Leo Fitz/Quote

A collection of quotes of the S.H.I.E.L.D. agent Leo Fitz.

Spoken by Leo Fitz
"I'm engineering, she's bio-chem."

- Leo Fitz

"So, uh, uh, when... When you get back, I'll show you my thing. A thing. It's not-- I-It's my hardware. My equipment! Let's... hang up."

- Leo Fitz to Skye

"It's like magic. But, it's-- it's science."

- Leo Fitz

Dialogue
"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Watch it, that's the Night-Night Gun!" "Well, it's on my stuff, it doesn't work and there's no way we're calling it the "Night-Night gun." "The bullets work. Non-lethal, heavy stopping power, break up under the sub-cutaneous tissue--" "Oh, with a dose of .1 microliters of dendrotoxin. I'm not. I can't create instant paralysis with that!"

- Leo Fitz and Jemma Simmons

Spoken by Leo Fitz
"I said there would come a moment when we would regret the decision to go in the field. I didn't think that would happen in week one."

- Leo Fitz to Jemma Simmons

Spoken by Leo Fitz
"If we had a small monkey, he could slip through the sensors and disable the fence's power source with his adorable little hands."

- Leo Fitz

Dialogue
"We're gonna have this new 'Night-Night' pistol working in no time, okay?" "Great. One thing. We're not calling it that." "Told you." "Yes, we-- Yes, we are."

- Leo Fitz, Grant Ward and Jemma Simmons

"Who has tech like this?" "We don't. Not like this. Not this small and internal. That's at least a decade ahead of anything I've seen."

- Grant Ward and Leo Fitz

Dialogue
"What's Fitz doing over there?" "He detected a strange energy coming off the body." "It's the smell!" "There's no shame in it Fitz, it's perfectly natural to be afraid." "No, the only thing I'm afraid of is putrid decaying flesh corrupting my pristine workspace! Do you remember what happened the last time you brought a dead thing into the lab?" "Oh not the stupid cat again, and it's our lab, Fitz, not your lab!" "No, the cat. Tell him about the cat! You left its liver next to my lunch!"

- Phil Coulson, Jemma Simmons and Leo Fitz

"Don't you dare act like these last few months haven't been the highlight of your entire pasty life." "Pasty? Oh, really? Well, when did you become so sun-kissed? Because I'm pretty sure that every minute of every day, you've been stuck in a lab right beside me. At the Academy, at Sci-Ops, this plane, you've been beside me the whole damn time!"

- Jemma Simmons and Leo Fitz

Spoken by Leo Fitz
"What the hell?! Who designed this?! And in the Hub, of all places!"

- Leo Fitz

"Well, you should know by now, Agent Ward, that looks can be deceiving."

- Leo Fitz to Grant Ward

"I am every bit the S.H.I.E.L.D. agent you are!"

- Leo Fitz to Grant Ward

Dialogue
"How long can you hold your breath underwater?" "I-I don't know." "Are you familiar with the term 'Slam and Cram'?" "No, and I do- I don't think I want to be." "How attached are you to your pinky?" "Very, very attached, and before you ask another terrifyingly vague question, let me be clear. Any plan that involves even one of those scenarios isn't going to work for me."

- Grant Ward and Leo Fitz

Dialogue
"Checking for alien spectrographic signatures one teeny rock at a time." "Necessary precaution. We don't want anything alien getting into the wrong hands." "Still, this is definitely the type of work a monkey could easily do." "You're our little monkey."

- Leo Fitz and Grant Ward

Dialogue
"You think that's what they were researching at that lab?" "Trying to create another portal, yes." "Failing, until a malfunction produced a burst of energy."

- Grant Ward, Jemma Simmons and Leo Fitz

"It's not funny. I was sleeping peacefully. Very clever, Simmons." "I-I didn't do it!" "Oh, well Ward. I don't appreciate-" "Don't look at me!" "Ok, then Skye." "No!" "Well who then? The bunks should be off limits! No, don't laugh! Because I know it was one of you!"

- Leo Fitz, Jemma Simmons, Grant Ward, and Skye

Spoken by Leo Fitz
"This time Simmons, embrace the change."

- Leo Fitz to Jemma Simmons

Dialogue
"Sounds like riding a bull for eight seconds." "Yeah. Exactly. It's that simple."

- Grant Ward and Leo Fitz

"Bet there aren't any flowered dresses where she's going." "Amen to that, sister."

