War Machine/Quote

A collection of quotes of Colonel James "Rhodey" Rhodes A.K.A. War Machine.

Spoken by James Rhodes
"As liaison to Stark Industries, I have a unique privilege of serving with a real patriot."

- James Rhodes

"How was the fun-vee? Next time you ride with me, okay?"

- James Rhodes to Tony Stark

"The future of air combat... Is it manned, or unmanned? I'll tell you in my experience, no unmanned aerial vehicle will ever trump a pilot's instinct."

- James Rhodes

Dialogue
"Three hours! Three hours you've kept me standing here!" "Waiting on you now."

- James Rhodes and Tony Stark

"No, you see, this isn't a game. You do not send civilian equipment into my active war zone. You understand that?" "It's not a piece of equipment, I'm in it! It's a suit! It's ME!"

- James Rhodes and Tony Stark

"That's the coolest thing I've ever seen." "Not bad huh."

- James Rhodes and Tony Stark

"I'm just not the hero type. Clearly. With this laundry list of character defects, all the mistakes I've made, largely public." "Just stick to the cards, man." "Yeah, okay. The truth is... I am Iron Man."

- Tony Stark and James Rhodes

Spoken by James Rhodes
"This lone gunslinger act is unnecessary... you don't have to do this alone!"

- James Rhodes to Tony Stark

"I'm only gonna say this once: GET OUT!"

- War Machine to the party guests

"Oh man, you can have your suit back."

- James Rhodes to Tony Stark

Dialogue
"I didn't expect to see you here..." "Well, it's me, and I'm here, so get over it and move on!"

- Tony Stark and James Rhodes

"I think I'll take it." "Which one?" "All of it."

- James Rhodes and Justin Hammer

"You have *a* big gun, you're not *the* big gun." "Tony, don't be jealous." "No, it's subtle, all the bells and whistles." "Yeah, it's called being a badass!"

- Tony Stark and James Rhodes

"Thank you Lieutenant Colonel for such an exceptional distinguished performance, you deserve this." "Thank you sir."

- Senator Stern and James Rhodes

Spoken by James Rhodes
"Tony, I swear, I'm going to blow his face off."

- James Rhodes to Tony Stark

Spoken about James Rhodes
"Central to my administration's response to this terrorist event, is a newly minted resource. I know him as Colonel James Rhodes, the American people will soon know him as the Iron Patriot."

- President Matthew Ellis

Dialogue
"If you want this suit, you're going to have to pry my cold dead body out of it." "That's the plan, Colonel."

- James Rhodes and Sweat Shop Agent

"Give me a suit!" "Oh I'm sorry, they're only coded to me." "What does that mean?" "I got you covered!"

- James Rhodes and Tony Stark

"Good evening, Colonel. Can I give you a lift?" "Very funny."

- J.A.R.V.I.S. and James Rhodes

Spoken by James Rhodes
"Oh no, I didn't say you could leave."

- War Machine

"War Machine, comin' at you, right a-..."

- War Machine to Ultron Sentries

"Okay, what?"

- War Machine after witnessing Vision

Dialogue
"So I take the tank, fly it right up to the General’s palace, drop it at his feet, I’m like, Boom! You looking for this? Boom! Are you looking... Why do I even talk to you guys? Everywhere else that story kills." "That's the whole story?" "Yeah, it's a War Machine story." "It's very good then."

- James Rhodes and Thor

"Are you even pulling?" "Are you on my team?" "Just represent. Pull." "All right, let's go."

- James Rhodes and Tony Stark trying to lift Mjølnir

"He’s in your files, he’s in the internet. What if he decides to access something a little more exciting?" "Nuclear codes."

- James Rhodes and Maria Hill

"Now this is gonna be a good story." "Yup. If you live to tell it." "You think I can't hold my own?" "We get through this, I'll hold your own." "You had to make it weird."

- War Machine and Iron Man

"Rhodey, get the rest of the people on board that carrier." "On it."

- Iron Man to War Machine

Spoken about James Rhodes
"Is Rhodey coming along? He's cute."

- Celeste