Melinda May/Quote

A collection of quotes of the S.H.I.E.L.D. agent Melinda May.

Spoken about Melinda May
"Is that who I think it is?" "She's just the pilot." "Melinda May is just the pilot?""

- Grant Ward and Phil Coulson

Dialogue
"I'm not going back in the field." "Yeah. You've got such a nice setup here. You ever thought about adding a moat? I just need you to drive The Bus, liase ground transport, some on-site supervision. This isn't a combat op." "Then you don't need me."

- Melinda May and Phil Coulson

Spoken by Melinda May
"You guys talk a lot."

- Melinda May

Spoken about Melinda May
"She's the Cavalry!"

- Jemma Simmons and Leo Fitz

Dialogue
"Forgot I was working with 'The Cavalry'." "Don't ever call me that."

- Grant Ward and Melinda May

Dialogue
"You told me that you were ready for combat. That you had my back." "Don't ever doubt it.""

- Phil Coulson and Melinda May

Spoken by Melinda May
"Get dressed."

- Melinda May

Dialogue
"His file didn't say anything about him being psychotic, did it?" "No. It just said he was kind of a tool."

- Melinda May and Phil Coulson

Spoken by Melinda May
"Have a cookie..."

- Melinda May to Justin

Spoken by Melinda May
"Coulson's got you used to the way we do things here. The Hub? That's different."

- Melinda May

Dialogue
"Will you help me find out what really happened?" "Dangerous waters. But, I can try.""

- Phil Coulson and Melinda May

Spoken about Melinda May
"She didn't have a gun. None of us did. And it wasn't a rescue, or assault, whatever they say at the academy these days. We were the welcome wagon, and it went south." "How many-" "Plenty. A civilian girl and a few of our guys were stuck inside a building being held by the followers of this gifted individual or worshipers. we never found out." "May did." "She took it upon herself to get them out. Said she could fix the problem. So she went in, crossed off the enemy force. Didn't say how." "Did she lose anyone in there?" "Herself. May used to be different. She was always quiet, she was just... she was warm. Fearless in a different way. Getting in trouble, pulling pranks, thought rules were meant to be broken. Sound familiar? But when she walked out of that building, it was like that part of her was gone. I tried to comfort her, but she wouldn't tell me what went down in there." "What did you say?" "I said the words I thought she needed to hear."

- Phil Coulson and Skye

Dialogue
"What did you say to him?" "Same words you said to me in Bahrain."

- Phil Coulson and Melinda May

Spoken by Melinda May
"This is a bad idea."

- Melinda May to Phil Coulson

"Don't shoot, they'll kill Coulson!"

- Melinda May

Spoken about Melinda May
"Agent May specializes in private."

- Phil Coulson to Skye

Spoken by Melinda May
"Nice jacket."

- Melinda May to Skye

Dialogue
"You supported my decision to throw Skye off the Bus." "Seems like it worked out." "Seems like you played me."

- Victoria Hand and Melinda May

Spoken by Melinda May
"Agent Ward and I been having sex."

- Melinda May to Phil Coulson

Dialogue
"That's the thing about Skye. What I told her shattered her world. Her lifelong search led to stories of murder, and now it's too difficult to continue. Her search is over. Her story ends here. But you know what she said?" "Tell me." "She said no... her story started here."

- Phil Coulson and Melinda May

Spoken by Melinda May
"Wheels up in five."

- Melinda May

"You called me sweetheart."

- Melinda May

Dialogue
"Wait... You told him?" "Yep!"

- Grant Ward and Melinda May

Spoken by Melinda May
"The one to blame is the man who shot her. Ian Quinn."

- Melinda May

"He deserves to die, not her!"

- Melinda May

Spoken by Melinda May
"When you're up against people who are being controlled, sometimes it's hard to distinguish friend from foe."

- Melinda May

"Agent Melinda May. Update log 93. He knows. I repeat. Coulson knows."