- Jemma Simmons and Leo Fitz

Spoken by Leo Fitz
"If you don't know the history of S.H.I.E.L.D. by now, there's no excuse. Unless you fell asleep in Professor Vaughn's class; that's a perfectly acceptable excuse."

- Leo Fitz to the students of S.H.I.E.L.D. Academy

Dialogue
"It's true what the other guys say-- you are the smartest person to come through here." "Is that what they say? Yeah, well, Simmons is probably smarter, technically, but that's because she likes homework more than life itself."

- Donnie Gill and Leo Fitz

Spoken by Leo Fitz
"You are the least supportive pretend girlfriend I've ever had!"

- Leo Fitz to Skye

Spoken about Leo Fitz
"Poor thing! He's always getting knocked out, isn't he?"

- Jemma Simmons

Spoken by Leo Fitz
"You're going to suffer for what you've done. And I- I plan to be a very big part of that."

- Leo Fitz to John Garrett

Dialogue
"It's called a 'Mouse Hole'. Cuts through anything, really. I designed it a year ago and submitted it for testing, but it never reached distribution." "Top agents always hog the good stuff."

- Leo Fitz and John Garrett

Dialogue
"At least we still have each other." "Good, 'cause the last thing I want is for things to change." "Fitz... It's too late for that."

- Jemma Simmons and Leo Fitz

Dialogue
"Everything is falling apart around us. We don't know how it'll end. If there's something you want to tell her, don't wait." "Maybe Simmons should check you again for a head injury... 'Cause that is not the Ward that I know." "You know what? Do what you want. I don't care." "Good to have you back."

- Leo Fitz and Grant Ward

Dialogue
"We have no authority to do this. We're no longer S.H.I.E.L.D. agents. We're..." "We're vigilantes." "I was gonna say, 'doing this because it's the right thing to do,' but... yeah."

- Phil Coulson and Leo Fitz

Spoken by Leo Fitz
"You're more than that, Jemma. I just never had the courage to tell you. So please... Let me show you."

- Leo Fitz to Jemma Simmons

Dialogue
"Ah, yeah. Well, my mum always said that you shouldn't be afraid, because it's just like the way life was before you were born. Which wasn't that bad, was it?" "That's sweet. Although apparently I was miserable before I was born. Upside down, umbilical cord all wrapped around my neck." "Well, I meant pre-conception-" "I know, I was joking." "Yeah I know you were joking, that's fine."

- Leo Fitz and Jemma Simmons

Spoken by Leo Fitz
"That's very alarming."

- Leo Fitz

"No, NO! Dear God, no!"

- Leo Fitz

"So, I don't have an ex, but there was this girl that I liked, and I told her how I felt, but she didn't feel the same, so she left."

- Leo Fitz

Dialogue
"You won't even talk to me now." "Because it's embarrassing."

- Fitz' hallucination of Jemma Simmons and Leo Fitz

Dialogue
"Besides, brains never delete files, they just lose connections. But there's always a backup, it's just a matter of digging and finding them." "So you've got backup files, too?"

- Leo Fitz and Alphonso Mackenzie

Dialogue
"I shouldn't have to ask any of you to save one of our own." "You never ask! You just give your orders, no matter cracked up they are!" "Mack, you'd do well to remember your rank right now." "Really? Rank at a time like this? Why don't you shove your rank up your..." "Not helping, Hunter." "Guys, stop." "No, it's cathartic. Do you have any thoughts of your own on it, or do you just parrot his?" "Coulson's trying to stop HYDRA." "We didn't stop anything! We unleashed something on the planet!" "Please." "No one knows what happened yet." "It could have been a lot worse." "And Skye barely made it out alive!" "Thanks to Trip. He sacrificed his life, Mack!" "No! He traded his life for hers! And then he was shattered into a thousand pieces!" "That's enough! If Trip was here, he wouldn't be arguing, he wouldn't be bitching. He would be gearing up to do what needs to be done. Yes, we're dealing with forces we don't understand, but HYDRA I do understand. I want everyone ready when the sun comes up. End of discussion."

