Star-Lord/Quote

A collection of quotes of Star-Lord, the leader of the Guardians of the Galaxy.

Spoken by Peter Quill
"Oh, I'm sorry. I don't know how this machine works."

- Star-Lord

"Hey. Take those headphones off, right now!"

- Star-Lord to the Mean Guard

"I'm pretty sure the answer is "I am Groot.""

- Star-Lord

"We promised him he could stay by your side until he kills your boss. I always keep my promises, when they're to muscle-bound whack-jobs who will kill me if I don't."

- Star-Lord

"I come from Earth, a planet of outlaws:, ,."

- Star-Lord

"We've already established that you destroying the ship that I'm on is not saving me."

- Star-Lord to Rocket Raccoon

"I look around, do you know what I see? Losers! I mean like folks who have lost stuff. Their homes. Families. And we're facing a threat that could destroy us all."

- Star-Lord to the Guardians of the Galaxy

"You said it yourself, bitch! We're the Guardians of the Galaxy!"

- Star-Lord to Ronan the Accuser

Spoken about Peter Quill
"Peter Jason Quill, from Terra. Raised from youth by a band of mercenaries called the Ravagers, led by Yondu Udonta."

- Rhomann Dey

Dialogue
"Peter? What happened?" "Hey, uh...uh. I.." "Bereet" "Bereet! Look, I'm gonna be totally honest with you. I forgot you were here."

- Bereet and Star-Lord

"Fool, you should've learned!" "I don't learn. It's one of my issues."

- Gamora and Star-Lord

"Hey, if it isn't Star-Prince." "Star-Lord!" "Oh right sorry, Lord. I picked this guy up a while back for petty theft, he's got a code-name."

- Rhomann Dey and Star-Lord

"Oh hold up, what is a raccoon?" "What is a raccoon? It's what you are, stupid!"

- Rocket Raccoon and Star-Lord

"Why would you want to save the galaxy?" "'Cause I'm one of the idiots that lives in it!"

- Rocket Raccoon and Star-Lord

Promotional
"Peter Jason Quill. He's also known as Star-Lord." "Who calls him that?" "Himself, mostly. He's wanted on charges of minor assault, public intoxication and fraud."

- Rhomann Dey and Garthan Saal

"Well, here we are: a thief, two thugs, an assassin, and a maniac, but we're not going to stand by as evil wipes out the galaxy. I guess we're stuck together, partners."

- Star-Lord to the Guardians of the Galaxy

Spoken by Peter Quill
"Show time, A-holes!"

- Star-Lord

"Sometimes the thing you're searching for your whole life is right there by your side all along."

- Star-Lord

Dialogue
"There are two types of beings in the universe. Those who dance, and those who do not." "I get it, yes. I'm a dancer, Gamora is not." "You just need to find a woman who is pathetic, like you." "Thanks, buddy."

- Drax the Destroyer and Star-Lord

"Is that a rifle?" "You don't know what a rifle looks like?" "It's just... swords were your thing and guns were mine, but... I guess we're both doing guns now. I just didn't know that."

- Star-Lord and Gamora

"Does anyone got any tape out there? I wanna put some tape over the death button." "Nobody has any tape!" "Not a single person has tape?! "You have an Atomic Bomb in your bag. If anyone's gonna have tape, it's you!" "I have to do everything!"

- Rocket Raccoon and Star-Lord

"After all these years, I've found you." "And who the hell are you?" "I'm your dad, Peter."

- Ego and Peter Quill

"Show time, a-holes! it will be here any minute." "And it will be its last." "I thought your thing was a sword?" "We've been hired to stop an inter-dimensional beast from feeding on those batteries and I'm going to stop it with a sword?" "It's just... swords were your thing and guns were mine, but... I guess we're both doing guns now. I just didn't know that." "Drax, why aren't you wearing one of Rocket's Aero-Rigs?" "It hurts." "Hurts?" "I have sensitive nipples." "Wa-ha-ha-ha! My nipples hurt! Oh, goodness me!" "What about him, what's he doing?" "I'm finishing this so we can listen to tunes while we work." "How is that important?" "Blame Quill, he's the one who loves music so much!" "No, I actually agree with Drax on this, that's hardly important right now." "Oh, ok, sure Quill" "No, seriously, I side with Drax." "I understand that, your being very serious right now." "I can clearly see you winking!" "Dam, I'm using my left eye?" "I am Groot." "They were not looking at you funny." "Oh, well that's intense." "Groot!" "Groot, get out of the way your going to get hurt! Oh, hi!" "No, no! Spit it out! Come on! That's disgusting!" "The beast's hide is too thick to be pierced from the outside! I must cut through it from the inside." "What? No, Drax! Drax!" "What's he doing?!" "He said that the skin is to thick to be pierced on the outside so..." "That doesn't make any sense!" "I tried telling him that!" "Skin has the same level of thickness on the inside as it is on the outside!" "I realize that!" "There's a cut on its neck! Rocket, get it to look up!". "Alright, you giant sea monkey, up here! Whoa, watch it Quill!" "Yes! I have single-handily vanquished the beast! What?"

- Guardians of the Galaxy