- Melinda May to Nick Fury

Spoken about Melinda May
"Is this her? The brave warrior with a heart of ice?"

- Lorelei

Spoken by Melinda May
"I assembled this team!"

- Melinda May

Spoken by Melinda May
"Watch out HYDRA. Here we come."

- Melinda May

Dialogue
"You know, I never gave you enough credit for this whole zen-warrior thing. But I got to admit, it'd be nice to feel nothing right now." "You think I don't feel anything?" "Look at you. You're a statue. And you and Ward had a thing. So if anyone should be furious..." "I'm furious. But I'm sure as hell not gonna waste it on a tantrum. I'm gonna mine it, save it... and when we find Ward, I'm gonna use every bit of it to take him down." "Wish I knew how to use that hate-fu." "I'm up most mornings at five."

- Skye and Melinda May

Spoken by Melinda May
"I will pay $500 right now for a pair of flats."

- Melinda May

"My face hurts."

- Melinda May

Spoken about Melinda May
"Wait, what was that?" "Yeah. That's May." "Well, is she ok? Is everything ok?" "She's fine. She's laughing. I think the worst of it's over now."

- Skye and Phil Coulson

"She just said more words than I've heard her say in a year."

- Skye

"May hates coffee."

- Phil Coulson to Agent 33

Dialogue
"Come on. We used to have fun like this in our youth. You know you enjoyed it." "Yes. Then life happened. Nostalgia's fine, but I'd rather deal with reality."

- Phil Coulson and Melinda May

"Yo." "I could've handled him." "I did."

- Phil Coulson and Melinda May

"This is the part I do. It'll make up for the dancing." "You liked it." "I didn't." "Little bit?" "...Little bit."

- Melinda May and Phil Coulson

"Where are you based?" "Currently? About five seconds away from kicking your ass."

- Sunil Bakshi and Melinda May

Episode 2.06: A Fractured House
"Try being married to somebody who remembers every single little detail. It's not that charming. ... You think I'm being petty, don't you? Well, I'm not. I don't have a problem with Bob kissing that guy." "Good. Because you had a hickey on your neck for a week after our mission in Miami." "Well excuse me doing my job thoroughly. And with style."

- Lance Hunter and Melinda May

"Hunter, you know I don't like you, right?"

- Melinda May

Spoken by Melinda May
"Sacrifices have to be made. Poison tree, poison fruit."

- Melinda May (Skye's dream)

Dialogue
"He did it. You know Ward did it." "No doubt in my mind. " "The senator should have let us help." "We tried. But he wanted nothing to do with us. All we can do now is try and catch Ward." "Or put the son of a bitch down."

- Skye and Melinda May

Dialogue
"I shouldn't have to ask any of you to save one of our own." "You never ask! You just give your orders, no matter cracked up they are!" "Mack, you'd do well to remember your rank right now." "Really? Rank at a time like this? Why don't you shove your rank up your..." "Not helping, Hunter." "Guys, stop." "No, it's cathartic. Do you have any thoughts of your own on it, or do you just parrot his?" "Coulson's trying to stop HYDRA." "We didn't stop anything! We unleashed something on the planet!" "Please." "No one knows what happened yet." "It could have been a lot worse." "And Skye barely made it out alive!" "Thanks to Trip. He sacrificed his life, Mack!" "No! He traded his life for hers! And then he was shattered into a thousand pieces!" "That's enough! If Trip was here, he wouldn't be arguing, he wouldn't be bitching. He would be gearing up to do what needs to be done. Yes, we're dealing with forces we don't understand, but HYDRA I do understand. I want everyone ready when the sun comes up. End of discussion."

- Phil Coulson,Alphonso Mackenzie,Melinda May, Lance Hunter, Bobbi Morse, Skye, and Leo Fitz

""You'll never take us alive"? Really? That's a little over the top, don't you think?" "I only had a day to come up with this whole thing. Besides, if I let you write the script, no one would say anything."