- Phil Coulson, Alphonso Mackenzie, Melinda May, Lance Hunter, Bobbi Morse, Skye, and Leo Fitz

Dialogue
"Skye is my friend. She's different." "Oh, yeah. Like I was your friend, and then I changed. How did you handle that?" "Uh, t-the point is, secrets don't help any of us. Skye should have just come clean." "What, and risked being locked up, studied, or who know what else? No, I wouldn't let her." "Oh, you wouldn't let her." "We could have handled her in a way that could have kept everybody safe." "It wasn't fair to us, Fitz. We had a right to know." "A right to know. What... is that the same way that Sif and the Kree had the right to know?" "I think the situation is a bit different, mate." "No, you would have done to her exactly what they wanted to." "You don't know that!" "Yes, I do know that! They would--you would--you'd "handle her"! Mack just said! Like, uh... like Skye's something to be locked up in a cage somewhere. We should be protecting her." "No, Fitz. We're the ones that need the protection from her."

- Jemma Simmons, Leo Fitz, Alphonso Mackenzie, Bobbi Morse, and Lance Hunter

Dialogue
"I won't stay long, I just need to use the microwave. I didn't want to disturb May and her ex." "Disturb them from...?" "They're in the kitchen, talking." "What are they talking about? Is it about Skye's condition?" " No, it was of a personal nature. Seems that May isn't a good cook." "Something Agent May doesn't excel at... interesting." "Yeah, he teased her about it... she was laughing." "Oh, he makes her laugh! Clearly she still likes him, and have you seen the way he looks at her?" "Yeah, I have eyes Jemma, of course I've seen." "I wonder what happened between them, why end it?" "They're a bizarre pair. He listens for a living and she doesn't speak." "Well you know what they say, opposites attract."

- Leo Fitz and Jemma Simmons

Dialogue
"What was in the case, Jemma?" "Something to help Skye." "Because you want to change her, is that it?" "Stop it. I don't want to change Skye, the Diviner did that. I'm just trying to fix her."

- Leo Fitz and Jemma Simmons

"Things change, that's what I'm saying, so maybe if you can learn to control this then you could have Avengers level powers. Something like Captain America even." "I think it best we keep in mind the unstable nature of Skye's power. If there is an Avenger equivalent right now, I'm afraid it's the Hulk." "Well, Hulk saved the world last I checked."

- Leo Fitz and Jemma Simmons

Dialogue
"I hate to see you leave, Turbo." "Only my friend Mack calls me that."

- Alphonso Mackenzie and Leo Fitz

"Leo Fitz, Jemma Simmons, the ones that got away. I had my eye on you two when you were at the academy. I wanted to recruit you, but Coulson beat me to it. I heard he actually bribed Weaver with cupcakes. Robert Gonzales." "We know who you are, and we are quite aware of your commendable reputation. Under different circumstances, we might even be flattered... Which is why this is so hard to comprehend." "Under different circumstances, we would have preferred to be invited guests, but that forced our hand. We had to take it out of play." "What's inside that's so important?" "All we know is that Coulson and Fury both believed it was valuable enough or dangerous enough to protect with extreme measures." "Maybe it was their favorite recipes."

- Robert Gonzales, Jemma Simmons, Bobbi Morse, and Leo Fitz

Dialogue
"Can we just address the elephant on the plane? I know. This is weird. Mistakes were made." "By you." "And people got hurt." "By you." "And I could stand here and explain again how my parents - and brother left me vulnerable..." "We've all had our traumas, Ward. Didn't turn any of us into psychopaths." "Well, we all have our own ways of coping, don't we? For example, I was yours." "Watch it, Ward!" "Look, I'm just saying we all made mistakes. Coulson handed me over to my abuser, thank you. Skye shot me." "After you killed how many people?" "Yeah, and we were a team and a family, and you betrayed us!" "know. It's what I regret the most. Not the lying, the S.H.I.E.L.D. agents I had to put down, and I'm sorry not even dropping you two in the ocean. It's this. My actions destroyed this. I'll regret that forever. 'Cause there were good times. Right? Before? I mean, for a while there, we were a good team. Weren't we?" "(after a dramatic pause) I'm still happy I shot you." "Yeah, me too." "Should've aimed for the face."

- Grant Ward, Leo Fitz, Melinda May, Phil Coulson, Jemma Simmons, and Daisy Johnson

Dialogue
"I'm trapped in here! That's not possible! What did you do?!" "Science, biatch."

- Gordon and Leo Fitz

Spoken by Leo Fitz
"I'll open it and give you what's inside, no problem. But only in exchange for something in your possession." "How about in exchange for your life?" "No deal."

