winter Soldier

"You have the right to remain silent!"

- Spider-Man to Falcon

"Hey buddy, I think you lost this!"

- Spider-Man to Winter Soldier

"That thing doesn't obey the laws of physics at all!"

- Spider-Man to Captain America "Holy shit!"

- Spider-Man's reaction to Giant-Man

"Hey guys, you ever see that really old movie, Empire Strikes Back?"

- Spider-Man to War Machine and Iron Man.

"Yeah, I'm done."

- Spider-Man, exhausted after the fight

Spoken about Peter Parker
"I have an idea." "Me too. Where's yours?" "Downstairs... Where's yours?"

- Natasha Romanoff and Tony Stark

"What the hell is that?" "Everyone's got a gimmick now!"

- Winter Soldier and Falcon

"Jesus Tony, how old is this guy?" "I don't know, I didn't carbon date him! He's on the young side."

- War Machine and Iron Man

Dialogue
"So, you're the Spiderling? Crime-Fighting-Spider? Spider-Boy? "...Spider-Man." "Not in that onesie, you're not." "It's not a onesie."

- Tony Stark and Peter Parker

"You know what I think is really cool? This webbing. Tensile strength is off the charts. Who manufactured that?" "I did."

- Tony Stark and Peter Parker

"I've been me my whole life, and I've had these powers for 6 months, and I read books, I build computers, and yeah I would love to play football. But I couldn't then so I shouldn't now." "Sure. 'Cause you're different." "Exactly. But I can't tell anybody that, so I'm not. When you can do the things that I can, but you don't... and then the bad things happen, they happen because of you."

- Peter Parker and Tony Stark

"You have a passport? Ever been to Germany?" "No." "Oh you're gonna love it there." "I can't go to Germany!" "Why not?" "Because I have... homework." "Okay... I'm gonna pretend you didn't just say that."

- Tony Stark and Peter Parker

"Are those carbon fiber wings? "Is this stuff coming out of you?"

- Spider-Man and Falcon

"I don't know how many fights you've been on, but there's not usually this much talking." "All right, sorry. My bad."

- Falcon and Spider-Man

"They're not stopping! "Neither are we."

- Spider-Man and Iron Man

"Did Stark tell anything else?" "That you're wrong. You think you're right. And that makes you dangerous."

- Captain America and Spider-Man

"You got heart, kid. Where are you from?" "Queens." "Brooklyn."

- Captain America and Spider-Man

Spoken by Peter Parker
"This is my chance to prove myself!"

- Peter Parker

"'Sup guys? Wait a minute...you guys aren't the real Avengers! I can tell, Hulk gives it away!"

- Spider-Man to Robbers

Dialogue
"You're the Spider-Man!" "No! No I'm not! This is just a costume!" "You were on the ceiling!"

- Ned Leeds and Peter Parker

"Did Liz get a new top?" "No, you've seen that before. But never with that skirt." "We should probably stop staring before it gets creepy though." "Yeah." "Too late. You guys are losers""

- Peter Parker, Ned Leeds and Michelle

"So, to become an Avenger, are there like trials or an interview?" "Just, don't do anything I would do. And definitely don't do anything I wouldn't do. There is a little grey area in there and that's where you operate. That's not a hug, I'm just grabbing the door for you. Alright, kid. Good luck out there!"

- Peter Parker and Tony Stark