- Melinda May and Phil Coulson

Dialogue
"Not bad. But once I'm pinned, you should try for a finishing blow." "You want full mortal combat?" "I want you to stop holding back, Skye." "I didn't want to hurt you... I didn't want to try to hurt you. I feel like I'm constantly on the verge of... I don't know." "Look... we lost Trip, and it hurts like hell, but you can't shut those feelings out. Can't sustain that." "What's my option? l just might lose it right here?" "We've talked about this. Control. Embrace your emotions, your nerves. Use them... on your terms." "I don't know. What I'm feeling... is pretty dark. I'm afraid I'm gonna go postal and tear your head off." "Go for it. I promise you won't."

- Melinda May and Skye

"My mind is that of a lost adolescent. I can provide no information of value." "Not totally true. Judging by your clothes, we know you were undercover, probably something you learned after your last visit here. Your usual full-armor look is a little more... conspicuous." "So you are saying I wear that armor most of the time? Does this mean I'm a warrior?" "A good one." "A great warrior..." "It's just details that you're missing. You must remember things about your home world, right?" "Only basic lessons a child would learn." "The name of your sword?What about Thor?" "Um... I do not know this word, but when you say it, I want to smile. Why?" "Who can explain the mysteries of the Asgardian brain?" "I can."

- Sif, Phil Coulson, and Melinda May

"Yet you do not serve a king?" "Not really how it works with us." "I wonder if I serve the king as the great warrior you say I am." "Odin? Oh, we know you do. You've met him." "(Pleasantly shocked)Shut... up."

- Sif and Melinda May

Spoken about Melinda May
"I won't stay long, I just need to use the microwave. I didn't want to disturb May and her ex." "Disturb them from...?" "They're in the kitchen, talking." "What are they talking about? Is it about Skye's condition?" " No, it was of a personal nature. Seems that May isn't a good cook." "Something Agent May doesn't excel at... interesting." "Yeah, he teased her about it... she was laughing." "Oh, he makes her laugh! Clearly she still likes him, and have you seen the way he looks at her?" "Yeah, I have eyes Jemma, of course I've seen." "I wonder what happened between them, why end it?" "They're a bizarre pair. He listens for a living and she doesn't speak." "Well you know what they say, opposites attract."

- Leo Fitz and Jemma Simmons

"I'm not here to discuss my ex." "Did you guys have actual conversations? You know, like pillow talk? Or was it just pillow stern looks?"

- Andrew Garner and Skye

Dialogue
"I haven't worked with S.H.I.E.L.D. in a long while. I moved on for a reason." "It's a different S.H.I.E.L.D., Coulson's the director now." "Okay, but why me? Is this Skye that bad?" "She's that good; good agent."

- Andrew Garner and Melinda May

Dialogue
"I work for S.H.I.E.L.D., I do. I swear. But you don't." "Try again." "What Coulson's doing here, this isn't S.H.I.E.L.D - not the real S.H.I.E.L.D., anyway." "The last person who betrayed me... I broke his larynx. Hand that over."

- Bobbi Morse and Melinda May

"They know all of our protocols. We handed Mack the schematics of our base." "They don't know everything about this place. Not like we do." "She said she was working for S.H.I.E.L.D., Phil. The real S.H.I.E.L.D.." "What the hell does that mean?"

- Melinda May and Phil Coulson

"You really think they're gonna help you?" "Every member of your team is a S.H.I.E.L.D. agent. We'll let them make their own decisions." "Already made mine." "That's really a nice entrance."

- Robert Gonzales, Phil Coulson, and Melinda May

Spoken by Melinda May
"The girl...She didn't understand...I couldn't save her..."

- Melinda May

Spoken about Melinda May
"May thinks I'm a monster but you actually become one. Guess we know her type."

- Grant Ward to Andrew Garner