- Leo Fitz and Yusef Hadad

"You can spill my guts in the sand and use the case as a booster seat. It's your call."

- Leo Fitz to Yusef Hadad

"And now I think... I know it's a black hole. It's dark matter made solid. It can warp space-time."

- Leo Fitz

"Do something... Do something!... DO SOMETHING!... DO SOMETHING!"

- Leo Fitz to the Monolith

Dialogue
"I won't give up. I can't give up." "None of us want to, Fitz, but..." "Fitz, you tried. Okay? You tried your hardest. Everybody knows that." "No. I missed something."

- Leo Fitz, Daisy Johnson and Bobbi Morse

"You've been nothing less than extraordinary this whole time."

- Jemma Simmons to Leo Fitz

Dialogue
"You think that I'm not angry? I'm sick to my stomach! I'm furious, but not at you! 'Cause we're cursed! The bloody cosmos wants us to be apart!" "The cosmos doesn't want anything." "Yeah, well, I beg to differ. 'Cause we had years side by side. Never occurred to us. And then when it does, we don't have the courage to talk about it." "Well, you only mentioned it at the bottom of the sea, facing certain death!" "You wait until I'm bound for a war on an aircraft carrier, and then you get swept off to some far-flung planet. With him. Top-marks pilot astronaut hero man." "I would do anything..." "Do you love him?" "I don't know. I think... Yes." "Yeah. Yeah, of course you do. Of course you do. He's strong and smart, and you gave each other hope on the edge of nowhere." "Don't do this, Fitz" "You think I didn't look for dirt on him? I did. And there's nothing. I can't hate him. He's great. Why else would you fall for him? He did everything right." "And you dove through a hole in the universe for me!"

- Leo Fitz and Jemma Simmons

Spoken by Leo Fitz
"I lost you once. I can't lose you again. I'm just... I'm not strong enough to live in a world that doesn't have you in it"

- Leo Fitz to Jemma Simmons

Spoken about Leo Fitz
"I always thought Fitz would give up the world for you. Looks like now he finally has his chance"

- Grant Ward to Jemma Simmons

Dialogue
"They had a chance to become something great, something beautiful, but in the end..." "How do you know so much about it?" "Because I was there."

- Hive and Leo Fitz

"You're not Will." "No. Will died saving Jemma... from me."

- Leo Fitz and Hive

Spoken about Leo Fitz
"You've been nothing less than extraordinary this whole time."

- Jemma Simmons to Leo Fitz

Dialogue
"Minister of Defense, former KGB assassin." "And still at it, apparently."

- Phil Coulson and Leo Fitz about Androvich

"Fitz and I believe the General has the ability to manifest a form of sentient Darkforce, able to shift its density at will." "Judging by the way he's elsewhere at the moment, it operates independently of him."

- Jemma Simmons and Leo Fitz

"They've wiped out almost 30 square kilometers of forest just to make room for this place. You wonder why the planet's dying." "Got that right, mate. You and Jemma watch that documentary I mentioned?" "Oh, yes! The one about the Amazon? It..." "And you'll talk about it later."

- Leo Fitz, Lance Hunter and Phil Coulson

Dialogue
"Time is an illusion. It's how we perceive the fourth dimension. Simmons." "It's mathematics. He's talking about space-time." "How do you... How can I explain this? Right. We're 3D, yeah? Okay, but imagine... imagine we lived in a 2-dimensional existence... flat, just like a piece of paper. We wouldn't be able to conceive of three dimensions, of... of... of a... a cube or anything that's not 2-dimensional, okay? Yeah. Right, so, we flat paper people would perceive this 3-dimensional cube as many separate 2-dimensional moments. As time passing... the point on the line traveling through space and time." "But, in fact, the cube, the line is fixed." "Yeah, it's just sitting there. There's no future. There's no past. It just... it just is. And nothing you can do will change that." "You're hurting my brain."

- Leo Fitz, Jemma Simmons and Melinda May

Dialogue
"Is there something wrong, sir?" "You were there. You saw." ""We do what we have to do." That's your words." "Yeah. And that's what I've been telling myself." "And now you don't believe that that's true?" "It was true for you. You were left no choice on that planet. You did the right thing, but I crossed the line. Ward deserved to be punished, but no one deserves to have the life..." "No, he did deserve it. He did deserve to have his chest caved in...no question." "That's not the point. It was payback. That's not what we do here." "Well, what was the alternative? I mean, letting him live, letting him win?" "Don't you see? When I killed him, he did. I knew it would come back to haunt me, I just didn't think it would actually come back to haunt me."

