NoobMaster69

"Thor, he's back! That kid on my TV who's called me a dickhead again." "Noobmaster..." "Yeah, Noobmaster69."

- Korg and Thor

Noobmaster69 is the online ID of a video game player who plays .

Biography
"Noobmaster. Hey, it's Thor again. You know, the God of Thunder? Listen, buddy. If you don't log off immediately, I'm gonna fly over to your house, come down to that basement you're hiding in, rip off your arms and shove them up your butt! Yeah, go cry to your father, you little weasel!"

- Thor to Noobmaster69

While playing an online  match with Korg, the user known as "Noobmaster69" insulted him by calling him a dickhead, leading Korg to ask Thor to defend him. Thor responded by taking Korg's headset and shouting at "Noobmaster69," threatening to "fly over to [his] house, come down to that basement [he was] hiding in, rip off [his] arms, and shove them up [his] butt". When "Noobmaster 69" started crying, Thor mocked him and called him a weasel.

Family

 * Father

Enemies

 * Korg - Opponent
 * Thor