Jemma Simmons/Quote

A collection of quotes of the S.H.I.E.L.D. agent Jemma Simmons.

Spoken about Jemma Simmons
"I'm engineering, she's bio-chem."

- Leo Fitz

Dialogue
"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Watch it, that's the Night-Night gun!" "Well, it's on my stuff, it doesn't work and there's no way we're calling it the "Night-Night gun." "The bullets work. Non-lethal, heavy stopping power, break up under the sub-cutaneous tissue--" "Oh, with a dose of .1 microliters of dendrotoxin. I'm not Hermione. I can't create instant paralysis with that!"

- Leo Fitz and Jemma Simmons

Dialogue
"We're gonna have this new 'Night-Night' pistol working in no time, okay?" "Great. One thing. We're not calling it that." "Told you." "Yes, we-- Yes, we are."

- Leo Fitz, Grant Ward and Jemma Simmons

Dialogue
"Don't you dare act like these last few months haven't been the highlight of your entire pasty life." "Pasty? Oh, really? Well, when did you become so sun-kissed? Because I'm pretty sure that every minute of every day, you've been stuck in a lab right beside me. At the Academy, Sci-Ops, this plane, you've been right beside me the whole damn time!"

- Jemma Simmons and Leo Fitz

Dialogue
"You think that's what they were researching at that lab?" "Trying to create another portal, yes." "Failing, until a malfunction produced a burst of energy."

- Grant Ward, Jemma Simmons and Leo Fitz

Dialogue
"Bet there aren't any flowered dresses where she's going." "Amen to that, sister."

- Jemma Simmons and Leo Fitz about Raina

Spoken about Jemma Simmons
"It's true what the other guys say-- you are the smartest person to come through here." "Is that what they say? Yeah, well, Simmons is probably smarter, technically, but that's because she likes homework more than life itself."

- Donnie Gill and Leo Fitz

Dialogue
"It's strategic." "It's adorable." "The Tin Man has a heart after all."

- Grant Ward, Jemma Simmons, and Skye

Dialogue
"You never had any time for her, but you made time for your work. And your prostitutes!" "Prostitutes? Plural?"

- Jemma Simmons and Phil Coulson while undercover