- Leo Fitz and Phil Coulson

Spoken by Leo Fitz
"Who needs space? Because I've got something magnificent right here."

- Leo Fitz to Jemma Simmons

Spoken about Leo Fitz
"When did you..." "I thought it would be cool if the Director of S.H.I.E.L.D. had a shield. Fitz agreed, so..."

- Melinda May and Phil Coulson

Spoken by Leo Fitz
"I have a weapon in place on this plane that's designed to kill you. So if you shoot me, I can't tell you what that is. But you won't see it coming."

- Leo Fitz to Giyera

"People that are under sway...they're not in control of their actions. They're not bad people. Well...except you. You were a murderous wank before all this."

- Leo Fitz to Giyera

"I did tell you. A few times."

- Leo Fitz to Giyera after shooting him

Spoken by Leo Fitz
"And for you, Direct... uh, Agent Coulson, with new bells and whistles. And the directions will be there when you boot it up."

- Leo Fitz to Phil Coulson

Dialogue
"What the hell?!" "Director's orders. Stairwell's clear." "I'm sorry. Well, in that case, you should check under the microscope and in the fridge, 'cause those Inhumans can be tricky bastards. Yeah, you can tell the Director this is just one giant snark hunt." "Hallway's clear." "That's British for a bloody waste of time."

- Leo Fitz and a S.H.I.E.L.D. agent

"He claims he made a deal with the devil." "Which is nonsense." "You know, the rationalist in me wants to agree, but the skull on fire makes a pretty compelling argument for "hail Satan"."

- Phil Coulson and Leo Fitz

Dialogue
"What's going on?" "Oh, nothing. Just Mack's the Ghost Rider now, but you can't hear us, so bloody hell."

- Melinda May and Leo Fitz

"Fitz, that was not your call to make." "Absolutely, it is. Whose is it? It's not yours. You're not the director anymore. I have just as much say in this as you do." "What are you so angry about?" "Because you used to make decisions like that all the time, and then you stepped down." "I did what was best for S.H.I.E.L.D." "Everybody is trying to do their best to prevent another tragedy like Lincoln. For you and Daisy, that meant throwing in the towel, but we built Aida to protect agents like him." "I didn't throw in the towel. I ran an illegal spy agency using powered operatives on American soil. Do you think the President loved that about me? I had to step down so that you could all continue in S.H.I.E.L.D." "You handed it over to a Director who betrayed Simmons! He sent her off, God knows where! We were having an argument. Now she's out there, alone, and I'm gone." "Listen to me. He would never hurt her. Everything's gonna be all right. We're gonna make sure of that." "All right, well, I need you in this fight, 'cause I got to get back to her." "I'm in this fight."

- Phil Coulson and Leo Fitz

Spoken by Leo Fitz
"It's made of light, but it's functioning like a corporeal, biological brain. Quantum energy storing data..it's as if synapses are interacting"

- Leo Fitz

Dialogue
"Don't do that!" "What, help save the day?" "No, do that. Just don't risk your life when you're doing it! You could've been blown to bits."

- Jemma Simmons and Leo Fitz

"It's a high-pitch frequency caused by Shockley's cellular vibration." "The ramping up of his kinetic energy at an atomic level, and once it reaches a critical threshold, that massive energy transforms his body from a solid to a flammable gaseous state and then.." "Boom."

- Leo Fitz, Jemma Simmons and Daisy Johnson

Spoken about Leo Fitz
"Agents Fitz and Simmons will finish your registration."

- Jeffrey Mace to Elena Rodriguez

Dialogue
"I'm gonna need your old watch. Upgrading all S.H.I.E.L.D. tech, post-Accords." "Lucky me. Do your thing."

- Leo Fitz and Elena Rodriguez

"Ah, you're a regular hummingbird, aren't you?" "Yeah, which is why your new watch is such a unique challenge. Inhuman vitals require individual calibration, so my new model can account for your velocity down to the picosecond."

- Jemma Simmons and Leo Fitz to Elena Rodriguez

"Now, this will track your biometrics and keep a constant GPS record, time-stamped and accurate to within a few feet." "But I didn't get you anything."

- Leo Fitz and Elena Rodriguez